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My mom said “explain to me what happened.” I said “we had a young quarterback that was throwing bombs and leading receivers, then he got hurt and we had to use our backup. Then our backfoot hurt his leg or foot so he was mediocre but we managed to lose in a close game that should have been a win by us with ewers or a blowout by them. Yeah that sack sucked and will haunt him and many of us but this Can be a great building block for us

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  • The calls they made were because Alabama cheated. That's not the calls keeping us close, that's proper officiating. This argument from some people that you can't complain about the 10 crucial missed c

  • i am not hung up on the safety.  it was bad and hurt momentum but them punting from the back of the endzone was a big assist on the 3 points we got.  it was a complete fuckjob and total incompetence b

  • I gave Texas zero chance.  None. Nada. How gloriously wrong I was.  Gloriously. Sark, Card, Defense, Surly, whoever, I will sit here and happily wolf down whatever crow you place in front of

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8 minutes ago, deft said:

We could beat every team for the rest of the season by 3 possessions and they're still not putting us in the CFP.  Sucks but its true 

Ah pretty sure a one loss big 12 team who’s only loss is to Bama definitely goes to the CFP…

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2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

We need to have a back up that is just as talented as the starter and has no problem stepping up. 

Lol…yep, every team is two deep at the QB position. Go to bed, you are obviously fucking drunk or stupid

He's not going to throw them open, and lacks arm strength. But he showed he was a warrior and played through injury.  He is a great stopgap but still needs to slow down mentally.  Ball control and game manager is his upside.  

Slow down mentally after three years on campus? It is long past that time to happen. We cannot afford a game manager this year.
Just now, UncleSonny said:

How is it not intentional grounding if incomplete. In the endzone. Which is a safety. 

REFS FUCKED UP... IT WAS A SAFETY

hey app state is up 6-0 at Kyle Field, so there's still some light

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3 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

If we were in the SEC we'd already have been in the top 10

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2 minutes ago, Overlord said:

This is all the evidence you need. I’m the NFL they are big on not letting players put all their body weight on a QB. 
 

This picture is the smoking gun

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Paste that pic all over the lockers, locker room, cafeteria, shitters. Everywhere. 
 

There’s the season fuel. 

Just now, Huckleberry said:

We probably would have started around the 35 on average. Similar drive puts Auburn into his comfort zone. Apparently. Ha. 

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Just now, Droopy said:

Yeah, lots of missed opportunities but still impressed with the team overall, particularly the D. Losing Ewers blew but so did losing Jameson (CB). 🤘🏼Here’s to staying at this level of play the rest of the way and that we get to see #3 play sometime this season. (Exhales first hit of freshly rolled joint, puts his sunglasses back on and MOWS THE FUCKING GRASS.) 😎🤘🏼

This team didn't fold with Ewers going down.  In fact, the team could've hung their heads but instead, the defense played mad.  The offense dropped some balls and missed some opportunities but Texas couldn't recover from two hurt QBs. 

5 minutes ago, Assman said:

Who cares?  None of this shit matters.  We're a cursed program.  The best roster we've had in a decade and QE we'll be out for most of the season.  We'll go 6-6 at best, rinse and repeat.  Fuck this.

 

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1 minute ago, Not a Sock said:

You think this is the best roster we have had in decade?

Talented but very young or inexperienced. 

Did y’all notice any elements of the go-go offense by Brennan Marion?

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

We need to have a back up that is just as talented as the starter and has no problem stepping up. 

Not with transfer portal genius.

3 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

With a healthy Ewers, this team can run the table.

True.

But it looks like Ewers is gonna be out for some time.

Just now, Stunns38 said:

Did y’all notice any elements of the go-go offense by Brennan Marion?

until Ewers went out the offense was incredible.

I still can't believe we missed that sack. ugh. 

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

We need to have a back up that is just as talented as the starter and has no problem stepping up. 

No one has that. 

1 minute ago, thunderlounge said:


 

Paste that pic all over the lockers, locker room, cafeteria, shitters. Everywhere. 
 

There’s the season fuel. 

It’s a 75k fine in the NFL

3 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

How is it not intentional grounding if incomplete. In the endzone. Which is a safety. 

It hit a Texas player in the EZ. 

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

 

It was dirty and intentional. 

Absolutely was intentional. I have no doubt Saban called for this all week. Not to do it where it's extremely obvious but if you get a shot like that, you take all your weight and land on Ewers. Flag be damned. There was absolutely no reason for him to have his whole weight to come down on him the way he did.

3 minutes ago, Capn81 said:


Slow down mentally after three years on campus? It is long past that time to happen. We cannot afford a game manager this year.

