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Just now, Vic Mackey said:

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Who was it on CBS this morning who picked Dallas v Denver in the Super Bowl? And what is he smoking?

I expect us to get butt fucked 

Probably. It’ll be closer than some think but the boys won’t be ready to play I bet.


Can’t wait for the overreactions after week one. Washington and Eagles beat bad teams and they’ll be scrambling to crown them while Dallas will lose to Tom fucking Brady, and they’re doomed.

Long season to go no matter what happens tonight.

Well Wince has Winced and they may lose their game.


And then he throws a bomb for a TD. Jesus the most Jekyll and Hyde QB.

We are terrible.  They should win convincingly.

NFC East may be improved. If nothing else Giants look like they may have a little competency and some balls for a change. 

This team isn't getting blown out. Defense is too good and Dak is competent. They should win this game, Tampa is on the way out and Brady's marriage is falling apart. 

Of course Jones family Arky imbred incompetence will have to be overcome. 

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Just now, Hermanator said:

NFC East may be improved. If nothing else Giants look like they may have a little competency and some balls for a change. 

This team isn't getting blown out. Defense is too good and Dak is competent. They should win this game, Tampa is on the way out and Brady's marriage is falling apart. 

Of course Jones family Arky imbred incompetence will have to be overcome. 

I'm not sure how good the East is because Wash and Philly both beat dogshit teams and tried very hard to lose both games. Philly did this last year where Hurts and the offense looked awesome to start the year against the Lions. I will never trust a Wentz led team. The real shocker was NYG going into Tenn and winning. 

And I fully expect Dallas to keep up with Tampa just because this isn't college and it's hard to walk out there and just out talent the other team. And Tampa's OL is shaken up. But will Dallas every beat Brady? Not sure if they ever have lol.

It’s amazing how little I care about this, having grown up a Cowboys fan starting with Staubach and five Super Bowl appearances in the 70’s.  

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So the WR we drafted in the 3rd round, isn't even suiting up. And an undrafted WR will take his place. That isn't good at all. Front office magic at it again.

We're one of 4 teams that has never beaten Brady.

I really don't know how many times we've had the chance, but I'm ready to make it 3 teams.

Can we repeat as the best offense in the NFL and bring some defense along with it?

The loss to San Fran was inexcusable and I demand they atone this fall.

15 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

It’s amazing how little I care about this, having grown up a Cowboys fan starting with Staubach and five Super Bowl appearances in the 70’s.  

Goodbye GIF

Brady bout to get destroyed

18 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

It’s amazing how little I care about this, having grown up a Cowboys fan starting with Staubach and five Super Bowl appearances in the 70’s.  

 

Sir, this thread is for people who care, and who care way too much, thank you.

6 minutes ago, Augustus said:

We're one of 4 teams that has never beaten Brady.

I really don't know how many times we've had the chance, but I'm ready to make it 3 teams.

Can we repeat as the best offense in the NFL and bring some defense along with it?

The loss to San Fran was inexcusable and I demand they atone this fall.

If the NFL east is improved the offense will have way worse stats this year. Their entire yearly yards and points were skewed by those 6 games. 

I think they were legitimately a top 10 offense last year and I think they can be top 15 this year if Lamb steps up to be the number 1 he was drafted to be and Gallup stays healthy. That can be good enough if this defense takes the next step and becomes top 10. Especially if today was a fluke and the east is bad again. 

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

If the NFL east is improved the offense will have way worse stats this year. Their entire yearly yards and points were skewed by those 6 games. 

I think they were legitimately a top 10 offense last year and I think they can be top 15 this year if Lamb steps up to be the number 1 he was drafted to be and Gallup stays healthy. That can be good enough if this defense takes the next step and becomes top 10. Especially if today was a fluke and the east is bad again. 

 

The gints definitely had a good win but I don't think you can deduce much for Washington and the Iggles knocking off the Jags and the Lions.

We'll see.

The NBC pregame show is such a beating. Jumping around every 20seconds a different person/segment.

 

1 minute ago, Post Oak said:

The NBC pregame show is such a beating. Jumping around every 20seconds a different person/segment.

 

NFL pregame needs to be 5-6 old, obnoxious, maybe slightly senile former players or coaches just up there busting each other's balls. Tony Dungy and Garrett couldn't be more of a snoozefest. 

Collinsworth must've thrown out his voice Thursday night.

I suggest he talk as little as possible so it can heal.

The NBC pregame show is such a beating. Jumping around every 20seconds a different person/segment.
 

Chris Simms is a bigger moron than fucking Garrett

MJ couldn't lay off the weed just long enough to film a 60-second spot?

 

Carrie Underwood is fine wine. Damn she makes me want to do bad bad things.

Dallas has played Brady 6 times. 

In case anyone was curious. 

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

NFL pregame needs to be 5-6 old, obnoxious, maybe slightly senile former players or coaches just up there busting each other's balls. Tony Dungy and Garrett couldn't be more of a snoozefest. 

Yep needs some NBA on TNT atmosphere 

Open the fucking roof. Geezus christ. 

47 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

It’s amazing how little I care about this, having grown up a Cowboys fan starting with Staubach and five Super Bowl appearances in the 70’s.  

I go back to Meredith and I'm right there with you. 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

I go back to Meredith and I'm right there with you. 

Meredith for me, as well, though I was 4.

 

I still think stark is very rude

2 minutes ago, pops said:

Open the fucking roof. Geezus christ. 

Oh damn I assumed it would be open. Feels amazing outside 

Just now, pops said:

I still think stark is very rude

In leather no less

Just now, Zepol87 said:

Oh damn I assumed it would be open. Feels amazing outside 

David Moore said it was open pregame. Said the same about the weather. Closed.michaelirving.net

6 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Brady looks miserable.  

That marriage shit will take it out of you. For the first time he looks old. Wonder how he'll look on the field

Just now, Hermanator said:

Wonder how he'll look on the field

I'm guessing incredible. 

Zeke with a black sleeve and LT visor. 

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I really, rally hate that shit.

I see those plays get blown up more often than they result in a big gain.

Fuck.

And that's YOUR Dallas Cowboys in a nutshell.  Fucking shitshow circus

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