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Maalik Murphy unfucked Duke, works his next miracle at Oregon State

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16 minutes ago, immamac said:

except you know, that one time where we didn't.

Which time are you referring to?

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2 minutes ago, oldhorn2 said:

Which time are you referring to?

OU game with like 10 -15 seconds left and needing a TD

3 minutes ago, Atticus said:

OU game with like 10 -15 seconds left and needing a TD

well....ya got me I guess....I was all caught up in the fact that Quinn drove the field to get the go ahead field goal with a short clock. .....cant blame Quinn for the defense letting OU go 75 yds with 1:22 left to go ahead.

ok...10-15 seconds...yeah....tough crowd.

3 minutes ago, oldhorn2 said:

well....ya got me I guess....I was all caught up in the fact that Quinn drove the field to get the go ahead field goal with a short clock. .....cant blame Quinn for the defense letting OU go 75 yds with 1:22 left to go ahead.

ok...10-15 seconds...yeah....tough crowd.

I didn't make the rules. Lol

I mean we've played 3 close games. One of them we won, one of them we lost, one of them Quinn didn't finish. 

I hear TFB says MM has a back issue and they do not expect him to play the whole game. Arch is expected to play in the second half......

 

Dont shoot the messenger....I only plagiarize this crap....

1 minute ago, oldhorn2 said:

I hear TFB says MM has a back issue and they do not expect him to play the whole game. Arch is expected to play in the second half......

 

Dont shoot the messenger....I only plagiarize this crap....

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well....ya got me I guess....I was all caught up in the fact that Quinn drove the field to get the go ahead field goal with a short clock. .....cant blame Quinn for the defense letting OU go 75 yds with 1:22 left to go ahead.
ok...10-15 seconds...yeah....tough crowd.

I’m curious about the 1st down sack on our final drive. All we really needed was one more first down. What was his read? Why didn’t he throw?

The TD may be unacceptable but a FG shot was a very likely outcome.
2 minutes ago, oldhorn2 said:

I hear TFB says MM has a back issue and they do not expect him to play the whole game. Arch is expected to play in the second half......

 

Dont shoot the messenger....I only plagiarize this crap....

 

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I'm telling y'all, Maalik's going to go off for about 400 yards, the Texas offense is going to explode (it's due), and Sunday this board will be melting down about how Sark's clearly an idiot for not starting Maalik over Quinn.

It is written.

 

1 minute ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I'm telling y'all, Maalik's going to go off for about 400 yards, the Texas offense is going to explode (it's due), and Sunday this board will be melting down about how Sark's clearly an idiot for not starting Maalik over Quinn.

It is written.

 

Let it be so. 

12 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I'm telling y'all, Maalik's going to go off for about 400 yards, the Texas offense is going to explode (it's due), and Sunday this board will be melting down about how Sark's clearly an idiot for not starting Maalik over Quinn.

It is written.

 

 

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45 minutes ago, oldhorn2 said:

I hear TFB says MM has a back issue and they do not expect him to play the whole game. Arch is expected to play in the second half......

 

Dont shoot the messenger....I only plagiarize this crap....

 

21 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I'm telling y'all, Maalik's going to go off for about 400 yards, the Texas offense is going to explode (it's due), and Sunday this board will be melting down about how Sark's clearly an idiot for not starting Maalik over Quinn.

It is written.

 

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My new pacemaker just shorted out after reading the last two pages.

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1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I'm telling y'all, Maalik's going to go off for about 400 yards, the Texas offense is going to explode (it's due), and Sunday this board will be melting down about how Sark's clearly an idiot for not starting Maalik over Quinn.

It is written.

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I'm telling y'all, Maalik's going to go off for about 400 yards, the Texas offense is going to explode (it's due), and Sunday this board will be melting down about how Sark's clearly an idiot for not starting Maalik over Quinn.

It is written.

 

This board will melt down no matter what happens. 

Maalik is a big bad Motherfucker.  Hopefully they let him rip this weekend!

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

This board will melt down no matter what happens. 

