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I never liked Sweaty Gary. But I see his hand in our defensive effort, and for that I'm highly gruntled. 

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Just now, troph said:

You don’t get it man just stop. 

I'm good

1 minute ago, Both Tacos said:
2 minutes ago, NevaLost said:
Quinn looked outrageous man... He's that dude. Need news on the injury  

No news is usually not good news.

I thought no news was good news

46 minutes ago, Overlord said:
50 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

Some of you need to back up from the ledge.

You’re an idiot. You know nothing about sports

 

While not a cure, I suggest Vagisil to sooth what ails thee ...

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Just now, Modessit said:

If Ewers comes back I expect Bama to do everything they can to put him in the dirt as often as possible. They know they're in trouble if he plays.

Because they are mafioso dick faces. And if they aren’t careful we’ll come into their conference and give them the Nebraska treatment.

Just now, ztejas said:

No one gives a fuck about what bets you made. Shut the fuck up. 

Ok, SMU guy.  Go fuck yourself.  You're a pussy who works in a cubicle.  Never forget.  

2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Worthy was fucking open, Card held the ball too long, it was the perfect call.

I have no problem with the call. I am not going to pretend Bama hadn’t dominated the LOS. You can argue to run, but hard to say that was a bad call. Seems more bitching about the result, than the call 

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Apparently LHB had some award winning jazz clarinet player this week. Really gonna hype up the crowd with it lol smh

My clarinet goes to 11…
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I mean take that blown coverage run td they got, and consider the close end zone catches and we’re doing good work overall

If Card keeps gaining confidence as the game goes on, we might win this, the way the D is playing...:)..I hope Ewers can come back though..

2 minutes ago, pacman said:

We get the ball to start the second half. Saban is going to get involved in defensive adjustments, so Sark needs to anticipate and game plan accordingly. We aren't scared of Bob on the offensive side.

Sabans gonna be involved in the offensive adjustment. He's gonna make bill run the ball 

2 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

Lol.  Hes a big Texas fan.  He insists there is a Longhorn helmet in the background when he does his segments.   Who would've thought.

He's a big Sarkisian fan, not a Texas fan.

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

I never liked Sweaty Gary. But I see his hand in our defensive effort, and for that I'm highly gruntled. 

Hopefully, they took all the towels out of Bama's locker room and gave them to Gary.

2 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

 

Piss poor game management on Sark’s part. First year kicker. Big game. Big kick. Two timeouts to spare. Call one and settle things down. Don’t rush it. 
Hell, better clock management alone and a few extra secs, Card could have spiked the bobbled snap and had a do-over. 

I think he was trying to run out the clock first, but once we got a big first down, he started calling plays to get points. I don't fault him for his playcalling.

3 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

WTF keep that shit out of football

Don't make this a CR shitshow

Maybe Quinn’s ok and this is 5D chess when we roll him out in cards jersey 

1 minute ago, Saint Tacky said:

I thought no news was good news

No news is actually no news 

if Ewers is out we can't come out with our heads down or Bama will fuck us up.

Card just doesn’t see the field.  It is what it is.  
 

Collins was in for one play. He was blown up on the 60 yard run and hasn’t been back in.  What happened to that guy?

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

All the longhorn network guys predicted we basically won’t score again….  Screw those guys!   Let’s do this!

i mean... if we are using last years team as a benchmark.... they arent wrong.

 

Sark has shown no ability to do halftime adjustments his entire career as a HC. 

 

I want that trend to end... but until we see it, historical trends are legit fallbacks here

1 minute ago, Azbadlands said:

If Card keeps gaining confidence as the game goes on, we might win this, the way the D is playing...:)..I hope Ewers can come back though..

If Card is the guy going forward, this shit a lot like we did last year. The OL will magically look worse and the game might get ugly.

Over/under 1 on penalties for bama in second half?

13 minutes ago, immamac said:

Sark is a bad coach. 

We are tied with Bama at half with our backup QB.  Yeah Sark really sucks.  You may need some therapy or something.  

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Sabans gonna be involved in the offensive adjustment. He's gonna make bill run the ball 

Outside of the missed tackle for a TD, we’ve overall contained their run game.

Maybe Quinn’s ok and this is 5D chess when we roll him out in cards jersey 

And shave his mullet?

This first drive of the 2nd half is huge. We need to seize the momentum quick. Bama is a 2nd half team.

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Ok, SMU guy.  Go fuck yourself.  You're a pussy who works in a cubicle.  Never forget.  

He’s a pencil pushing yes man 

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Hearing broken collar bone in stands

Obviously the random people in the stands would know. 

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Hearing broken collar bone in stands

Which they’re getting from twitter. Which means they have no idea.

Can't we just spray Ewers' shoulder with that stuff that brings soccer players back from the dead?

He has not come out with the team yet 

Don’t we pay Banks like $2 mil a year to coordinate special teams

3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Worthy was fucking open, Card held the ball too long, it was the perfect call.

Yes. Again. As always. 

fucking dirty play bama players injuring our fucking star quarterbacks

No sign of Ewers either. Time to see what the team is made of.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Hearing broken collar bone in stands

Shit

16 minutes ago, immamac said:

Sark is a really good coach. (your autocorrect messed up again) 

No news is good news.  If his collarbone was broken, they’d come out and say it, Sark would know and have said he’s done. 
 

AC sprain, shoot it up, brace him down.  They prolly spend the last quarter in the tunnel seeing if he could throw it around and be productive.  Prolly waiting on Sark to come in and make the final call.  
 

That or he dislocated/subluxed his shoulder in which they’d follow the same process as they did with the AC sprain.  There’s a chance with it being non throwing arm.  If his collarbone isn’t broken, he could play.  

Hearing broken collar bone in stands

If it’s a broken collar bone, that was the least smith of pain shown from a person who just broke their collar bone

He was shaking it off as he walked off
Just now, Valmy77 said:

This first drive of the 2nd half is huge. We need to seize the momentum quick. Bama is a 2nd half team.

We're a 2nd half team, too... Prove me wrong.

Fuck tight ends. How bout fucking nil for a god damn kicker


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They keep putting Kool-Aid on JT who is half his size. 

Both times Texas ran that fade route all Kool-Aid could do was tackle him. Keep going to that play until Bama adjusts. 

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