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My twins and I are UT grads.  My oldest is a UTSA grad.  All of us are going.  I hate to see him unhappy but I'll live with it and buy him large quantities of alcohol after the game.

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1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

There's only one number to remember

444-4444?

6 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


Thomas J Henry?

THE TEXAS HAMMER

444-4444?

That’s why I can never get ahold of Pizza Hut.
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1 hour ago, StruggleBus said:

UTSA and Traylor are awesome. Y’all are gaping vaginas.

We’re gaping vaginas for shit talking a team on game week? Get Traylors cock out of your mouth.

2 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

I'm surprised this tweet with Sark video clips on the QBs reps hasn't been posted: 

 

Sark better work out. I absolutely love this direct middle finger to 9.95s and FCB.

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2 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

I'm surprised this tweet with Sark video clips on the QBs reps hasn't been posted: 

 

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10 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

495-2222?

longtime austinite.. rightchhere.. ^^^^

Who transposes numbers?

21 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

495-2222?

It was actually 459-2222, but carry on.

6 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

It was actually 459-2222, but carry on.

I thought it was the same prefix as my Jester phone number, which I recalled to be 495.  It’s been a few years.

1 hour ago, Zone Read said:

My twins and I are UT grads.  My oldest is a UTSA grad.  All of us are going.  I hate to see him unhappy but I'll live with it and buy him large quantities of alcohol after the game.

Or just come to the tailgate and drink for free. There till midnight! 

This game will be a very good game of evaluating whether indeed we have developed a new and higher standard.

If so then we will dominate, and the ability to get reps to depth against a still quality opponent in the second half.  OR we will fall victim to listening in how great we are. Well not we... but our players.  My belief is that there is now a core group of upperclassmen who have shown the path. It's something coaches want more than anything, but it's something only players can do.  Greatness only comes with accountability. And true accountability comes from the guy nest to you, and the shame that comes with being the weakest link.  I think we are very close to this place now.  With the young talent pushing the physical side of talent, and a new accountability building more and more as leaders demand more of their teammates.

This game will let us know whether or not we can play to a new higher standard? As I am fervently hoping.  It will be hard not to fall back to some degree emotionally. IF we truly have raised the bar to a higher standard, it will be apparent in the lack of, or the perfection of consistently high levels of error free play.  IF we have raised the bar. there will be nearly no starters playing in the 4th quarter, and we will get a glimmer of Malik.  Not necessarily because the offense was so potent, but because the defense was relentless.  I want to see discipline and consistency.  THAT more than anything will let us know if we have indeed raised the bar.

29 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

It was actually 459-2222, but carry on.

shit, i must be dyslexic... i could still sing the jingle from the 80's... 

THE TEXAS HAMMER

Haven’t seen the Adler commercials lately, must have blown the budget on the incredible special effects with him stopping a rig.
47 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

It was actually 459-2222, but carry on.

And get a Mr. Gatti’s pizza delivered. Real cheese, real hot, real taste is what we got. Real fresh, Real fast, your first Mr. Gatti’s won’t be your last.

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

495-2222?

Tedd Lorenz best attorney in town. 

4 hours ago, OB3 said:

Really drove to Austin for this? Let’s win this shit by 70

I didn't really have a take on this video, but if the players think it's clownish, then fuck these cockroaches. 62-3, Scottish Guy 

Fuck the last decade that has left me nervous over a game against a G5 school because we can’t ever have nice things.

I hope we beat their ass.

Two five oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Any updates on the UTSA injuries?

there will be plenty

24 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

And get a Mr. Gatti’s pizza delivered. Real cheese, real hot, real taste is what we got. Real fresh, Real fast, your first Mr. Gatti’s won’t be your last.

 

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1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

495-2222?

Gatti's number was 459-2222. I know this very well because when I lived in Jester East in the 80s, our number was 495-2222. People (probably some of you fuckers) would call us all day and night, trying to order pizzas, and we'd have to tell them the right number, etc. Some stupid fuckers would call at like 3-4 am, long after Gatti's closed. We eventually got tired of that shit, and just started taking their order and telling them it would be there in 30 minutes. We'd do that til we went to bed, and then unplug the phone.  Sometimes people would call us back, irate, and we'd tell 'em shit like 'The driver says he knocked on your door, and nobody answered. He's headed back to you now', etc, etc. Good times, I guess. /csb

41 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Tedd Lorenz best attorney in town. 

