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Maalik Murphy unfucked Duke, works his next miracle at Oregon State

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Fuck y'all watching this on?

 

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  • Dude. Did y'all watch the same game? Before he got hurt, Card was playing pretty well. Yes, a one legged Card isnt very good, but he still gutted us out to a lead with a minute and half left. Fucking

  • Maalik plays school. Great move for this young man. I hope he slays it and gets drafted. 

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25 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

yeah, i wish we still had him on the team 

Don’t we have enough struggling QB’s already?

21 minutes ago, freyguy said:

Look at all those empty seats.  

Fuck Miami

Best team money can buy

5 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Fuck Miami

Best team money can buy

SMU would like to have a word with you

Holy shit. Only walked away for a couple minutes. This game looks a bit different

41 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

SMU would like to have a word with you

Two peas in a pod

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Oh Maalik…

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/42610144/duke-discipline-maalik-murphy-raising-middle-fingers

 

"There was a practice in the middle of last week when we [were] throwing post after post after post, and we weren't completing them," Diaz said. "And it was again and again and again and again. And at the end of that, there was a remark made in jest that, 'If you throw a post for a touchdown in the game, then you can flick me off,' from Coach Brewer."

Murphy's gesture came after he uncorked a ball from deep in Duke's own end and caught Eli Pancol perfectly in stride across midfield, with Pancol racing untouched for an 86-yard score barely 2 minutes into the game.

 

Duke is 8-3.  Hook ‘em

 

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2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Oh Maalik…

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/42610144/duke-discipline-maalik-murphy-raising-middle-fingers

 

"There was a practice in the middle of last week when we [were] throwing post after post after post, and we weren't completing them," Diaz said. "And it was again and again and again and again. And at the end of that, there was a remark made in jest that, 'If you throw a post for a touchdown in the game, then you can flick me off,' from Coach Brewer."

Murphy's gesture came after he uncorked a ball from deep in Duke's own end and caught Eli Pancol perfectly in stride across midfield, with Pancol racing untouched for an 86-yard score barely 2 minutes into the game.

 

Duke is 8-3.  Hook ‘em

 

 

6 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

 

What's the big deal? He's just saying "We're Number One!"

7 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

 

It’s a longhorn turdition!

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9 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Duke is 8-3.  Hook ‘em

 

Great job Maalik... Beat Wake to get 9 Wins!!

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Could not be happier for him and how his season is going. 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I'm still actually laughing from that image and the story. Maalik is awesome. I hope he gets drafted and starts for a while, I know he probably won't though. 

I wonder if Duke's football NIL resources are worth a shit, or if Maalik will head to greener pastures for a  couple of years now that he has proven he is a viable option at QB for the collegiate level.  

Maybe if he does the 5 or 6 year thing, it will finely all click for him like it did for Bo Nix.

3 hours ago, immamac said:

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Ironic given the thread title. Also awesome. Go Maalik

Manny Diaz’ internal discipline for Maalik:

”Hey Maalik, go run 100 laps….. or don’t.  You’re on the honor system.”  

15 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Duke is 8-3.  Hook ‘em

Duke clearly misses Mark Elko.

19 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Duke clearly misses Mark Elko.

They should.

Mark is a damn good analyst.

 

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9 hours ago, immamac said:

I'm still actually laughing from that image and the story. Maalik is awesome. I hope he gets drafted and starts for a while, I know he probably won't though. 

Maalik got put into a tough situation and dealt with it like a fucking man. I wish nothing but great things for him…

2 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

They should.

Mark is a damn good analyst.

 

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Meh. It's like the Stoops. Bob, Mike, Mark, Junior, Buddy, Jethro, etc.

Here’s the pass sans the celebration.   Fuckin’ nice throw. 

 

Duke should be going for its 10th win this weekend but their kicker blew the SMU game.  Maalik has been great for the program but I do fear he gets scooped up by someone in the offseason.  
 

Has been a fun year.  

9 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Duke should be going for its 10th win this weekend but their kicker blew the SMU game.  Maalik has been great for the program but I do fear he gets scooped up by someone in the offseason.  
 

Has been a fun year.  

Man it would be wild if he went to USC. Video game shit. 

11 hours ago, freyguy said:

3 TDs and 3 INTs...jeezus johnny....

25/11 on the season.  

2 hours ago, Cuernavaca said:

I hear OU is in the market.

I hate to even mention it because I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy, and Maalik seems like a really good dude, but ….

TAMU needs a QB. 

26 minutes ago, nnm said:

I hate to even mention it because I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy, and Maalik seems like a really good dude, but ….

TAMU needs a QB. 

Fuck that.  I know it's a joke, but Maalik bleeds orange.  He made a business decision, but he will always be a Longhorn.  

Not a chance in hell that he'd ever go to BloU or baggy 

Nice, Maalik!

Really cool to see him have a successful season. 🤘

Made me chuckle.  

 

2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

GREAT throw. Hook em, Malik!

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