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So, it was an “excessive drive into the ground” but a clean hit.  Fuck you Leinhart.  41-38 bitch.

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2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

What is that music?

It's not Motorhead, and it fucking needs to be

Sark has called a masterful game. Unless you blame him for the Ewers injury.

Calling a timeout after a huge completion was stupid as shit as bamas defense was rattled
6 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Fuck!

We're the god damn better team today but their cheapshot bullshit and our small mistakes are fucking this up. 

Props to the defense for that first half. Pk + GP = BMF

 

Impressed with the defense.  They haven't let any of BAMAs big plays take the wind out of their sails and deflate them like in games in the past decade.. They are getting after them...Not intimidated.  Seeing them pressure the QB, haven't seen that in a long time...:)

 

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What the hell is with that clarinet screeching in the background of the halftime show?  Hideous.   

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Angry at that missed FG, but I'll take the score considering....

 

And we get the ball to start the 2nd half.  Here's hoping Quinn is good to go (by good to go, I mean they Varsity Blues'd him)

Ewers gonna run out of the locker room like Larry Bird after breaking his face. 

3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Is it just me, but is Urban fucking orange?

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2 minutes ago, immamac said:

9 sec with 2 timeouts in the 2 you run with the best player in the game. You don't throw a shit pass and burn up 3 plays of time. 

I think it was 8 seconds. Also what 3 plays can you do in the 5 seconds that play took?

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

FG was the right call - Card shouldn’t have taken so long on the play before, though, that cost us another snap - but now that we’ve seen that aborted kick it pretty much has to be 4 down territory from now on whenever it’s an even debatable decision.

The play he really missed was after the Bijan catch. It was Cain or another wide receiver running wide open down the left hash. 

Bama didn't get set at all. 

4 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Sark has called a masterful game. Unless you blame him for the Ewers injury.

 

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

He’s pissed about missed FG attempt and should be.

Piss poor game management on Sark’s part. First year kicker. Big game. Big kick. Two timeouts to spare. Call one and settle things down. Don’t rush it. 
Hell, better clock management alone and a few extra secs, Card could have spiked the bobbled snap and had a do-over. 

Can we get rid of the aggy caveman running this site? He’s really showing his ass today.

Surely one of you rich fuckers can find some spare change in your couch cushions…

This is what everyone would have asked for before the start of the game minus the Ewers injury.  Fuck anyone bitching.  Yes we should be up 13-10, but we are tied!  Let’s game plan for Card in the half and pull off a fucking miracle!!!

If you’d have offered me 10-10 at half before the game I would have gladly taken it. We have shown that we can play with these fuckers, and minus the 80 yd run, our defense has been outstanding 

Outside of the McClellan 80 yarder this D has been lights out.

Text from friend at the game "This place is rockin"

 

Kept it going....LFG!!!!!!

 

If we did that to Bruce young it would be replayed and saban would be going nuts and everyone would be livid at Texas.

8 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

How was it going to be a pick six when the receiver was tackling him?

Because I said so.

Quinn looked outrageous man... He's that dude. Need news on the injury  

I can't believe Auburn sucks against Bama.

Anyway amazing half by the defense. They play like this all year and we will be Big 12 champs.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Any word on QE

Yeah, dude's a motherfucking baller 

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

9 sec with 2 timeouts in the 2 you run with the best player in the game. You don't throw a shit pass and burn up 3 plays of time. 

Exactly 💯

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

What is that music?

My wife said it was too high pitched. When she says that, the shit is really terrible... She loves high pitch and hates bass...

Just now, troph said:

Because I said so.

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10 minutes ago, immamac said:

Sark is a bad coach. 

I know you're jesting but fuck you anyway.  :D

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I'm pretty sure the idea there was to hurry up and catch Bama off guard. 

I need to go back and look but pretty sure Cain was wide open for about a 20 yard gain. 

Yup. Coaching 101. There’s a reason you practice the 2 min drill. You are prepared and they are on their heels. A timeout allows them to rest their defense and sub in the personnel they want. Gives bama coaches time to look at their tendency charts, etc

Just now, Loop 1604 said:

Can we get rid of the aggy caveman running this site? He’s really showing his ass today.

Surely one of you rich fuckers can find some spare change in your couch cushions…

Just tell him the McRib is back and he'll be gone for a while

Left two timeouts on the board. Could have used one after the pass.

Should have just run Bijan. Oh well.
Quinn looked outrageous man... He's that dude. Need news on the injury  
No news is usually not good news.

Maybe a TO gets another play in, who cares?   Anyone bitching about anything other than the bad breaks is a moron.  And yes, me and my jinx money line bet is quite invested in UT.  FUCK

Card needs to have a better internal clock and get rid of the ball faster.  

We get the ball to start the second half. Saban is going to get involved in defensive adjustments, so Sark needs to anticipate and game plan accordingly. We aren't scared of Bob on the offensive side.

4 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Why do you insist on trolling your own website? Is the aggy that strong in you?

He’s the Acho of our site. 😀

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4 minutes ago, immamac said:

9 sec with 2 timeouts in the 2 you run with the best player in the game. You don't throw a shit pass and burn up 3 plays of time. 

Worthy was fucking open, Card held the ball too long, it was the perfect call.

Hope Ewers is like my dogs. They pull up lame and then forget all about it after waving a treat in their face. Immamac, go down to the locker room and waive some NIL money in front of him. 

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

So, it was an “excessive drive into the ground” but a clean hit.  Fuck you Leinhart.  41-38 bitch.

Lol.  Hes a big Texas fan.  He insists there is a Longhorn helmet in the background when he does his segments.   Who would've thought.

8 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

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We need to keep this gif on speed dial this season. 

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

So, it was an “excessive drive into the ground” but a clean hit.  Fuck you Leinhart.  41-38 bitch.

“Fuck you Leinhert” can never be said often enough 

1 minute ago, Slacks said:

My wife said it was too high pitched. When she says that, the shit is really terrible... She loves high pitch and hates bass...

Apparently LHB had some award winning jazz clarinet player this week. Really gonna hype up the crowd with it lol smh

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

Maybe a TO gets another play in, who cares?   Anyone bitching about anything other than the bad breaks is a moron.  And yes, me and my jinx money line bet is quite invested in UT.  FUCK

No one gives a fuck about what bets you made. Shut the fuck up. 

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Any word on QE

They got her MRI mixed up with Ewers.

1 minute ago, Slacks said:

My wife said it was too high pitched. When she says that, the shit is really terrible... She loves high pitch and hates bass...

 

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If Ewers comes back I expect Bama to do everything they can to put him in the dirt as often as possible. They know they're in trouble if he plays.

All the longhorn network guys predicted we basically won’t score again….  Screw those guys!   Let’s do this!

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