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Well the most recent retweet by Mr. Stewart can’t be a comforting feeling for the aggy faithful 

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5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

What's great about Game Day moving to App St next week is that Game Day crew all broadcast are going to talk about how bad Aggie sucks. They'll be regularly reminding viewers why they are in the middle of BFE for Game Day. This aggy loss is going to continue all through this week and all day next Saturday.

I have to think this is deliberate by the ESPN crew to fuck aggy. It's prob payback for paying the fuck out of players last recruiting cycle. 

Amazing how you get treated when you thump your chest about your greatness and can't back it up. 

2 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

The tweet says blocked, but unless they're counting the aggy kicker blocking his foot into the turf before he hits the ball, that is inaccurate.

He was distracted by the giant wave of aggy fans heading towards the exits. 

4 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

would talkiebird be that stupid?  to confess to what everyone knows, publicly?  right now, today, aggy are being left alone with their bag job on this year's class...

but would they be so stupid as to CONFESS to it openly in order to attack boomhauer?  is such a thing even possible?

It's aggy, so...

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"Wait until next century!"

btw, every aggie who posts on this forum and hasn't posted in this thread should get a week vacation.

Cowards.

11 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

btw, every aggie who posts on this forum and hasn't posted in this thread should get a week vacation.

Cowards.

They always do their best talking when, you know, they don’t actually have to play football.

A great coach once said winning is hard.

7 minutes ago, Scholz said:

They always do their best talking when, you know, they don’t actually have to play football.

They win every hypothetical matchup ever.

4 hours ago, Deej said:

"Wait until next century!"

Better get your licks in now before the sleeping giant wakes up!

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Whaaaaaaat. Dude, that was cold lol. But homie is still in mad shape, tho. And he's like, what, 39 or something now? Getting laid out by a dude who's still in his early 30s ain't nothing to be ashamed of. 

Turns out beating Le'Veon Bell with boxing gloves is harder than beating a toddler with a switch. Who knew? 

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Turns out beating Le'Veon Bell with boxing gloves is harder than beating a toddler with a switch. Who knew? 

Damn, bro. I fucking busted out laughing. I'll see all of y'all in hell 

 
Need that texags storyteller to spin a yarn about how amazing and gracious the hotel was to allow them to sleep on floors. "And the next morning they were treated to the greatest free continental breakfast the world has ever seen..."
Maroon waffles aren't cheap, ya stupid sip.
9 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

He cannot or will not hire an OC.  That antiquated offense is Jimbo.  He is the OC.  

And if you listened to his presser, there were plenty of big plays if only his players would execute. But he takes full responsibility. 


That doesn’t seem right. The night after the game, the hotel is sold out? App State just checked out of probably 60 of those rooms. What on earth is going on in Bumfuck Texas in a random Sunday to sell out a hotel? Sounds more like a butthurt aggy not wanting to rent rooms to the team.
Aggie fans utilizing the numbing effects of alcohol and unable to drive to Pearland and Cypress?

Also I went to one Aggie Midnight Yell in 8th grade with a family friend whose sister was at ATM, and I predicted that "couldn't find the State of Appalachia" bit last week. They've been recycling that bit for decades, Lamar State, Kent State, whatever. Of Course in the early 90s it was "I went to the liberry anf looked" instead of googled. Celebrating being rubes is turdition. As is sucking at shit talking or being clever. Unfunny Dorks.

Yeah, the yell leaders embarrassing the school is just another tradition, whoop!  Wasn't there a big kerfuffle about a yell leader saying Joe Pa was so old he was going to keel over and die on the sideline or something?  This was years before the Sandusky stuff came out.

3 hours ago, Scholz said:

They always do their best talking when, you know, they don’t actually have to play football.

But by Wednesday, they’ll be playoff-bound again. Just takes a while for the narrative to be set for the hive. 

3 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

btw, every aggie who posts on this forum and hasn't posted in this thread should get a week vacation.

Cowards.

So you’re calling out @immamac. The week vacation might be yours.

2 hours ago, Born to Run said:
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Yeah, the yell leaders embarrassing the school is just another tradition, whoop!  Wasn't there a big kerfuffle about a yell leader saying Joe Pa was so old he was going to keel over and die on the sideline or something?  This was years before the Sandusky stuff came out.

From guys who wear milkmen outfits and gesticulate wildly? I don’t believe you!

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24 minutes ago, WBT said:

Yeah, the yell leaders embarrassing the school is just another tradition, whoop!  Wasn't there a big kerfuffle about a yell leader saying Joe Pa was so old he was going to keel over and die on the sideline or something?  This was years before the Sandusky stuff came out.

I believe that was in San Antonio before aggy met pedo state in the Alamo Bowl.  A check of the intertubes says they have met in two Alamo Bowls, 1999 and 2007.  I think it might have been before the 1999 game when this happened.

8 minutes ago, ScottS said:

I believe that was in San Antonio before aggy met pedo state in the Alamo Bowl.  A check of the intertubes says they have met in two Alamo Bowls, 1999 and 2007.  I think it might have been before the 1999 game when this happened.

2007

1999, 2007.  Whatever it takes.

Been mentioned a ton but after watching this game today, I can't stop laughing that aggie listened to Galindo through this loss. 

11 hours ago, Rimbo said:

I'm outta the loop on this because I haven't spent much time watching The Days of Our Sheep daytime drama ... what's the story here?

Kings helicopter dad. Kind of a big deal If you want to continue to recruit East TX. Also, Hale supposed to be coming in for Miami game and only reconsidered aggy after King got named starter. 
 

