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1 minute ago, Ellellelle said:

Card looks spooked.

He’s injured as fuck. Can barely walk. Kid is playing his best game since HS

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Ticket to Saban postgame locker room would be worth a LOT. 

Saban is going to Mayan sacrifice one of these players at the 50 yard line between quarters. 

How is Alabama the team that looks unfocused and discombobulated, and not Texas?  WTF am I watching?

Tarted Bama dude ripping off the helmet by the facemask while he looks backwards to see if anybody noticed.

4th quarter, just need to keep this up for 15 minutes

Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

Our guys are playing their gut out today.  D has held gumpsters to 0 points for 2 quarters.  Everyone doing a good job (except refs) coaching, crowds, special teams, etc.  

Going into the fourth quarter I like our chances.  I've said it all week, we will win.   

Our punter has had a good second half

Need a TD here, fellas. Put the pressure on.

Very undisciplined play on both sides of the ball for a saban team

Just now, bmbmd said:

Alabama seems to be outcoached. 

I was told Sark sucks...

1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

Love this for the recruiting aspect.

Hadn't thought about it but this is fantastic for recruiting. 

The SEC schools love to show their conference loyalty, but I guarantee you a bunch of them are secretly loving this. 
Everyone but aggy
1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

The SEC schools love to show their conference loyalty, but I guarantee you a bunch of them are secretly loving this. 

Except aggy.

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I've developed a new found respect for Card. He's hanging in there beat all to hell, gonna be crazy if Texas pulls this off and buries Bama.

Alabama is self destructing.  It's honestly weird to see such a lack of discipline.  

Mental sharpness is not there for bama. They are getting punched and act surprised. 

Hurrdurr 21 point favorites. Buncha fuckin idiots out there.

Gotta fucking believe let’s fucking go motherfuckers!

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If we can punch it in here …
Just now, Drew said:

How is Alabama the team that looks unfocused and discombobulated, and not Texas?  WTF am I watching?

Evidently not your vagina.   I keed.

I approve of having the lead in the 4th. Now, time to add to it.

All those 2023 recruits coming to Texas know they made the right decision.

Just now, Drew said:

How is Alabama the team that looks unfocused and discombobulated, and not Texas?  WTF am I watching?

I'm on drugs. What's your excuse?

2 minutes ago, pops said:

Can't rep this enough. Plastic fucking sucks. 

There is only one thing Aggy does well. And that is growing grass. Those fucking pussies love growing grass so much they go crazy if you even walk on it. We need to use our resources to hire those cocksuckers to come take care of our field. Fucking Aggy grass growers. Fuck their Veteranarian program. 

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

He’s injured as fuck. Can barely walk. Kid is playing his best game since HS

Yeah, Card is really gutting it out.  Give that kid lots of credit.   He's a huge part of why we're still in this.   That and a monster fucking defense.

Just now, Drew said:

How is Alabama the team that looks unfocused and discombobulated, and not Texas?  WTF am I watching?

Playing on the road, the crowd, Clearly expected to expected to roll through Austin for the W.

 

Fuck that.

 

LFG!!!

How is Alabama the team that looks unfocused and discombobulated, and not Texas?  WTF am I watching?
Talent, heart, skill, great coaching, fan support, etc etc

The boys stepped up in the moment and didn't flinch

I am so fucking proud of my HORNS!  We are fucking TEXAS!!🤘🤘🤘🤘

What the fuck is bama doing?

They’re hot, tired and frustrated. Texas is winning time of possession(and counting). Their defense have had little rest with about 7 straight 3 and outs

We are in their head.   This would've gotten ugly if Ewers was able to play.

Just got my 2 yr old daughter to throw her first hook em!

2 minutes ago, bmbmd said:

Alabama seems to be outcoached. 

I thought our coach wasn’t any good according to @immamac 😘

Whatever we’re paying Patterson, it’s worth every penny. Lock him up long term. 

Hadn't thought about it but this is fantastic for recruiting. 

And there are some pipe-hitting MF’ers there today to see it in person.
2 minutes ago, Colonel Mustard said:

This wouldnt even be close with Ewers in. He had the hot hand.. Ahh!

 Very much the Colt McCoy, "Dad, we had 'em."

 

Still breaks my heart for Colt, to this day.

The defending Heisman winner has 62 total yards in 3 quarters

Maybe on 1-2 more possessions each team. Gotta make this one count. 

1 minute ago, Drew said:

How is Alabama the team that looks unfocused and discombobulated, and not Texas?  WTF am I watching?

this team lost 6 in a row last year.  Kansas beat them.  New blood on D + Patterson. Holy shit what an improvement. 

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

The SEC schools love to show their conference loyalty, but I guarantee you a bunch of them are secretly loving this. 

EVERY single one of them except aggy are loving it but then in the back of their minds are thinking "what the fuck did we invite in?"

With NIL this is only going to get stronger if we do it right. 

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