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10 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

 

Lol. Look at this salty bitch.  Forgot to mention we won 5 fucking games last year and Bama played for the MNC.  There’s that too….

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  • i am not hung up on the safety.  it was bad and hurt momentum but them punting from the back of the endzone was a big assist on the 3 points we got.  it was a complete fuckjob and total incompetence b

  • I gave Texas zero chance.  None. Nada. How gloriously wrong I was.  Gloriously. Sark, Card, Defense, Surly, whoever, I will sit here and happily wolf down whatever crow you place in front of

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6 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Fuck we need Quinn back by next week. I'm sorry, but we cannot win with Card. He just doesn't have it. He did all he could today, but he's so limited. I cannot endure another shit season. We need at least 8 wins. Ewers is the real deal. 

I don’t get this negativity. We almost beat #1 with Card on one leg, and now we suddenly can’t handle UTSA?Chicago Bulls What GIF by NBA

so Sark said we didn't lose we just ran out of time. that should play well here

5 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

If Bryce goes out we win.  

Maybe, but I want Texas to be able to do what Alabama did in the 2018 national championship game. 

We're getting there.

My strong disdain for the pay sites... does anyone think there really was a QB battle? Now that you watched this game? 

29 minutes ago, Kremlin Watcher said:

This is my point. We lost. Without Ewers we have nothing on offense. Shit coaching. Run Bijan up the gut 100 times. Outcome is predictable. 

geez this is stupid.

14 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Skip the tylenol tonight. Either just keep drinking or go with ibuprofen. 

Ibuprofen? How bout Fentanyl?

17 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Impossible to discuss without knowing the type/grade.

bullshit.  this is the internet and we're experts.  I'm discussing. 

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Must’ve heard the Surly tailgate. 

aggy wept?

3 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

I don’t get this negativity. We almost beat #1 with Card on one leg, and now we suddenly can’t handle UTSA?Chicago Bulls What GIF by NBA

You think Taylor is a shit coach? You think he doesn't know Card can barely toss a fucking football? I guess if we lean heavily on the run game, or Card throws a lot of dink and dunk shit. Maybe you forgot, but Card got us FG's, which isn't going to cut it. 

 

Do I think we can beat UTSA? Sure. Do I think Card is just going to magically throw the deep ball? No. 

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This is genuinely the maddest about a game I have been since 2015 okie state. The horrific officiating today not only affected the outcome, but was so utterly lopsided and ridiculous that it genuinely calls into question how the game can possibly be allowed to stand to any objective observer. That was so unbelievably bad. 

and this was the same crew as last year’s ou game that just utterly fucked us left and right as well. If our athletic dept doesn’t start doing something about this garbage, I don’t know what else to say. 

Well, y'all can probably thank me for the not-horrible game, as I didn't witness a single snap.

Was shocked to see the score tied in the 3rd and listened to the rest on the radio.

I'm not going to call a 1-point loss a moral victory, and Alabama seemed to do its damndest to self-destruct with penalties, but compared to some of the bitchass shit we've put on the field the last few years, I'll take it.

There was also the LSU fool's gold. so, we'll see.

1 minute ago, Dewey said:

My strong disdain for the pay sites... does anyone think there really was a QB battle? Now that you watched this game? 

Just to be fair. After watching Ewers vs ULM, I was not expecting that. I don’t know what Sark did this week, but damn Ewers was a different Qb

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

Ibuprofen? How bout Fentanyl?

Don't want that shit involved anywhere near a discussion of this football team. 

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Must’ve heard the Surly tailgate. 

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2 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

I don’t get this negativity. We almost beat #1 with Card on one leg, and now we suddenly can’t handle UTSA?Chicago Bulls What GIF by NBA

Dude. Not for nothing, but UTSA is no slouch. They’re a hard fighting, young team. We need to take them seriously. 

2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

so Sark said we didn't lose we just ran out of time. that should play well here

Aggy uses it no matter how wide the actual scoring difference. I can handle Sark using it for this one, though I of course can't say if he's actually right. 

