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  • The calls they made were because Alabama cheated. That's not the calls keeping us close, that's proper officiating. This argument from some people that you can't complain about the 10 crucial missed c

  • i am not hung up on the safety.  it was bad and hurt momentum but them punting from the back of the endzone was a big assist on the 3 points we got.  it was a complete fuckjob and total incompetence b

  • I gave Texas zero chance.  None. Nada. How gloriously wrong I was.  Gloriously. Sark, Card, Defense, Surly, whoever, I will sit here and happily wolf down whatever crow you place in front of

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First time in my life pulling for Texas. Not sure how I feel. Kinda need a cold shower. 

Me too. It’s like I’m jerking off to gay porn and can’t enjoy it no matter how hard I try. Just weird.
Just now, Anastasis said:

Haven’t had this nervy feeling in my stomach in a while. Lfg. 

Feels like it used to be.

Just now, Macanudo said:

We're playing clock

Yep. It's smart.

Ref shorting us about a yard on that spot

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lay the fuck down...do NOT go out of bounds.

Wow wow wow. My anus is quivering.

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

#1 is going down today

Second dynasty to die this week

I have family members who are popping blood pressure meds.

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

My butthole is so tight right now

Avatar checks out!

Just now, Bullneck said:

Did Hudson have a pornstache last year?

Since freshman year at LT

Pitch to the wide side of the field halfback pass to TE…. DOOOO ITTTT

Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

Biggest call of sark's career coming up

This. Should run that play they did with the misdirection to JTS.

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

My butthole is so tight right now

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Auburn beats them twice this year…

Playing Alabama, do you trust a kicker named Auburn?

Biggest call of sark's career coming up

Can’t run it. Go for the pass. Even if they stuff run, 1:30 with a time out is an eternity

Does Bert like to kick from the left or the right?

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

My butthole is so tight right now

PM @NowThis

Just now, runthebone said:

Need this 3rd and 3.  Come on, Sark.

Absolutely need this

Guys...I can't fucking do this... I'm about to have a fucking heart attack! 

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I don't trust the FG kicker. 

Sark tells the kicker "go out there and make this kick and we'll all go home and fuck the prom queen".  

 

TEXAS!

Just now, THUJONE said:

Wow wow wow. My anus is quivering.

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Just now, Sbbruin said:

Playing Alabama, do you trust a kicker named Auburn?

YES

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Fuck a fg touchdown horns! 

Yeah, can't leave BAMA with a minute on the clock, get a 1st down and TD..

Happy Cheer GIF by Minions
 

COME ON BOYS!!!!! WATCHA SAY!!!!!

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