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FYI the Sam Houston State team aggy struggled with in the opener is currently losing 7-3 at halftime to Northern Arizona. 

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Aggy coworkers “We’re still going to win the SEC”

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

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Hahaha that second poster is such a fool. They literally don't have a clue about their own coach. Saban is a defensive coach, changing offense is much easier for him. Jimbo Fisher admitting his offense sucks when he's got a guaranteed $100M still coming to him? hahaha

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 Coaching advantage?

coaching salary.  It's a measure of quality.

2 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Aggy coworkers “We’re still going to win the SEC”

He meant in livestock judging..  

Just now, F250 said:

lulz

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"Parasites off a great university"

 

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2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

coaching salary.  It's a measure of quality.

It certainly is. A measure of high quality dumbfuckery.

1 hour ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

I've been through Boone going to a small ski resort nearby.  Pretty small but neat and friendly.

Samesies.  Sugar Mountain.  Beautiful.

5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Hahaha that second poster is such a fool. They literally don't have a clue about their own coach. Saban is a defensive coach, changing offense is much easier for him. Jimbo Fisher admitting his offense sucks when he's got a guaranteed $100M still coming to him? hahaha

He's far too stubborn. Even today Jimbo was blaming the offensive issues on time of possession and lack of defensive stops. 

26 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

 

That kickoff return TD is the only thing that saved aggy from not getting ran off the field completely. And App state had that easy dropped TD where they had to settle for 3. This game on the field was a buttfucking., 

5 minutes ago, F250 said:

lulz

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Become? They are saying they passed us up at some point? Fucking lulz. They are nothing more than paper offseason champs. On the field, they are losers.,

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Posted this gif in the “tell me about aggy” thread, but this one is better. I’ve spent the last half hour on the last 5 pages of this thread. It’s glorious. 
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When is Looch’s take coming out? I might need a quiet room when that happens. 
 

If Texags cope posts are heroin then Looch cope is pure fentanyl. 

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aggy not good with apps.

8 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Aggy coworkers “We’re still going to win the SEC”

Yeah, I mean, it's not as if Arkansas, Alabama, Florida, and Georgia are as good as the Appalachian State team that aggy barely ran out of time against today.

1 minute ago, Humble Beast said:

When is Looch’s take coming out? I might need a quiet room when that happens. 

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2 minutes ago, Humble Beast said:

When is Looch’s take coming out? I might need a quiet room when that happens. 
 

If Texags cope posts are heroin then Looch cope is pure fentanyl. 

 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, I mean, it's not as if Arkansas, Alabama, Florida, and Georgia are as good as the Appalachian State team that aggy barely ran out of time against today.

They're right up there with that group...alphabetically.

aggy fans complaining about being beat by a bunch of toothless hillbillies is just a touch ironic. 
 

Who made more money today? Jimbo or Appalachian State? Advantage Jimbo. 

Someone on texags trotted out the theory that they lost because all the elite top-25 teams struggled today. That’s just what good teams do. 

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2 minutes ago, Lou Loomis said:

Someone on texags trotted out the theory that they lost because all the elite top-25 teams struggled today. That’s just what good teams do. 

Too 25 will soon be a moot point for them based on what I’ve seen to this point.

5 minutes ago, Lou Loomis said:

Someone on texags trotted out the theory that they lost because all the elite top-25 teams struggled today. That’s just what good teams do. 

Queen died, tough on all teams

6 minutes ago, Lou Loomis said:

Someone on texags trotted out the theory that they lost because all the elite top-25 teams struggled today. That’s just what good teams do. 

Are they assuming they are elite?

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Jimbo ended the press conference with

"The program is.. The program is still there"

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Are they assuming they are elite?

Yes. They won a MNC in the 30s, dontchaknow?

Plus they have 70,000+ “students.”  Plus they have a top-10 capacity stadium. Plus they pay their corch more than anybody. Plus their corch won a MNC at another school. Plus they bought a bunch of paper tigers. 

Can’t you see their eliteness, you stoopid sip?

There will be more embarrassing losses this season for aggy and this will be the season that Jimbo goes full blown "Fuck you, pay me!"

 

Jimbo ended the press conference with
"The program is.. The program is still there"

I think “program” is Aggy code for “paycheck”
6 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Jimbo ended the press conference with

"The program is.. The program is still there"

Man, have you ever heard more inspiring words than that. Winston Churchill had nothing on Jimbo.

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Correct a typo.

Just now, mdleast said:


I think “program” is Aggy code for “paycheck”

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8 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Jimbo ended the press conference with

"The program is.. The program is still there"

That’s pretty eloquent prose for a midgebilly.

1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

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Aggy had 54 5 or 4 stars. App St has 1 

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aggy has their Charlie Strong. Recruit like Tarzan/coach like Jane

i always thought Jane was the recruiter on that staff 

1 hour ago, cashman said:

Dear god, what is that agroid going to do to that poor dog?

You mean his wife??

4 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

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This is the difference in our programs. He got ran out of town despite winning their biggest game ever cause they're delusional. Card would have been given a heros send off after this season had we won today. 

My aggy friend last week was saying this aggy defense is the best he’s ever seen. I hate that these people exist so much

So…future losses. Miami, the Mississippi schools, bama, Florida, maybe lsu, maybe auburn. Please god give me an aggy 4-8 season when they were supposedly a healthy Haynes King away from playoff contention. 

15 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Jimbo ended the press conference with

"The program is.. The program is still there"

Well this comment makes it sound like he’s still got some work to do until he ensures it’s not. I’ll sure as shit enjoy the process though as he burns it to the ground.

1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

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Aggy had 54 5 or 4 stars. App St has 1 

Happy Big Brother GIF by MOODMAN

aggy has their Charlie Strong. Recruit like Tarzan/coach like Jane

And not a leader on the team. And that includes their coach, who incidentally is too short to even be allowed on the roller coaster.

5 minutes ago, Fletch said:

So…future losses. Miami, the Mississippi schools, bama, Florida, maybe lsu, maybe auburn. Please god give me an aggy 4-8 season when they were supposedly a healthy Haynes King away from playoff contention. 

Year 5 and 6 wins or less would make crater their class and crowd the portal. Jimbo may take the WVU job sooner than we thought 

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