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Maalik Murphy unfucked Duke, works his next miracle at Oregon State

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Maalik, I see the fucking look in your eyes…

 

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Is there an 18-wheeler short yardage play with Murphy?

There should be.
1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Is there an 18-wheeler short yardage play with Murphy?

It's run by Red.

2 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

Was there an 18 wheeler short yardage play for Peyton Manning?

Right.

Seriously people, Maalik is not a runner.  He is a giant and strong dude with a howitzer for an arm.  But running is not his game just because he is a black man.

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Just now, Frank Drebin said:

He ain't black.  

True. His grandmother was Dutch.

I edited it.  Did not want to come off wrong.  But some of our fans see a black guy at QB and assume he is VY.

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

True. His grandmother was Dutch.

 

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38 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Maalik, I see the fucking look in your eyes…

 

what the fuck movie is this. seeing this meme a lot in the last few days. 

11 minutes ago, futureman said:

what the fuck movie is this. seeing this meme a lot in the last few days. 

Sandstorm (2002), directed by Darude

Right.
Seriously people, Maalik is not a runner.  He is a giant and strong dude with a howitzer for an arm.  But running is not his game just because he is a black man.

It’s the giant and strong dude part that could make a short yardage package work.
26 minutes ago, futureman said:

what the fuck movie is this. seeing this meme a lot in the last few days. 

Diary of a wimpy kid 

He's 6'5, 240. Should be able to lower his shoulder and pick up a yard in a goal line situation. 

27 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I just want Maalik to throw it through a receiver dback  to a receiver.

mo betta

Maalik told all receivers to wear gloves this week, as they’re coming in HOT!

Hook’em!!!

Maalik can run more than people give him credit for, but he's the least mobile QB we've had back there in a long time. 

You also don't want him pushing the pile and risking his ankle/back when you'll be down to your #3 guy if he aggravates either one. 

Let the #4 RB fire hydrant with that dawg mentality handle those duties. 

10 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Maalik told all receivers to wear gloves this week, as they’re coming in HOT!

Hook’em!!!

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Maalik has back spasms. 

To stop back pain, arch your back. 

Arch Manning is the backup QB. 

Coincidence? I don’t think so. 

I hear TFB says MM has a back issue and they do not expect him to play the whole game. Arch is expected to play in the second half......
 
Dont shoot the messenger....I only plagiarize this crap....

A back issue? From sitting on the bench? He needs to get one of those standing work stations.
but we will also be drunk

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How could you have possibly known this before today??? Are you from the future????

  The only thing I am worried about is turnovers. I think Murph will do fine outside of a couple risky throws like young guys do. I am excited to see what he can do. All these QBs have skills. It's a lot like our WR room right now.

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How could you have possibly known this before today??? Are you from the future????

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2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Maalik has back spasms. 

To stop back pain, arch your back. 

Arch Manning is the backup QB. 

Coincidence? I don’t think so. 

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53 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Looks like a Yale man.

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Booger just said about the size of cam newton maybe a little faster. Lol

Watching Maalik give up pursuit after the pick was sad

Maalik pretty wild right now. Calm down. 

It doesn’t seem to have any glimmer of “it” so far 

Hope he finds something soon 

The fumble was in large part due to Sark pulling another unfortunate red zone call - playaction where a pulling guard from the opposite side is responsible for blocking the DE - but yeah.  The throw to Sanders with the pass rush in his face was a great play.  Nothing else has looked that great.  The Joe Milton comparison seems accurate.

Yeah, sark needs to stop trying to be cute.

Watching Murphy is a rollercoaster. He doesn’t plant right on many throws. He sets up on a receiver but then waits to throw it to him. That’s no bueno. He’s slow to make the throws. But, he’s hanging in there. 

He needs to learn to let a play die. He was throwing the ball into danger and getting bailed out. He got burned on the horrific throw to Worthy, and Sark adjusted accordingly. We need to get another TD to let him find a good comfort zone.

Sorry, but this dude aint it. He throws EVERY ball falling backwards. He looks terrible.

I was hoping Maalik would be fire, but he's not him, not even close. And it's even more upsetting that this showing indicates our QB depth is worse than we thought. Texas at this point, should have next man-up talent in the room. Maalik won't be able to handle Kansas State next week. Especially if we keep getting these poor play calls in the red zone from Sark, assuming we get there. 

1 minute ago, DreadHead said:

I was hoping Maalik would be fire, but he's not him, not even close. And it's even more upsetting that this showing indicates our QB depth is worse than we thought. Texas at this point, should have next man-up talent in the room. Maalik won't be able to handle Kansas State next week. Especially if we keep getting these poor play calls in the red zone from Sark, assuming we get there. 

Sark doesn’t trust Maalik and with very good reason. I won’t blame red zone issues today on Sark, just because today is a totally different entity with a QB that shouldn’t be playing. MM is Swoopes 2.0 and not a whole lot better. 

He either throws a fastball or throws a floater that lets the defender time to make a play. His pocket presence is suspect. It just doesn’t look like he’s played much QB. 

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