3 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Lol. Look at this salty bitch.  Forgot to mention we won 5 fucking games last year and Bama won the MNC.  There’s that too….

Kevin Clark seems like an idiot

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Must’ve heard the Surly tailgate. 

"They were butt chugging out of a funnel called Burnt Ends in the parking lot. It threw me all game. I still can't unsee that" - Will Anderson

1 minute ago, Loop 1604 said:

aggy wept?

Will Anderson about to get boycotted?

Ngl, I don’t know if I’ll ever get over that “loss”.

21 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Impossible to discuss without knowing the type/grade.

Well what the fuck are we paying you for then?

10 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

What is it?
An SC sprain is an injury to the joint where the clavicle (collarbone) meets the sternum (breastbone). These injuries are rare, requiring an accident with a lot of force, such as a tackle in football or rugby. Most SC sprains occur when an athlete is struck on the back or side of the shoulder. Typically, the resulting injury is a sprain, but it is also possible to dislocate the joint. The clavicle can be dislocated forwards or backwards with regards to the sternum. Dislocating the clavicle backwards can be very dangerous, as blood vessels, nerves, the trachea (windpipe), and the esophagus are located behind the clavicle and sternum.

Symptoms
• Shoulder pain • Clavicle or sternal pain • A bump or divot at the site of joint between the clavicle and sternum • More severe symptoms, like difficulty breathing or swallowing, may occur if the clavicle dislocates backwards

Sports Medicine Evaluation & Treatment
Athletes with a suspected SC sprain should be evaluated by a physician. A sports medicine physician will perform a thorough history and physical exam and determine the source of the pain. X-rays may be obtained, but they may not be able to evaluate the full extent of the injury, so further testing like a computed tomography (CT) scan or magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) may be necessary. For an SC sprain, treatment may include icing, inflammation and/or pain control with medications like ibuprofen and acetaminophen, and using a sling or a brace. If a dislocation occurs, treatment and its degree of urgency depends on which direction the clavicle is dislocated. If the clavicle dislocates forward, the physician may opt to try and put it back in place, but more often this injury can be adequately treated with a sling or a brace. For a clavicle dislocated backwards, there is a higher likelihood that surgery will be required. This is especially true in cases where an athlete experiences difficulty breathing, and in this case, should be managed as a true emergency.

Injury Prevention
There is nothing specific an athlete can do to prevent an SC sprain. That being said, all athletes should be well trained and conditioned in order to be best prepared for safety and success in the sport of their choosing. Specifically, athletes participating in contact sports would likely benefit from exercises designed to improve shoulder and chest wall strength.

Return to Play
For an SC sprain, most athletes can return to play when their pain is well controlled, and strength and range of motion is normal in the arm on the affected side. Adequate time to allow the supporting tissues of the SC joint is necessary to prevent long-term complications like pain and instability. The exact time period that this will happen varies from person to person, depending partially on the severity of the sprain. Return to play may be accelerated with a structured rehabilitation program.

Did they say it was a SC sprain?  More likely an AC sprain. 

6 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Lol. Look at this salty bitch.  Forgot to mention we won 5 fucking games last year and Bama won the MNC.  There’s that too….

Not to be a cunt, but Georgia won the title last year. 

2 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Just to be fair. After watching Ewers vs ULM, I was not expecting that. I don’t know what Sark did this week, but damn Ewers was a different Qb

well it was his 2nd game in 2 years instead of his first

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

You think Taylor is a shit coach? You think he doesn't know Card can barely toss a fucking football? I guess if we lean heavily on the run game, or Card throes a lot of dink and dunk shit. Maybe you forgot, but Card got us FG's, which isn't going to cut it. 

 

Do I think we can beat UTSA? Sure. Do I think Card is just going to magically throw the deep ball? No. 

I think Nick Saban knew that, and he still almost lost. And that UTSA isn’t Alabama.

And you think we’re gonna roll our Murphy or I guess Wright and *not* rely on the running game and simplifying the game plan? Uh, sure. 

Just now, GSU&UT said:

Well what the fuck are we paying you for then?

