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Maalik Murphy unfucked Duke, works his next miracle at Oregon State

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  • Dude. Did y'all watch the same game? Before he got hurt, Card was playing pretty well. Yes, a one legged Card isnt very good, but he still gutted us out to a lead with a minute and half left. Fucking

  • Maalik plays school. Great move for this young man. I hope he slays it and gets drafted. 

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Card is a gutsy backup that did everything he could to help us win the game. He’s the reason we scored three big FGs to give us a chance to win the game. 

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Just now, cashman said:

Murphy won't be close to ready

And still would be better than Card 

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2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Card is absolute garbage and he’s the reason we lost the game. 

Dude. Did y'all watch the same game? Before he got hurt, Card was playing pretty well. Yes, a one legged Card isnt very good, but he still gutted us out to a lead with a minute and half left. Fucking bitches. 

That’s the new thread worthy takeaway from this game?

I don’t know why I expected anything else. We chafe at the cesspool comment, but it’s pretty accurate.

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Dude. Did y'all watch the same game? Before he got hurt, Card was playing pretty well. Yes, a one legged Card isnt very good, but he still gutted us out to a lead with a minute and half left. Fucking bitches. 

Yep, but he can't go forward with one leg.  Have to get Murphy ready to play.

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Just now, Mdhorn said:

Yep, but he can't go forward with one leg.  Have to get Murphy ready to play.

That I agree with. But shitting on Card for this game is bullshit. 

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

That I agree with. But shitting on Card for this game is bullshit. 

He actually settled down. He was finally starting to lose a little of the deer in the headlights look.  

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2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Dude. Did y'all watch the same game? Before he got hurt, Card was playing pretty well. Yes, a one legged Card isnt very good, but he still gutted us out to a lead with a minute and half left. Fucking bitches. 

Pretty well isn't the standard. Field goals aren't the standard.

Getting sacked on 3rd down on the play of the game to almost take us out of field goal range, and leave time on the clock for them, so we fucking lose a game against #1 Alabama revenge game we should've won isn't the standard.

Get Maalik ready

5 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Dude. Did y'all watch the same game? Before he got hurt, Card was playing pretty well. Yes, a one legged Card isnt very good, but he still gutted us out to a lead with a minute and half left. Fucking bitches. 

Yes I did. He has the same problems hurt and not hurt. He sucks. No feel for the position. He’s a joke. I’m sorry you went to his high school 

Before he hurt his ankle. He holds the ball too long. No touch on passes. Always self sacks. 

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3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

That I agree with. But shitting on Card for this game is bullshit. 

I mean yeah ok but he ain’t getting us a title. I’d rather roll the dice at this point then be assured no big 12 title by rolling out Card

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2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

That I agree with. But shitting on Card for this game is bullshit. 

Not shitting, just replacing him with someone who we can win with.

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Pretty well isn't the standard. Field goals aren't the standard.

Getting sacked on 3rd down on the play of the game to almost take us out of field goal range, and leave time on the clock for them, so we fucking lose a game against #1 Alabama revenge game we should've won isn't the standard.

Get Maalik ready

Wait, you’re blaming THAT play on Card?jennifer lawrence ok GIF

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Yes I did. He has the same problems hurt and not hurt. He sucks. No feel for the position. He’s a joke. I’m sorry you went to his high school 

I just have respect for the guy that gutted out a game on one leg for us. He was playing well enough to win, probably by at least 7, before he got hurt. If you can't see that, you're completely biased by last season (and he sucked so much ass last season). 

Hopefully, we just held Quinn out as a precaution and he'll be good to go. No reason to fuck the entire season over on a game we weren't supposed to win, anyway. 

3 minutes ago, achooloco said:

I mean yeah ok but he ain’t getting us a title. I’d rather roll the dice at this point then be assured no big 12 title by rolling out Card

I'm ok with that. I mean I have my doubts Card will be healthy enough to play next week regardless. But, again, he most certainly did not suck today. That was a fucking gutty performance. 

3 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Pretty well isn't the standard. Field goals aren't the standard.

Getting sacked on 3rd down on the play of the game to almost take us out of field goal range, and leave time on the clock for them, so we fucking lose a game against #1 Alabama revenge game we should've won isn't the standard.

Get Maalik ready

So you think Murphy will be better than "pretty good" as a true freshman who was universally regarded as a long term project.

You're nothing if not consistent in your idiocy.

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

I'm ok with that. I mean I have my doubts Card will be healthy enough to play next week regardless. But, again, he most certainly did not suck today. That was a fucking gutty performance. 

Agreed. 

3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I just have respect for the guy that gutted out a game on one leg for us. He was playing well enough to win, probably by at least 7, before he got hurt. If you can't see that, you're completely biased by last season (and he sucked so much ass last season). 