This is the most accurate post of the day… 

1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I'm telling y'all, Maalik's going to go off for about 400 yards, the Texas offense is going to explode (it's due), and Sunday this board will be melting down about how Sark's clearly an idiot for not starting Maalik over Quinn.

It is written.

 


Nah it will be mostly down playing his performance and how much better Arch would have done. 
 

Just hoping he has no turnover overs and doesn’t take unnecessary sacks.  

4 minutes ago, GTJ1982 said:


Nah it will be mostly down playing his performance and how much better Arch would have done. 
 

Just hoping he has no turnover overs and doesn’t take unnecessary sacks.  

Who's gonna sack that absolute fucking unit? I'm looking forward to watching him shake off a direct shot from a blitzer and deliver a 60 yard frozen rope to a wide-open Worthy. 

32 minutes ago, Deej said:

This board will melt down no matter what happens. 

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This board will melt down no matter what happens. 

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5 minutes ago, freyguy said:

but we will also be drunk

 

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3 hours ago, GTJ1982 said:


Nah it will be mostly down playing his performance and how much better Arch would have done. 
 

Just hoping he has no turnover overs and doesn’t take unnecessary sacks.  

I just hope we fucking win, who cares about the details!

So is the consensus that MM is Rothlisberger without the sexual assault? 

Just now, MIkeHoncho said:

So is the consensus that MM is Rothlisberger without the sexual assault? 

ohh, he's gonna no lube hate fuck some Mormons on Saturday....

This game reminds me of the time Bobby bouche showed up at half time at the mud bowl 

14 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This game reminds me of the time Bobby bouche showed up at half time at the mud bowl 

Bourbon Bowl?

 

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8 minutes ago, LonghornedD said:

Bourbon Bowl?

 

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No the mud bowl you weren’t there 

6 hours ago, Had Enough said:


I’m curious about the 1st down sack on our final drive. All we really needed was one more first down. What was his read? Why didn’t he throw?

The TD may be unacceptable but a FG shot was a very likely outcome.

FGs are worth 4 pts now?

23 hours ago, Zeus said:

Bye week we looked good!

The sweet thing about a "system QB" in Sark's system is it's literally the best system for the talented WR, TE, and RBs he's recruited. It's just point guard, pure distributer. 

I liked that we threw one with Red early but I think he needs to be involved just as a RB too. I know there's limited touches but Brooks, Baxter, Robinson, and Red should all be able to get 5 touches right? 12-15 for Brooks obviously but that hopefully leaves enough for the other three. 

Yes more JWhitt would be nice too, hopefully Maalik with that height can just drop them over the middle without as much of a struggle as Quinn had seemed to have there. 

Let’s not forget Sanders.

10 hours ago, Had Enough said:


I’m curious about the 1st down sack on our final drive. All we really needed was one more first down. What was his read? Why didn’t he throw?

The TD may be unacceptable but a FG shot was a very likely outcome.

  I don't know. Maybe the last time he threw a ball like that to AD the guy picked it off. AD doesn't like to fight for balls. Unless the name Bama is on your jersey. That's the last game I've seen him play with any fight or emotion.

7 hours ago, MIkeHoncho said:

So is the consensus that MM is Rothlisberger without the sexual assault? 

he's Swoopes without the inaccuracy

As my outsourced colleagues from Maharashtra would say: it's time to do the needful.

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Not a value judgement but a self described political organizing account with Maalik Murphy as the profile pic and gassing up the backup QB is a weird juxtaposition.
1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

The usual suspects will start burning the game thread to the ground if/when he throws two incomplete passes in a row.  

  I don't know. Maybe the last time he threw a ball like that to AD the guy picked it off. AD doesn't like to fight for balls. Unless the name Bama is on your jersey. That's the last game I've seen him play with any fight or emotion.


Then why not give to Brooks for at least a little something positive? Notice that Ewers opens up with his back to Mitchell. Then he pumps and pulls it down. Would be interesting to be walked thru that play.
FGs are worth 4 pts now?

We weren’t up 4. So I’d just rather not go to overtime. We had the opportunity to exhaust the clock. We did not.

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