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Maalik Murphy unfucked Duke, works his next miracle at Oregon State

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10 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

I suspect he proves to be a much better QB than helobius is anything. That honestly won't take much. 

That looked equally as appropriate.

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15 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Good kid but not at all an FBS talent. I think the fact that he played so little is really going to help his value. 

Imagine being so fucking stupid you think MM is FCS talent at best. 

I mean celebrate. If Quinn gets hurt we have a shot at winning with Arch. This is literally the best news that could have possibly come out of the QB room. 2024 with Quinn, Arch and Trey. 

If Ewers gets hurt…….

Even if Maalik weren't leaving Arch was always going to be the choice if this scenario presented itself. Sark managed Arch's playing time accordingly to where he could play in both CFP games and still not burn his RS.
22 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Good kid but not at all an FBS talent. I think the fact that he played so little is really going to help his value. 

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I don’t think we get to the playoffs without him. Not sure he’s going to be the next AR-15 but you never know. Always surprised me the legs seemed non existent. 

I mean celebrate. If Quinn gets hurt we have a shot at winning with Arch. This is literally the best news that could have possibly come out of the QB room. 2024 with Quinn, Arch and Trey. 

Celebrate what? MM was never playing over Arch in the CFP you prat.
25 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Good kid but not at all an FBS talent. I think the fact that he played so little is really going to help his value. 

Heisman finalist next year cemented. 

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35 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

If Texas wins a championship, does he get a ring?

I sure hope he does.

That dude bided his time with no drama or bitching, stepped up and just won when his number was called, and then sat back down with no drama or bitching when that time came.  That's a different kinda cat in this day and age.

Unless it's against us, I will be rooting for that mf'er no matter where he ends up.  Get out there and wreck shop MM.

 

26 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Good kid but not at all an FBS talent. I think the fact that he played so little is really going to help his value. 

This is a bit, right? 

3 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:


Even if Maalik weren't leaving Arch was always going to be the choice if this scenario presented itself. Sark managed Arch's playing time accordingly to where he could play in both CFP games and still not burn his RS.

The CFP doesn’t count toward games played for redshirt purposes.

1 minute ago, Slacks said:

This is a bit, right? 

Don't you even Helobious bro?

3 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

The CFP doesn’t count toward games played for redshirt purposes.

Source?

2 minutes ago, Slacks said:

This is a bit, right? 

Should’ve clarified not an FBS talent currently. That’s my bad. You can’t teach that arm strength he has. He’ll probably never be a mobile threat, but if he can improve his ability to actually read a defense and his accuracy he has a very high ceiling. He does have a long way to go, not to knock him or anything but it’s just the current reality.

The CFP doesn’t count toward games played for redshirt purposes.

You sure about that? I'm not so it's a legitimate question because I thought it was a one time waiver.

And actually thinking about it more that QB Louisville trotted out in the ACC title game was the worst college football player I have ever seen. So if that guy is an FBS talent then Maalik is one easily. 

25 minutes ago, Cajun said:

I sure hope he does.

That dude bided his time with no drama or bitching, stepped up and just won when his number was called, and then sat back down with no drama or bitching when that time came.  That's a different kinda cat in this day and age.

Unless it's against us, I will be rooting for that mf'er no matter where he ends up.  Get out there and wreck shop MM.

 

Yup. He'll land somewhere. I just hope that it's somewhere else that can develop so he can fully maximize his potential. By all accounts a really good guy all around and stated he's forever a Horn. 

Hook'em Maalik!

Good luck to Malik and thanks for the wins when we needed them. 🤘

21 minutes ago, Helobious said:

And actually thinking about it more that QB Louisville trotted out in the ACC title game was the worst college football player I have ever seen. So if that guy is an FBS talent then Maalik is one easily. 

Don’t you dare lump Maalik in with that shit show.

28 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Should’ve clarified not an FBS talent currently. That’s my bad. You can’t teach that arm strength he has.

News flash: Talent doesn't increase or decrease with coaching. 

He should go to North Carolina. Will miss seeing him.

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Wish  nothing but future success to MM and will root for him no matter where he lands.

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He got us two wins and a red shirt for Arch. He will be remembered fondly.

If Texas wins a championship, does he get a ring?

Hell to the everlivin motherfucking yes.

I mean…Sark put a guy with a torn ACL into the game in Victory formation so he’d “have the experience of playing” in a Conference Championship Game.

Damn straight a QB who was 2-0 as a starter and babysat a lead in another win is going to get the same shit everyone else gets…,except maybe a ride in the parade.

EDIT…didn’t mean to relegate J Brooks to being “a guy”. Point being that Sark is aware of positive optics and he’ll shower Maalik with good vibes
49 minutes ago, Helobious said:

And actually thinking about it more that QB Louisville trotted out in the ACC title game was the worst college football player I have ever seen. So if that guy is an FBS talent then Maalik is one easily. 

If Maalik had been either of those teams' QB for that game they'd have won by 3 scores.  Thank God he wasn't a Seminole.

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And fuck you autocorrect for continuously removing an "a" from Maalik's name. Fuckin' fuck!

