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Maalik Murphy unfucked Duke, works his next miracle at Oregon State

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It would be even funnier if it weren't so fucking familiar. No lead ever felt safe with Mack outside when Vince was playing. Even then... it was in the back of my mind.

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  • Dude. Did y'all watch the same game? Before he got hurt, Card was playing pretty well. Yes, a one legged Card isnt very good, but he still gutted us out to a lead with a minute and half left. Fucking

  • Maalik plays school. Great move for this young man. I hope he slays it and gets drafted. 

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I was hoping for an absolute beatdown but I will take the emotional beat down of blowing a 20 point 3rd quarter lead.

15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

will he ever lose a game ?

 

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On 9/29/2024 at 11:43 AM, BurntEyes said:

It would be even funnier if it weren't so fucking familiar. No lead ever felt safe with Mack outside when Vince was playing. Even then... it was in the back of my mind.

I don't recall us blowing a lot of leads under Mack. Feel that was more Herman's forte.

Yea we had plenty of leads with colt that were money. Most this board sucks and this post is further proof.

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3 YPA tonight. That's... not great.

Fortunately, FSU has 3 turnovers -- in 3 plays in a row, setting an NCAA record -- and Duke has the lead.

3 YPA tonight. That's... not great.
Fortunately, FSU has 3 turnovers -- in 3 plays in a row, setting an NCAA record -- and Duke has the lead.

4 now

fsu defense has talent but damn that’s a shitty coaching staff 

46 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

fsu defense has talent but damn that’s a shitty coaching staff 

Ummm.. I'm just gonna say, okay. 

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

fsu defense has talent

Not really.

That is a Tyrone-esque stat line. 

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Florida State coach Mike Norvell said. “I truly believe that this team was ready to go out and play at a very high level.”

Lol

9 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

fsu qb is dogshit

They took DJU in the portal let that sink in

5 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

This is incredible. 

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Damn it. That was too. 
 

 

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Dook will take the dub

Did he play with a blindfold on?  I don’t even understand how that stat line is possible.  They won but wtf, I know the receivers are bad but damn.  Did he only complete screen passes?  Florida State should feel really bad about how terrible they are.  

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24 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Murphy just wins. 

"Just Win Baby"

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With Manny Diaz as their head coach and Maalik Murphy as their QB, Duke beats defending conference champ Florida State for the first time ever.

7 minutes ago, Bookman said:

With Manny Diaz as their head coach and Maalik Murphy as their QB, Duke beats defending conference champ Florida State for the first time ever.

Norvell is making damn near 10 million a year..  how does he have a job today?   They are 1-6 and Duke had 180 yards of offense and they still lost.   

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This FLSt Fan was great... non-tiktok versions

 

Manny Diaz has legitimately developed as a coach, I guess. His defense played really well and the FSU offense was hapless, albeit more productive between the 20’s than the dogshit that Duke and Murphy served up. 180 yards of offense is pathetic. +4 in turnover margin is awesome and why they won the game. 

Anyone on here giving any credit to Murphy for this win did not watch the game and/or doesn’t know a fucking thing about football. They won in spite of Murphy’s futility. 

Duke needs Murphy in a big way against SMU and Miami in the next two matchups. We’re all going to find out if he’s up to it and I’d like to see Duke win both and create chaos in the ACC. 

24 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Norvell is making damn near 10 million a year..  how does he have a job today?   They are 1-6 and Duke had 180 yards of offense and they still lost.   

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FSU allegedly does not have the money or the interest in buying Norvell out. Per their 247 insiders, he’s absolutely going to get at least another year. 

Now, if the dude finishes 2-10? Maybe that somehow changes, but they’re not a wealthy alumni base. 

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2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Does Mack get to claim Manny as a part of his coaching tree?

Coaching shrub

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55 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

FSU allegedly does not have the money or the interest in buying Norvell out. Per their 247 insiders, he’s absolutely going to get at least another year. 

That’s when you plant the meth in his car and find the inappropriate texts to female staffers. 

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Man, fuck all yall repping this. Do not compare anything of Mack to this classic. That tree turns glorious shortly after.
4 hours ago, Pimphand said:

They took DJU in the portal let that sink in

Dook will take the dub

Texted my buddy he’s the Martin Maldonado of college football 

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Manny Diaz has legitimately developed as a coach, I guess. His defense played really well and the FSU offense was hapless, albeit more productive between the 20’s than the dogshit that Duke and Murphy served up. 180 yards of offense is pathetic. +4 in turnover margin is awesome and why they won the game. 

Did he really, though? He's always coached a high-risk style of defense that aims for lots of turnovers and negative yardage plays, but struggles against good blitz beaters and sound offense. "It's the tackling, stupid."

Agreed on Malik, though. He looked shitty. I mentioned the asstastic YPA above, but he looked even worse live. Also he's basically having to take snaps nearly on his knees when he's in the shotgun, and even then the center isn't helping him out.

6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

FSU allegedly does not have the money or the interest in buying Norvell out. Per their 247 insiders, he’s absolutely going to get at least another year. 

 

He just got a massive extension after turning Bama down (or at least FSU thought he turned Bama down)

like ctj said, the only contribution MM gave to yesterday's win is that he didn't turn the ball over.

3 ypa is ass

their defense won that game

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like ctj said, the only contribution MM gave to yesterday's win is that he didn't turn the ball over.
3 ypa is ass
their defense won that game

I bet the ypc was close to that.
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Having a pretty good day so far

 

 

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And some balls going for it on 4th and 1. TD Maalik. 

ut is undefeated if murphy is the starting qb this season 

 

3 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

And some balls going for it on 4th and 1. TD Maalik. 

You go Maalik!!! 🤘

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

You go Maalik!!! 🤘

 

100% this 

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