I respect the hell out of him for gutting it out. That doesn’t mean he’s a good QB. 

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10 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Dude. Did y'all watch the same game? Before he got hurt, Card was playing pretty well. Yes, a one legged Card isnt very good, but he still gutted us out to a lead with a minute and half left. Fucking bitches. 

Yeah - not fair to shit on Card today. We were one missed tackle or a missed safety call from winning 

Card doesn't deserve another snap here. We know what he is. Move on. 

Has anyone announced the results of the xrays yet?

 

Bruised shoulder?
I didn't notice the type of telegraphed pain you usually see with someone who has a separated shoulder.  

Pretty well isn't the standard. Field goals aren't the standard.
Getting sacked on 3rd down on the play of the game to almost take us out of field goal range, and leave time on the clock for them, so we fucking lose a game against #1 Alabama revenge game we should've won isn't the standard.
Get Maalik ready
He held on to the ball to long on a few plays, that wasn't one of them. Did you totally miss Bijan slipping and falling right in front of him?

No Malik shouldn't start, he isn't ready. No other team we play will be able to shut the run down as much as Bama did, which will take a lot of pressure off of Card. He ain't great or anything but he should be able to win all our games until Ewers is back.

It’s not fair? Is this Orangebloods?

 

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This place is ludicrous. Last year when the kid shit himself over a barely above mediocre Arkansas team you treated him better than now when he showed some balls and gutted through an injured ankle to fight against the number 1 team in the country. 

Massive respect for Card. He's nowhere near Ewers' level but he stepped up when his team needed this time and they had a lead with a minute and a half left. He gave everything he had out there today. 

2 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Yeah - not fair to shit on Card today. We were one missed tackle or a missed safety call from winning 

And a missed pass interference call....or 4.

And a missed face mask call....or two.

Yes, Card is not the answer, hurt or not.

But he did not lose this game.

That sack at the end happened because Bijan tripped when he was stepping up off the PA to take on the backer. 

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

[b]This place is ludicrous. Last year when the kid shit himself over a barely above mediocre Arkansas team you treated him better than now[/b] when he showed some balls and gutted through an injured ankle to fight against the number 1 team in the country. 

Massive respect for Card. He's nowhere near Ewers' level but he stepped up when his team needed this time and they had a lead with a minute and a half left. He gave everything he had out there today. 

Wut?

He was absolutely roasted after the piggy game.  Were you thinking of orangebloods or something?

13 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Pretty well isn't the standard. Field goals aren't the standard.

Getting sacked on 3rd down on the play of the game to almost take us out of field goal range, and leave time on the clock for them, so we fucking lose a game against #1 Alabama revenge game we should've won isn't the standard.

Get Maalik ready

Maybe our Heisman contender shouldn’t have tripped over his own feet and made the block on that play?

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

OP is correct. 
 

Card has a broken pussy. 

Then he should fit right in with most of our fan base.

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3 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

And a missed pass interference call....or 4.

And a missed face mask call....or two.

Yes, Card is not the answer, hurt or not.

But he did not lose this game.

Did he win it? 

You don't play to "not lose"

 

 

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6 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

OP is correct. 
 

Card has a broken pussy. 

For the record I think Card a good guy and I'm rooting for him. 

I just want Texas to win.

And think we should starts Maalik so we can win.

Just now, Zeus said:

Did he win it? 

You don't play to "not lose"

 

 

No.

But that wasn't the arguement.

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10 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

This place is ludicrous. Last year when the kid shit himself over a barely above mediocre Arkansas team you treated him better than now when he showed some balls and gutted through an injured ankle to fight against the number 1 team in the country. 

Massive respect for Card. He's nowhere near Ewers' level but he stepped up when his team needed this time and they had a lead with a minute and a half left. He gave everything he had out there today. 

Yeah massive respect for Card.

We still should start the guy who gives us the best chance to win.

Maybe I'm just hopeful the 6'-5" five star QB that has great leadership skills ends up being good.

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And obviously the guy who hasn’t even won the #3 QB job or taken a snap gives us the best chance to win.

3 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Yeah massive respect for Card.

We still should start the guy who gives us the best chance to win.

Maybe I'm just hopeful the 6'-5" five star QB that has great leadership skills ends up being good.

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I hope so too but was he even 3rd string in camp? Sark didn't get him any snaps a week ago when he put the 3rd string in. That was a clear signal that he isn't playing. 

You cannot seriously believe that a raw true freshman still recovering from his own serious injury is a clear upgrade.

You cannot seriously believe that a raw true freshman still recovering from his own serious injury is a clear upgrade.

I’d like to see him get some run as a change-of-pace to Card

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