Rampant speculation. I hear his shin bone was hanging out of his asshole.

Just now, RoyalBevo21 said:

Not to be a cunt, but Georgia won the title last year. 

Yup, forgot and corrected. 

3 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Dude. Not for nothing, but UTSA is no slouch. They’re a hard fighting, young team. We need to take them seriously. 

Fuck UTSA and fuck Traylor. We win 40-17.

Just to be fair. After watching Ewers vs ULM, I was not expecting that. I don’t know what Sark did this week, but damn Ewers was a different Qb

You just don’t know what the fuck you’re looking at bc you have no vision
6 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

geez this is stupid.

Well he is aggy so…

Just now, formermav43 said:

I think Nick Saban knew that, and he still almost lost. And that UTSA isn’t Alabama.

And you think we’re gonna roll our Murphy or I guess Wright and *not* rely on the running game and simplifying the game plan? Uh, sure. 

We'll just agree to disagree. 

1 minute ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

Not to be a cunt, but Georgia won the title last year. 

Forget it- he’s rolling. 

12 minutes ago, F250 said:

We need a good old fashion fatwa on some of these bitch ass posters.

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6 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

I don’t get this negativity. We almost beat #1 with Card on one leg, and now we suddenly can’t handle UTSA?

this sounds like the minor key reprise of "We almost beat #6 Oklahoma, no way we lose to Kansas" from last year. Or "We almost beat #1 LSU, no way we lose to Iowa State" from 2019.

Texas will not be back until we beat the teams we're supposed to beat. Full stop. Lose to UTSA or TTU and we're right back where we started.

41 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Respect.... Defense and Card

And OL in pass pro...  Run sets weren't quite there.

22 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You mean except Alabama.

Yep, that’s what I meant. I forgot about the part of the game where Alabama played their all star 2nd team Qb. 

This is genuinely the maddest about a game I have been since 2015 okie state. The horrific officiating today not only affected the outcome, but was so utterly lopsided and ridiculous that it genuinely calls into question how the game can possibly be allowed to stand to any objective observer. That was so unbelievably bad. 
and this was the same crew as last year’s ou game that just utterly fucked us left and right as well. If our athletic dept doesn’t start doing something about this garbage, I don’t know what else to say. 

It fucking hurts. The safety the 1st possession no pi, the missed fg at end of 1h, the card, the hurt card, the hurt QE, the missed sack by watts. It fucking hurts.

Eh, we could have won that game in any number of different ways. We didn't. And I'm not happy to lose. There are no pride points in losing. But it's closer than I thought it would be.

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34 minutes ago, Both Tacos said:

Was there a single holding call made on either O-Line?

Ala, Bama

No.

27 minutes ago, Bobby Layne said:

Stay in Moscow. You belong there. 

Need to send some HIMARS his way. 

5 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

You think Taylor is a shit coach? You think he doesn't know Card can barely toss a fucking football? I guess if we lean heavily on the run game, or Card throws a lot of dink and dunk shit. Maybe you forgot, but Card got us FG's, which isn't going to cut it. 

 

Do I think we can beat UTSA? Sure. Do I think Card is just going to magically throw the deep ball? No. 

Solid offensive mind. His defenses were trash.

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Just now, KeysPhoneWallet said:


It fucking hurts. The safety the 1st possession no pi, the missed fg at end of 1h, the card, the hurt card, the hurt QE, the missed sack by watts. It fucking hurts.

Don't forget the ignored facemask call.

Just now, FloridaHorn said:

Yep, that’s what I meant. I forgot about the part of the game where Alabama played their all star 2nd team Qb. 

It was back the olden days, 2018. I can see how you would forget.

2 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:


You just don’t know what the fuck you’re looking at bc you have no vision

You have to be kidding. Ewers was late on almost ever down field look and Texas ran a ton of screens to get him comfortable. His talent was on display, but his ability to get it out today on time was a quantum leap. I thought that may happen in October, I was shocked it happened vs Bama. He is as just awesome. It’s was amazing growth from week 1 to week 2 

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