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Is the crowd booing??? I wish they’d boo Jerry’s ass.

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Holy shit cut to Jerry's bitch ass in the box after every play. Fuck him

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So the shot we take on a free play is throw to a guy that is on the ground? Lulz

Peters will help a lot if he can play like last year.  Then again, he was always hurt his last 3 years before that.  Gallup will help, but he's not a savior.  I think we're going to eventually go to a lot of double TE's.  The rookie TEs can play.  Lamb has to be better.  He has to be a stud.

We haven’t done shit with two TEs tonight. Dak isn’t using them as his outlet instead making shitty throws to CeeDee. That goes to Kellen moore and his inability to actually call a power game. CeeDee is an excellent slot W/R with healthy cooper and Gallup at 1/2. He is too small to be a one.

This offense may not score a TD this season.
Just now, Hermanator said:

Holy shit cut to Jerry's bitch ass in the box after every play. Fuck him

They know what they’re doing. Too bad the fans can’t focus their hatred on him and stop buying Cowboys gear and watching the team shit the bed. 

Is the crowd booing??? I wish they’d boo Jerry’s ass.

Jerry doesn’t care. He already got their money.

This team is awful. Just awful. 

McCarthy watches the board more than the dumb schmucks in the 400s

Tons of great games today. This game is not one of them. 


Jerry doesn’t care. He already got their money.

Exactly…Jerry wins no matter what.

This is like the Phil Pozderic\Hogeboom era all over again.
1 minute ago, Get ln My Van said:

I’d take Quinn Ewers over Dak right now, no bs

I'd take Ewers with a fucked up collar bone joint over Dak

Just now, Hate said:


Exactly…Jerry wins no matter what.

 

I feel like he's PT Barnum, laughing himself to sleep at night because of suckers like me that he's been bleeding for over nearly 30 years

1 minute ago, Hate said:


Exactly…Jerry wins no matter what.

This is like the Phil Pozderic\Hogeboom era all over again.

I was thinking Quincy Carter era

They've got Pollard, Prescott, and Zeke to name a few. They have playmakers. What they dont have is an offense that uses the full range of options, like screens, swings, a fullback..., quick pitches, speed, etc. They are a poorly coached fucking team. The blame falls squarely on Jerrry Jones.

Any positive play....flag

And that is about as weak a holding call as you'll see

I bet officials love throwing flags on the Cowboys

Now we've gotta go for it o 4th

Terence Steele picking up the penalty void left by Connor Williams’ departure

Terence Steele picking up the penalty void left by Connor Williams’ departure

The moment I saw that it was a pass play I knew we were doomed.

Why can't you run an option?

It was 2 fucking yards

Let’s see. I believe McCarthy said reducing penalties was a priority. Dumb coaches coaching stupid players will never turn out well.

About time to watch dragon thrones.

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Terence Steele picking up the penalty void left by Connor Williams’ departure

Terence Steele picking up the penalty void left by Connor Williams’ departure

Terrance Steele regressing was about as predictable as the sun coming up 

who's the next bozo to be invited to wear his pajamas to a sleep over at jerry's????

clown show - year 25.

 

 

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There was a reason there was a ton of panic this off-season by Dallas fans. It was a god awful off-season. We got much worse than last year.

1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Another drive killing weak af flag

 

That flag was definitely weak af.

So much so that the official knew he was calling a weak af penalty.

That's why I said I think the officials enjoy penalizing this team.  I'm sure they hate Jerry as much as everyone else.

4 minutes ago, Augustus said:

 

I feel like he's PT Barnum, laughing himself to sleep at night because of suckers like me that he's been bleeding for over nearly 30 years

Do you pay to go to them games? 

Other than the 1 game in 2014 I went to at the stadium I haven't spent a fucking penny on anything Cowboys since 2002. He's laughing at the idiots at the stadium and the idiots buying his garbage merch

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

There was a reason there was a ton of panic this off-season by Dallas fans. It was a god awful off-season. We got much worse than last year.

 

We shot our dick off in San Francisco, but we did have one of the best offenses in the league last year.

And now, here we are.

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Do you pay to go to them games? 

Other than the 1 game in 2014 I went to at the stadium I haven't spent a fucking penny on anything Cowboys since 2002. He's laughing at the idiots at the stadium and the idiots buying his garbage merch

I haven't been to a game in a while but I've bought some gear.

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That flag was definitely weak af.
So much so that the official knew he was calling a weak af penalty.
That's why I said I think the officials enjoy penalizing this team.  I'm sure they hate Jerry as much as everyone else.
And this is another issue. These weak as hell drive killing holding penalties. I definitely think it's a fuck you to Jerry.

I can't believe I'm gonna say this.

A quick TD (and successful 2 point conversion) and despite everything they'd actually have a chance.

What do you think the chances are?

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Jason Peters mind right now

Arrested Development Mistake GIF

Brady might be thinking that too. He looks like shit. Even last year's Brady would have about 38 on the board right now

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I haven't been to a game in a while but I've bought some gear.
We did before Dak got hurt against NE. That was really our peak. Offense took huge steps back after that and was never the same. I think Gallup got hurt, too? It's a shame because I think they had something brewing at that point. By the time the playoffs rolled around, i didn't have a lot of faith they would make any noise
3 minutes ago, Augustus said:

 

That flag was definitely weak af.

So much so that the official knew he was calling a weak af penalty.

That's why I said I think the officials enjoy penalizing this team.  I'm sure they hate Jerry as much as everyone else.

Didn’t Jerry say some bullshit about refs should not be full time or some dumb shit?

I can't believe I'm gonna say this.
A quick TD (and successful 2 point conversion) and despite everything they'd actually have a chance.
What do you think the chances are?

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Just now, Augustus said:

 

We shot our dick off in San Francisco, but we did have one of the best offenses in the league last year.

And now, here we are.

For some stupid reason, I thought last season would carry over and didn’t expect this level of incompetence.  

1 minute ago, Augustus said:

I can't believe I'm gonna say this.

A quick TD (and successful 2 point conversion) and despite everything they'd actually have a chance.

What do you think the chances are?

 

19 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

black and white love GIF

Tampa will let up in the 4th and start playing soft then the offense will score a TD or 2 late and lose by like 5

We've seen this show before. This offense might not even be able to get more than 1 garbage TD today

Dak can't hit the broadside of a barn. 

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