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Wayne Wright demands the respect and justice we deserve

10 hours ago, immamac said:

I'm no more plugged in than last year to the locker room, I keep telling you guys and you aren't listening - this is very very different from last year.

A nugget from spending about an hour with the Burnt Ends last night, they want to set an example. I feel kinda bad for UTSA, because they are going to be the outlet of a lot of frustration at how last weeks result ended up. 

Oh fucking great, everything you say turns up wrong so we're screwed

47 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

And get a Mr. Gatti’s pizza delivered. Real cheese, real hot, real taste is what we got. Real fresh, Real fast, your first Mr. Gatti’s won’t be your last.

dial 459-2222, and get a mister gatti's pizza del-iverrrreed... 

3 minutes ago, MrBig said:

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Wayne Wright demands the respect and justice we deserve

^ pre cowboy hat.

2 minutes ago, wood said:

Gatti's number was 459-2222. I know this very well because when I lived in Jester East in the 80s, our number was 495-2222. People (probably some of you fuckers) would call us all day and night, trying to order pizzas, and we'd have to tell them the right number, etc. Some stupid fuckers would call at like 3-4 am, long after Gatti's closed. We eventually got tired of that shit, and just started taking their order and telling them it would be there in 30 minutes. We'd do that til we went to bed, and then unplug the phone.  Sometimes people would call us back, irate, and we'd tell 'em shit like 'The driver says he knocked on your door, and nobody answered. He's headed back to you now', etc, etc. Good times, I guess. /csb

If it makes you feel any better, I never ordered Gattis for delivery.  Just recalled the annoying commercial incorrectly.  They were buffet only for me.  Delivery was Gumby’s or Double Dave’s.

25 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

 

awww... if it wasn't delivered in 30 minutes you got it free. up until like '97 or so... 

What’s the word on Hutson having an ankle issue? A betting sight I’m on says he’s questionable to play. Mods please delete this if it’s not supposed to be posted.

Just now, conVINCEd said:

If it makes you feel any better, I never ordered Gattis for delivery.  Just recalled the annoying commercial incorrectly.  They were buffet only for me.  Delivery was Gumby’s or Double Dave’s.

Ha! You weren't the only one.

And yeah, I was a MLK Gatti's Buffet guy too.

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

If it makes you feel any better, I never ordered Gattis for delivery.  Just recalled the annoying commercial incorrectly.  They were buffet only for me.  Delivery was Gumby’s or Double Dave’s.

Gained 15 lbs on double Dave’s pizza rolls first year at Texas. Off duval location if it’s still there.  

29 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

there will be plenty

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7 hours ago, lazygringo said:

Got damn I loved me some Stone Cold Steve Austin back in the day! 1st class entertainment 

 

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Two five oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

Damn beat me to it. 250-OOOO

31 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

Gained 15 lbs on double Dave’s pizza rolls first year at Texas. Off duval location if it’s still there.  

It is not

36 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

876-5309 / Jenny

 

 

867

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Tedd Lorenz best attorney in town. 

Lest we not forget Stupid Hat.  

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22 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

If this were a normal occurrence we would never lose it home.

43 minutes ago, wood said:

Gatti's number was 459-2222. I know this very well because when I lived in Jester East in the 80s, our number was 495-2222. People (probably some of you fuckers) would call us all day and night, trying to order pizzas, and we'd have to tell them the right number, etc. Some stupid fuckers would call at like 3-4 am, long after Gatti's closed. We eventually got tired of that shit, and just started taking their order and telling them it would be there in 30 minutes. We'd do that til we went to bed, and then unplug the phone.  Sometimes people would call us back, irate, and we'd tell 'em shit like 'The driver says he knocked on your door, and nobody answered. He's headed back to you now', etc, etc. Good times, I guess. /csb

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