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1 minute ago, dbecks said:

If they give Bijan less than 30 touches in the 2nd half, I’ll be moderately pissed.

are you retarded? Have you not seen their run defense. 

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We knew our kicking game was terrible regardless of whose fault it is (snap, kick, whatever), you love to see Sark aggressive there and testing Card who didn’t absolutely shit his pants. There’s some hope.

Better keep the same intensity in the second half. Saban will make adjustments. We better not come out flat. 

8 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Anderson is a fucking cheater

Bama is a bunch of fucking cheaters.  Taking out QE, holding and interfering on our recievers!  Fucking cheaters.  We need to beat their asses bad!!🤘🤘🤘

13 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

fucking perfect pass

Just late on that TD pass...

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The field goal was absolutely the right call even with a questionable kicking game. It's an extra point to take the lead into half when the team needs to be pumped up after the Ewers injury. 

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Fuck!

We're the god damn better team today but their cheapshot bullshit and our small mistakes are fucking this up. 

Props to the defense for that first half. Pk + GP = BMF

 

2 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Bad break, but I'll take 10-10 at the half and the ball to start the 3Q. 

Man fuck that we should be up 

Impressed with the secondary.  Team ain’t scared of Bama. 

We better go 4 downs in the red zone from here on out.  Kicking game sucks ass.

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Sark is a bad coach. 

This is a bad take and you should feel bad for posting it.

Lance St. Louis should starts. Somebody make the thread

2 minutes ago, dbecks said:

If they give Bijan less than 30 touches in the 2nd half, I’ll be moderately pissed.

Looks like he might be warming up. 

I hate the lack of timeout after Bijan’s big play. Hate it. Burned 8 seconds to get a JT Sanders 1 yard gain. Would’ve come in handy with 2nd and goal and only 3 seconds left. Fuck!
Quinn coming back. 

My only quibble with Sark at this point. Who knew Bama would have back to back PI calls.

Penalties by Bama ALL GAME LONG…..some induced b crowd noise, some because they’re flat out getting beat.  Very uncharacteristic of a Saban team.  And the Texas defense?……FAR exceeding my expectations.  Bryce Young has been confused b6 the coverage all day.  Now if we could just get that Willis Reed moment…..

The missed FG took all the air out of the stadium. We should actually be pretty damned pumped we came to play. New game at half, we’ll see how well conditioned both teams are in the second half. 

I've grown quite familiar with the gumps over the last decade.  And I've seen them go into halftime tied at 10 against the Citadel.

If Texas moves the ball successfully in the 3rd quarter, racks up some first downs, gets a FG or TD, then Bama will be totally off script and it's anybody's ball game.  

At least the mouth-breathers were ahead at the half.

kicker fucking choked, hold was good enough
He saw a bobble on the hold and and hesitated. Fucked up his rhythm. Needs to learn to keep going and hope it gets fixed by the time he gets there.

Bama is reeling. My guess is that Saban is reaming their asses so hard right now for taking Texas too lightly. 

They will either come out like a freight train and win by 30 or they'll keep struggling and lose by 10. 

Regardless of the play, you don’t go into the Locker room carrying both timeouts. Even if it’s to get in the same page to run one play.  Also, you have to play action there with 8 seconds if you are going throw.

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

Card had Worthy open but of course held the fucking ball too long

Yup, [this week] Ewers would have easily had that one.

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

We kind of made a mistake by not calling TO with 25 or so seconds left before the short throw to Sanders. Can’t blame Sark though but it would’ve given us the chance to run one more play down there on the goal line.

Yup

would have like to see Bijan get a touch on the goal line

 

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

Sark is a bad coach. 

Your shit is tired. That was a solid half. 

We are getting beaten by the refs and beaten by pure bad luck.

But damn, I love the heart in this team so far. Credit to the coaching as well. Sark couldn't have called a better first half. I'd have ecstatic before the game if someone had told me it would be 10-10 at the half. Now I'm pissed it's not 24-10 texas.

2 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

Left two timeouts on the board. Could have used one after the pass.

Yep. Not calling TO after the Bijan catch was a huge mistake. Costed us two plays near the goal line. 

2 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

So someone with a blonde jewfro can’t kick…

The snap

Wish we were ahead but love that the team is competitive right now. Yeah yeah I know, low expectations

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

8. I have a boner.

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2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Card had Worthy open but of course held the fucking ball too long

I was screaming for him to throw it. He is always a step late on those throws

Refs haven't been great but they've also called more flags on Bama than any crew in a long long time.

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That’s why you go for it.

Nah the kicker has to make take shit

Oh, he took a big one. 

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

Looks like he might be warming up. 

If Quinn comes back, this team has even more belief. I think we win.

The team looked hesitant on D at first, now they are playing with confidence. Too bad we couldn't ride Quinn's hot hand to a halftime lead, but if he comes back in, then he'll have more to show.

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6 minutes ago, immamac said:

Sark is a bad coach. 

Why do you insist on trolling your own website? Is the aggy that strong in you?

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Yep. Not calling TO after the Bijan catch was a huge mistake. Costed us two plays near the goal line. 

I'm pretty sure the idea there was to hurry up and catch Bama off guard. 

I need to go back and look but pretty sure Cain was wide open for about a 20 yard gain. 

Need a heavy dose of Bijan running and catching. 

I swear on my kids, I’ll forego receiving any presents for Christmas, birthday, Father’s Day, and anniversary if we can get Quinn Ewers back for the 2nd half. [emoji1374]


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1 minute ago, AbraCadabra said:

We are getting beaten by the refs and beaten by pure bad luck.

But damn, I love the heart in this team so far. Credit to the coaching as well. Sark couldn't have called a better first half. I'd have ecstatic before the game if someone had told me it would be 10-10 at the half. Now I'm pissed it's not 24-10 texas.

28-10 with a PI on thr first FG drive. This should be a beat down. Let's get it this half. 

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Is it just me, but is Urban fucking orange?

Might be just you. He looks less orange than Brady and Matt on my screen. 

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Long way to go but this is how we've wanted the team to play for a long time. Missing all the dipshits from last week's game thread who said they didn't see any improvements anywhere. 

Just as long as we avoid the 2nd half collapse we were great at last year.

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