23 minutes ago, Nivek said:

He should go to North Carolina. 

Why, so Mack can try to make a wide receiver out of him?

I could maybe see Murphy going to Utah. Except Rising probably will be there for another four years. 

1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

MM has been a team player and I wish him the best wherever he goes, unless it’s fuck OU.  

I would root for him to be the first Heisman winner to go 0-11 if he were the OU starting qb.

1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

I suspect he proves to be a much better QB than Chip is a journalist. That honestly won't take much. 

I'm a better QB than Chip is a journalist.

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Can't argue with this. 

 

2 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

If Maalik leaves, best of luck to him, unless he goes to one of our rivals... which we have a lot of.

Fuck that.  I'm cheering for Maalik wherever he goes.

He could go to aggy, and I'd hope he would go 25-25 for 350 yards and 4 TDs in every game.  Just so long as aggy then loses every game 70-24.  Which, in light of the fact that their entire defense is apparently transferring, is not entirely out of the question.

2 hours ago, Deej said:

I'm hearing Chip Brown would suck cock, but nobody will let him. 

Yeah you heard wrong, some one will always take the BJ. Don’t kid yourself. 

14 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Can't argue with this. 

 

Yeah they need to change this to after the CFP is concluded. It also screws up all the other bowl matchups.

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He needs another year to refine his footwork and mechanics before starting for a D-1 program.

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah they need to change this to after the CFP is concluded. It also screws up all the other bowl matchups.

The problem then is they would probably have to do away with the early signing period for HS recruits, which seems like it has been a pretty big hit in that space as kids, and especially parents want to be done with that process.  

 

28 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Can't argue with this. 

 

This is correct. The majority of HSs now sign in December, so it would make more sense to open the portal at the conclusion of the season, which corresponds with what is left of the regular recruiting calendar.

15 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

The problem then is they would probably have to do away with the early signing period for HS recruits, which seems like it has been a pretty big hit in that space as kids, and especially parents want to be done with that process.  

 

there is also the situation on getting into school on time for the spring semester for the transfer

21 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

He needs another year to refine his footwork and mechanics before starting for a D-1 program.

He looked afraid of contact to me.  Despite being bigger than most of the defenders.  I just don’t think he’s very good.  I would love to be proven wrong.  


Even if Maalik weren't leaving Arch was always going to be the choice if this scenario presented itself. Sark managed Arch's playing time accordingly to where he could play in both CFP games and still not burn his RS.
Do bowl and playoff games even count towards a shirt? For some reason I was under the impression they don't.
3 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

He looked afraid of contact to me.  Despite being bigger than most of the defenders.  I just don’t think he’s very good.  I would love to be proven wrong.  

I’m kind of expecting to hear at some point he was playing with a back injury.  

Should’ve clarified not an FBS talent currently. That’s my bad. You can’t teach that arm strength he has. He’ll probably never be a mobile threat, but if he can improve his ability to actually read a defense and his accuracy he has a very high ceiling. He does have a long way to go, not to knock him or anything but it’s just the current reality.
I'd just like to point out Jalen Milroe went from universally regarded as the worst QB in FBS to possibly playing for a national title. And regardless of that will be on the early Heisman watch list for '24...and all this happened in past 3 months.

Inevitable...good luck to him.  Didn't see if Ewers told Murphy he is returning?

2 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:


Celebrate what? MM was never playing over Arch in the CFP you prat.

And now it’s guaranteed and we don’t have to waste reps in practice. 

18 minutes ago, ousux said:
2 hours ago, Helobious said:
Should’ve clarified not an FBS talent currently. That’s my bad. You can’t teach that arm strength he has. He’ll probably never be a mobile threat, but if he can improve his ability to actually read a defense and his accuracy he has a very high ceiling. He does have a long way to go, not to knock him or anything but it’s just the current reality.

I'd just like to point out Jalen Milroe went from universally regarded as the worst QB in FBS to possibly playing for a national title. And regardless of that will be on the early Heisman watch list for '24...and all this happened in past 3 months.

Only morons thought Milroe sucked. Go read my posts mocking that idea the day after our game. Along with CTJ and other non regards. 

Only morons thought Milroe sucked. Go read my posts mocking that idea the day after our game. Along with CTJ and other non regards. 
It can't be denied even the goat was looking for a replacement in game 3 vs South Florida, but yeah I could see in our game where Milroe had potential to be dangerous if he just got a wee bit better in the passing game, and it seems he's done that.
6 minutes ago, ousux said:
15 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:
Only morons thought Milroe sucked. Go read my posts mocking that idea the day after our game. Along with CTJ and other non regards. 

It can't be denied even the goat was looking for a replacement in game 3 vs South Florida, but yeah I could see in our game where Milroe had potential to be dangerous if he just got a wee bit better in the passing game, and it seems he's done that.

There's a big difference between benching a guy to teach him a lesson vs doubting his talent.

31 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

Lol @ Rice. That’s cute. 

Shit’s borked.  Need to change portal transfer window.  How the fuck does this make sense w the playoffs pending? 

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