I'm hoping they're getting somebody else ready.  Outside of Maalik, who else has an arm?  

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1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

REFS FUCKED UP... IT WAS A SAFETY

Man. And they tried to call roughing AND targeting bc the refs originally thought the QB was down. When that was so blatantly bullshit they were like “uhhh never mind” but somehow didn’t call grounding. There wasn’t a receiver in the area. 

Just now, 4th&Five said:

It hit a Texas player in the EZ. 

Yep. 0 got contact with the ball. Not grounding as I’d originally thought

3 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Lol…yep, every team is two deep at the QB position. Go to bed, you are obviously fucking drunk or stupid

Um, the teams we claim to want to compete with absolutely are.

21 minutes ago, Kremlin Watcher said:

There are no moral victories. We lost because our coaches are shit. 

Stay in Moscow. You belong there. 

9 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Hell of a game you guys.

Tough, tough loss considering everything. 

Thanks pal

how come sark never picked a viable 3rd string seasoned QB from the portal ?  he knows QB injuries against Bama are posssible.  to have just a freshman Malik as 3rd string QB is crazy. plenty of good QBs out there at the portal.

7 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

You can’t put this on Sark.  

Agree.  He called a good game with a hobbled Card against the No. 1 team and put UT in a position to win. 

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We have a coach. He has admitted his faults and got the right people in place to fix this shit. 
 

That’s the best defense Texas has played in years.

5 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

You think this is the best roster we have had in decade?

With the exception of kicker, yes

Forgot we had like 700 recruits at this game.  Should be a good return on investment 

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Just now, David Dennison said:

Um, the teams we claim to want to compete with absolutely are.

There is not a team in the entire sport of football that can lose their starter and not take a step back, unless they were shitty to begin with. This is one of the dumbest fucking statements I have read on this board, and that is truly saying something 

Color me impressive with Gary Patterson on defensive and Hudson Card while injured. We win by a lot with just one healthy QB. I'm not surprised Saban has to knock out Texas QBs to win. Bama never beats Texas starting QBs who get to play the whole game. That was a dirty hit on Quinn, and that asshole should've been ejected. It's why we lost.

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1 minute ago, AllenTx75 said:

how come sark never picked a viable 3rd string seasoned QB from the portal ?  he knows QB injuries against Bama are posssible.  to have just a freshman Malik as 3rd string QB is crazy. plenty of good QBs out there at the portal.

Uh, because viable QBs don't transfer to places to be third on the depth chart.

Just now, fatheryeet said:

CLAVICLE SPRAIN, SURLY MDs DISCUSS

You can sprain a clavicle?

1 minute ago, fatheryeet said:

CLAVICLE SPRAIN, SURLY MDs DISCUSS

Impossible to discuss without knowing the type/grade.

1 minute ago, AllenTx75 said:

how come sark never picked a viable 3rd string seasoned QB from the portal ?  he knows QB injuries against Bama are posssible.  to have just a freshman Malik as 3rd string QB is crazy. plenty of good QBs out there at the portal.

You are a absolutely right, the portal is full of good QBs who want to transfer to a school and be 3rd string. JFC

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Absolutely was intentional. I have no doubt Saban called for this all week. Not to do it where it's extremely obvious but if you get a shot like that, you take all your weight and land on Ewers. Flag be damned. There was absolutely no reason for him to have his whole weight to come down on him the way he did.

Alabama has been a really dirty team the last 5 years or so.  The two guys were twisting Card's legs on his run while the other held him up.  That's why he was hobbling.  If it was an offensive line doing that its a penalty.

Alabama doesn't need to be dirty, but they take lots of cheap shots.

But ultimately, the better team made the plays when they needed to.

 

13 minutes ago, Kremlin Watcher said:

This is my point. We lost. Without Ewers we have nothing on offense. Shit coaching. Run Bijan up the gut 100 times. Outcome is predictable. 

Welcome to Purgatory. 

1 minute ago, F250 said:

You can sprain a clavicle?

Sure.  I pulled my femur just last week while doing bicep curls.

CLAVICLE SPRAIN, SURLY MDs DISCUSS

 

@Sawbonz what are we looking at?

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This game was total bullshit and it's really hard to accept the outcome.  I'm certain the team will handle it better than I will.

 

Fuck Alabama, fuck B12 refs, fuck Saban, and beat the shit out of the B12.  Hallelujah, holy shit, where's the Tylenol?

 

3 minutes ago, fatheryeet said:

CLAVICLE SPRAIN, SURLY MDs DISCUSS

Is this speculation or you hear something?   Edit. Didn’t see the other posts 

 

sprain sounds a lot better than broke 

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