 

On 9/10/2022 at 11:10 PM, TexasGolf said:

 

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I don’t know if any of y’all follow Jon Bois/Secret Base/Fumble Dimension but damn if he doesn’t look like the coach they created when trying to get the Lions to win a game using a single play 

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What really hasn't been discussed about this game is App State didn't have their best RB, starting LB that is arguably their best defensive player, and then another starting LB missed the entire 2nd half. 

Not only did App State dominate this game but they were missing some key players. 

16 hours ago, elfenix said:

h/t @THUJONE

 

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Bilbo Aggins is playing 4d chess while you chumps are playing checkers.

8 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Kings helicopter dad. Kind of a big deal If you want to continue to recruit East TX. Also, Hale supposed to be coming in for Miami game and only reconsidered aggy after King got named starter.

calling him a helicopter dad isn't quite right. this isn't a Charles Thompson situation where he is seeding stories with 9.95ers and saying a bunch of dumb shit.

4 minutes ago, NoName said:

calling him a helicopter dad isn't quite right. this isn't a Charles Thompson situation where he is seeding stories with 9.95ers and saying a bunch of dumb shit.

True.  More specifically, Kings dad, who’s a well respected HS coach in East Texas, who *supposedly* wasn’t ever thrilled with Jimbo to begin with.  My understanding is he’s a bit helicoptery, but would definitely yield to others on that. 

2 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

True.  More specifically, Kings dad, who’s a well respected HS coach in East Texas, who *supposedly* wasn’t ever thrilled with Jimbo to begin with.  My understanding is he’s a bit helicoptery, but would definitely yield to others on that. 

fair enough. it's pretty widely known/reported he wanted LSU but they never showed any interest

The days of HS coaches swaying recruiting are dead given the NIL landscape and modern recruiting (social media) anyhow. 

This idea that if Jimbo benches King, he will never recruit any kid from east Texas from now until infinity has taken on a life of its own.

King's dad may have influence in that part of Texas and know a lot of coaches, but other coaches can also probably even recognize that King sucks ass. 

And kids being recruited are also not completely stuck to the view of their HS coaches, especially when NIL and bags are involved as they are with the aggies.

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....and what bluto said.

Who gives a shit? Bilbo is the god damned perfect gomer coach.

Costs then a ton of money

Not particularly good

Talks like Boomhauer.

It would be nice if he moves on so he can win enough games to string this out and become a more permanent aggy nemesis than Fran & the SS Rum Runner.

45 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

This idea that if Jimbo benches King, he will never recruit any kid from east Texas from now until infinity has taken on a life of its own.

King's dad may have influence in that part of Texas and know a lot of coaches, but other coaches can also probably even recognize that King sucks ass. 

And kids being recruited are also not completely stuck to the view of their HS coaches, especially when NIL and bags are involved as they are with the aggies.

So much this. 

The reason King is starting is because their offensive line is complete shit and they need him to scramble. 

11 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

But by Wednesday, they’ll be playoff-bound again. Just takes a while for the narrative to be set for the hive. 

Oh, there was a thread on TexAgs where somebody asked if they'd make the playoff if they won out from here. Most shit on that possibility, though.

 

10 hours ago, Goodman said:

Been mentioned a ton but after watching this game today, I can't stop laughing that aggie listened to Galindo through this loss. 

It wasn't Galindo. It was Anish Shroff, who sounds a lot like him but isn't nearly as terrible. Galindo hosted the post-game show on Longhorn Network.

3 hours ago, NoName said:

calling him a helicopter dad isn't quite right. this isn't a Charles Thompson situation where he is seeding stories with 9.95ers and saying a bunch of dumb shit.

Charles Thompson is NOT your standard helicopter dad.  The bar for a helicopter dad is much lower.  Or higher.  Whatever.  He's a prick.

For those who thirst for more aggy tears, this game is on ESPNU right now

Been watching replay now on ESPNU...

Under 2mins left -- just as enjoyable on replay... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

For those who thirst for more aggy tears, this game is on ESPNU right now

Tears of unfathomable aggy sadness are always appreciated.  This was probably the best vintage since UCLA in 2017.  We are really splitting hairs here with getting offensively manhandled by the Sun Belt plus mad FG shank vs pimp cane giving way to monumental chokelapse.  It's hard to go wrong either way.

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6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Tears of unfathomable aggy sadness are always appreciated.  This was probably the best vintage since UCLA in 2017.  We are really splitting hairs here with getting offensively manhandled by the Sun Belt plus mad FG shank vs pimp cane giving way to monumental chokelapse.  It's hard to go wrong either way.

Why chose between the steak and lobster when you can just order the surf and turf?

19 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Tears of unfathomable aggy sadness are always appreciated.  This was probably the best vintage since UCLA in 2017.  We are really splitting hairs here with getting offensively manhandled by the Sun Belt plus mad FG shank vs pimp cane giving way to monumental chokelapse.  It's hard to go wrong either way.

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10 hours ago, bluto said:

The days of HS coaches swaying recruiting are dead given the NIL landscape and modern recruiting (social media) anyhow. 

His dad coaches fucking Longview. Who gives a shit

Just now, Sawbonz said:

His dad coaches fucking Longview. Who gives a shit

I don’t see why it would matter, but I have to admit that I am a fan of aggy continuing to start a shitty QB in order to maintain relationships in East Texas.  That’s some good shit that I’ll be happy to watch for the duration of King’s career.

On 9/11/2022 at 8:29 AM, Jameslaw121 said:

 

 

the Boone student reaction reminded me of the victory over OU in 1977 and how the drag erupted spontaneously. Lots of uninhibited behaviors that afternoon and night.

Surprised they have a deaf interpreter for yell practice.

These goobers in overalls always just showcase everything stupid about aggy.

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