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Maalik Murphy unfucked Duke, works his next miracle at Oregon State

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On 11/10/2023 at 4:50 PM, Thatguy said:

A QB not being able to come out and respond is exactly how TCU Georgia happens. Landslide momentum.

That and a huge, massive, gigantic, insurmountable imbalance in overall roster talent…

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  • Dude. Did y'all watch the same game? Before he got hurt, Card was playing pretty well. Yes, a one legged Card isnt very good, but he still gutted us out to a lead with a minute and half left. Fucking

  • Maalik plays school. Great move for this young man. I hope he slays it and gets drafted. 

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5 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

Anyone have video of what might have happened? It’s not like they KO return had a crazy tackle along the sideline. 

Gerry (IT) is reporting that Murphy suffered a separated shoulder.

I assume this takes him out for the rest of the season.

 

*Never mind - Sark just said Murphy practiced today.  Looks like Gerry missed on this one.*

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31 minutes ago, Classic Rock said:

I found this video. Start it at the 11:58 point if it doesn't start.

 

at 12:15

 

 

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34 minutes ago, Classic Rock said:

I found this video. Start it at the 11:58 point if it doesn't start.

 

Wow, yeah he gets plowed into hard. Now I feel bad for thinking it was a smokescreen to hide that he was pissed off.

Plus - goddamn kid, how accident prone can you be?

24 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Gerry (IT) is reporting that Murphy suffered a separated shoulder.

I assume this takes him out for the rest of the season.

 

*Never mind - Sark just said Murphy practiced today.  Looks like Gerry missed on this one.*

Not sure, a low grade separation on the non throwing shoulder could very well allow someone to practice 

Wow, yeah he gets plowed into hard. Now I feel bad for thinking it was a smokescreen to hide that he was pissed off.
Plus - goddamn kid, how accident prone can you be?

Man, they drove that kid over there like a Cadillac.
39 minutes ago, hacker said:

at 12:15

 

 

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Then, the fan raises an arm that blocks the view of how he fell. 

38 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Wow, yeah he gets plowed into hard. Now I feel bad for thinking it was a smokescreen to hide that he was pissed off.

Plus - goddamn kid, how accident prone can you be?

I thought the same but I'm retarded.

1 hour ago, Classic Rock said:

I found this video. Start it at the 11:58 point if it doesn't start.

 

Man, and I thought my seats sucked. 

53 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Wow, yeah he gets plowed into hard. Now I feel bad for thinking it was a smokescreen to hide that he was pissed off.

Plus - goddamn kid, how accident prone can you be?

If he ever plays against UTSA he better stay away from their mascot...

On 11/25/2023 at 8:45 AM, LTtxfan said:

Despite Manning's debut being an exciting things for fans, the Longhorns will need to get the more-experienced Murphy healthy in time for the Big 12 Championship Game on Saturday, Dec. 2

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1 hour ago, hacker said:

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back....and to the left....

On 11/25/2023 at 8:45 AM, LTtxfan said:

 

Despite Manning's debut being an exciting things for fans, the Longhorns will need to get the more-experienced Murphy healthy in time for the Big 12 Championship Game on Saturday, Dec. 2. 

https://www.si.com/college/texas/football/texas-longhorns-qb-maalik-murphy-injured-vs-texas-tech-red-raiders

 

Our experience of watching him leads me to feel I want him to transfer.  Preferably to one of our opponents.

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Go get that bag Maalik🤘thanks for your contributions. 

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I really hope Maalik does well where ever he ends up.  

Arch gets all the 2nd string bowl reps now.

MM did all he could and I think he really wanted to be at Texas.  undefeated as a starter.

time to go get another QB(portal or otherwise)

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

Arch gets all the 2nd string bowl reps now.

MM did all he could and I think he really wanted to be at Texas.  undefeated as a starter.

time to go get another QB(portal or otherwise)

We already have our QBs for next year.

Ewers / Manning / Owens / Wright

3 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

I'm hearing Chip Brown would suck cock, but nobody will let him. 

If Maalik leaves, best of luck to him, unless he goes to one of our rivals... which we have a lot of.

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Dude loved Texas.  I hope you’re successful wherever you go 

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Whoops

 

Well that sucks, would have been nice to have him for 2 more games. 

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Whoops

 

It's honestly amazing how fucking stupid Chip Brown is.

2 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

If Texas wins a championship, does he get a ring?

Idk, probably coach's decision. I would think so in this case.

2 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

If Texas wins a championship, does he get a ring?

He should. We only got this far because he won those games he started.

Sucks we won't have him.

Sark: Don't run Ewers.

Just now, ztejas said:

It's honestly amazing how fucking stupid Chip Brown is.

In the rush to get the big scoop he just sort of...makes the scoop up.

4 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

If Texas wins a championship, does he get a ring?

Yes. Zero question.

Thank you for your service. Helped win us 2 games that got us where we wanted to be after Quinn got hurt.

Good kid but not at all an FBS talent. I think the fact that he played so little is really going to help his value. 

Thanks for being a Longhorn, Maalik. You came to campus knowing the competition for PT was steep and you didn't shy away. You represented us well and helped get to the playoffs. I'll route for you for the rest of your playing days...

But all bets are off if you go to OU.

I suspect he proves to be a much better QB than Chip is a journalist. That honestly won't take much. 

I have a feeling he's going to ball out if he lands on a decent team that doesn't force him to play turtle Tom ball, just hope it doesn't come back to bite us.

Hookem Maalik, no matter what you're still 2-0 as Longhorns QB[emoji869]

26 minutes ago, Deej said:

I'm hearing Chip Brown would suck cock, but nobody will let him. 

Literally just use anything other than homophobic shit for this post and it'd be funny 

19 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

If Texas wins a championship, does he get a ring?

1000%

8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Good kid but not at all an FBS talent. I think the fact that he played so little is really going to help his value. 

You’re very wrong imo 

He’s a huge talent who made some freshman mistakes in his first 2 starts. If he learns from those mistakes he’ll be an incredible QB (if he can stay healthy)

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9 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Good kid but not at all an FBS talent. I think the fact that he played so little is really going to help his value. 

Damn, Now I'm tempted to find a book that will give me odds on Maalik Murphy Heisman 2024. 

@Helobious

They say all the finest fragrances have a tiny component of something rank in them. You, sir, are that stench of dead shit in the Surly cologne.

Just now, MotownHorn said:

He’s a huge talent who made some freshman mistakes in his first 2 starts. If he learns from those mistakes he’ll be an incredible QB (if he can stay healthy)

His style of play won't get him hurt much...so long as he watches himself on sideline celebrations.

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

If Ewers gets hurt…….

Inshallah it doesn't come to this, but Arch might be preferable in that scenario anyway

8 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

Literally just use anything other than homophobic shit for this post and it'd be funny

Nothing homophobic about it. Anyone who wants to get heir dick sucked by whoever should. Just nobody wants Chip Broen doing it. 

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