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Going to need to use the boot game and Dak's legs. This offense just isn't shit without it. 

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What the fuck that's not pass interference 

Just because you get skullfucked trying to jam a receiver, it doesn't mean it's a penalty on the WR.

Just now, Zeus said:

What the fuck that's not pass interference 

It was just a forearm to the head

Not sure what Dak is seeing there.

That was a horrible decision and throw.

Throw it away. Or take the sack even throw well kill you for that too.

Just Horrible.

Dak looks like a rookie.  Cowboys offense is a joke.

I don't know why they're not running around the edge on every running play

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This offense is a big steaming pile of trash. But yeah, losing Cooper would be no biggie.....

There was an open guy right behind him just throw it farther.

Cowboys suck at OL and WR.  Gonna be a long terrible season.

Horrible job in roster management...

The more things change the more they stay the same. Same Cowboys. And Futureman is right, Dak sucks.

Just now, ztejas said:

Not sure what Dak is seeing there.

A futureman post that will ring pretty true after that shitty decision.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

 But yeah, losing Cooper would be no biggie.....

This franchise, I swear.

 

Dak's biggest problem is he's not very bright

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Dak looks like a rookie.  Cowboys offense is a joke.
Kind of like letting Cooper go for nothing, losing Wilson, drafting a guy in the 3rd who can't even suit up would not have any consequences.

No idea why people downplayed how important Cooper was to this offense.

Our offense has zero threat now. Dink and dunk dorkfest so far. Who scares you now?

Parsons does it again.

Let's have some of that on 1st and 2nd down

He’s forcing shit. Simple as that.

Knows he’s the one responsible for everything now. WRs aren’t getting open. OL is not good. Coaches not helping at all.

Offense is in trouble. Clear as day.


But hey…we got parsons. Just need a turnover or two.

Mike McCarthy, so inspiring, mindlessly staring up at the video screen with a “I don’t know what the fuck is happening” look on his face.

At least the Defense has some fire in them. The field goal game is exciting…Tom may be re-thinking his decision to play there with that OLine but go Dallas D! 

Parsons is an animal.  It's sad because Jerrah will waste him..... just like we wasted DeMarcus.

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Parsons hot damn this dude should never ever ever be dropping in coverage ever again lol

Yeah, I'm with Vic on Cooper.

That was just brutal.

They actually made a brilliant move bringing him to Dallas when lots of talking heads were shitting on the decision.

He ends up being terrific in Dallas, so of course we let him get away for nothing

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Offense hasn't gotten a first down since the first drive.

1 minute ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Mike McCarthy, so inspiring, mindlessly staring up at the video screen with a “I don’t know what the fuck is happening” look on his face.

You want the clap guy or the fat arms crossed guy

Real coarches don't wanna work for Jerrah

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

WRs aren’t getting open. 

 

 

Dak doesn't seem to factor that into his decision making.

We ran that past the 20.

Where's the automatic flag?

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Yeah, I'm with Vic on Cooper.
That was just brutal.
They actually made a brilliant move bringing him to Dallas when lots of talking heads were shitting on the decision.
He ends up being terrific in Dallas, so of course we let him get away for nothing
Yep. Offense was dead in the water to start that 2018 season. Comes in and we get got and win the East and get to divisional round. We are now back to that shit. Ceedee looked good because Cooper was over there getting a lot of attention. Maybe when Gallup gets back but who knows. Right now, they don't have many weapons
1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Kind of like letting Cooper go for nothing, losing Wilson, drafting a guy in the 3rd who can't even suit up would not have any consequences.

No idea why people downplayed how important Cooper was to this offense.

Our offense has zero threat now. Dink and dunk dorkfest so far. Who scares you now?

You’re right, zero threats. And Lamb isn’t even close to be the #1 receiver.  Ridiculous 

2 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Mike McCarthy, so inspiring, mindlessly staring up at the video screen with a “I don’t know what the fuck is happening” look on his face.

In Barn Man's defense....I'm pretty sure he has been set up to fail this season as Jerry and Stephen planned out this season while furiously masturbating to pictures of Sean Payton.

Just now, Augustus said:

Yeah, I'm with Vic on Cooper.

That was just brutal.

They actually made a brilliant move bringing him to Dallas when lots of talking heads were shitting on the decision.

He ends up being terrific in Dallas, so of course we let him get away for nothing

Philly got more for epic draft bust Reagor (no, not the dragon) than the Cowboys got for a 4 time 1000 yds WR.  It's like if we were stack ranking team's offseason, the Cowboys would probably come in at 30th.

I apologize to CeeDee.  That earlier incompletion was way behind him.

From the angle we had I thought he should've caught it.

Whatever happened to fucking Zeke + Pollard?

Where is the run game?

Too many false starts to fuckin run the ball or what

That’s the first designed Dak run sin e when? Didn’t do it all last year that I can remember?

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