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Just now, Fastbreak said:

Over/under 1 on penalties for bama in second half?

Is that Anderson kid still on the team?

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Just now, Valmy77 said:

This first drive of the 2nd half is huge. We need to seize the momentum quick. Bama is a 2nd half team.

You figured that out based on their win against Middle Dumbfuck State Tech?

Change thread title to Texas vs #1 Cheating Kool-Aids

Just now, ATXhorn17 said:

Don’t we pay Banks like $2 mil a year to coordinate special teams

Im pretty sure he can't coordinate the kicker to not sucking. 

2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I think he was trying to run out the clock first, but once we got a big first down, he started calling plays to get points. I don't fault him for his playcalling.

100% on playcalling. But that last 30+ seconds was subpar management. 

8 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

 

Piss poor game management on Sark’s part. First year kicker. Big game. Big kick. Two timeouts to spare. Call one and settle things down. Don’t rush it. 
Hell, better clock management alone and a few extra secs, Card could have spiked the bobbled snap and had a do-over. 

Sorry to give you a tied halftime running with backup QB...I'm going to give Sark a pass

That replay of the long TD run showed that cocksucker #55 tackle ford about 2 feet from mclellan. Thanks refs. It’s not like bama has the advantage already, let’s give them just a little bit more. Fucking commie fucks 

3 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

I never liked Sweaty Gary. But I see his hand in our defensive effort, and for that I'm highly gruntled. 

Someone taught our Dline and DB's how to play all of a sudden.  A lot of missed tackles at the start of the game, but at least they were in position to make the tackle..

Based on this performance this is a team that can win the Big12 IF healthy. I wonder if that changes calculus on rushing back Ewers or Jamison in this game.

3 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Honestly, we need to pullout some wildcat.

No we really don't. That will get snuffed out like your favorite film genre.

3 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

 

While not a cure, I suggest Vagisil to sooth what ails thee ...

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I got you. I overreacted to your post. It’s just that I have seen that dirty play hundreds of times. And it always ends up in separated shoulder. I’ll try to back off the ledge. I’m just fucking angry. 

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You figured that out based on their win against Middle Dumbfuck State Tech?

Traditionally under Saban. Hopefully they suck shit in the second half this year.

My wife is a huge Bama fan and it’s refreshing that she’s screaming at the Tv more than I am. 

Worthy was fucking open, Card held the ball too long, it was the perfect call.

This is correct. He holds the ball too long consistently.


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Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Sorry to give you a tied halftime running with backup QB...I'm going to give Sark a pass

So, you’ll settle for 10-10 instead of being up 13-10. Okay. 

I dont give a shit about what happend in the first half. New game here, we've got to go full throttle. This bama team is mentally weak

5 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Sabans gonna be involved in the offensive adjustment. He's gonna make bill run the ball 

I hope not.  Let BoB do his thing...

Please, Baby Jesus, let BoB fly.

Bert auburn looks like sideshow bob and sucks twice as hard

So if it’s not a broken bone. Then it’s a non throwing arm, he can numb it and get out there right????????right????????

Can't we just spray Ewers' shoulder with that stuff that brings soccer players back from the dead?

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Man, if I'd ever tried to leave the house wear a plaid jacket, striped shirt and polka-dot tie, my mother would have shot me dead. But I'm not the effervescent Gus Johnson. 

Let's open the half with a 30 minute touchdown drive.

we need to fire the special teams coach  whoever the fuck that is.... crazy monkey boy or whoever

4 minutes ago, Slacks said:

We're a 2nd half team, too... Prove me wrong.

Ummmm.....

Sark is great. He’s doing everything right. Players gotta make plays. Bama is fucking good. That’s what’s up

5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Hearing broken collar bone in stands

Damn good ears to hear a collarbone breaking with that crowd noise

1 minute ago, millhouse said:

I dont give a shit about what happend in the first half. New game here, we've got to go full throttle. This bama team is mentally weak

Huh no 

4 straight drives by us starting at the fucking 15 give or take a yard or 2

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