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'We'll get 'em patched up to get blown out in the Red River Rivalry.' Fuck off, but that is funny as hell.

9 minutes ago, IBuryPaul said:

'We'll get 'em patched up to get blown out in the Red River Rivalry.' Fuck off, but that is funny as hell.

"Can we blame this on Big 12 officiating?" was also painful yet funny.

The Texas can't cut it in the SEC narrative is dropping was a good line. 

Edited by mdmost

I don't find that guy funny. Yes, some of the lines are good, but his delivery is shit and makes them not land quite right.

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11 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

They arent funny. Quit posting them plz

Or please keep posting them since they annoy Greenspoint. 

Damn, was just going to post this. Greatness.

6 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

I don't find that guy funny. Yes, some of the lines are good, but his delivery is shit and makes them not land quite right.

he has "funniest guy in church youth group" vibe.

32 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

They arent funny. Quit posting them plz

This.  People can go to texags if they want to watch.

They arent funny. Quit posting them plz

Why are you complaining about SEC Shorts? It was very funny and they poke fun at everyone, in this case mostly Bama. The narrative with Hope goes back years; she left Georgia at the end of last season for Aggy. She is absolute poison to everyone sweet she may be.

The other guy is not very good.
47 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

They arent funny. Quit posting them plz

Or, maybe you could not click on them or even this thread.  Jfc.

Watch with closed caption turned on…

 

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The "can we blame this on Big 12 officiating?"  Followed by that look was fucking great

1 hour ago, Texasrocks said:

"Can we blame this on Big 12 officiating?" was also painful yet funny.

This morning, I ran into a guy at the grocery store sporting a Tennessee cap.  First words out of his mouth were “get used to shitty SEC officiating .. they protect Alabama at all costs.”

I had to correct him … “that was a Big XII crew, led by an incompetent musclehead ref, who screw Texas whenever possible.”

I told him shitty officiating will be nothing new to us.

1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

This morning, I ran into a guy at the grocery store sporting a Tennessee cap.  First words out of his mouth were “get used to shitty SEC officiating .. they protect Alabama at all costs.”

I had to correct him … “that was a Big XII crew, led by an incompetent musclehead ref, who screw Texas whenever possible.”

I told him shitty officiating will be nothing new to us.

And you were both correct.

2 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

"You still think we can make it to a bowl?" had me howling. 

 

Comedy is hard. I happen to like several of their shorts, but they aren't all great. If you don't like any of them, why do you come to the thread to tell us that do? We don't care.

6 hours ago, WBT said:

This.  People can go to texags if they want to watch.

They're hit or miss but this one was pretty good.

Sometimes they end up just trying to show the SECSECSEC or the top teams thereof, as the "cool guy" and nobody else is good enough to get it.  But this one was very self-deprecating without any of the condescension they can sometimes demonstrate.

Personally I say their hit to miss ration is about 1/3 but this one had me laughing, almost out loud.

 

i generally enjoy them, this week was funny. i mean if we're gonna be SEC, this is part of it. 🤘

It's like they go out of their way to find the most inbred looking people.  The Hope character, for example.  I guess this is our new reality in the SECSECSECSEC

On 9/12/2022 at 10:19 AM, GreenspointTexas said:

They arent funny. Quit posting them plz

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Maybe it’s just the acting, but I don’t find these that great. Surly collective is significantly funnier than this crap.

@immamac might be a good entry gift to the SEC to start an animated surly shorts illustrated by @THUJONE.

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On 9/12/2022 at 9:19 AM, GreenspointTexas said:

They arent funny. Quit posting them plz

Suck Despair's dick slut

 

On 9/12/2022 at 5:16 PM, ermahgerdhorn said:

It's like they go out of their way to find the most inbred looking people.  The Hope character, for example.  I guess this is our new reality in the SECSECSECSEC

Counselor in this week’s episode is hotter than donut grease. 

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What an era we live in that this can be made with no mention of LSU?   Unless he is limited to just those actors?

 

Also there is an odd reference to Michigan 2005.  Appalachia State was in 2007.   I don't think UM 2005 losing to ND by one score (Weis has our only win in the big house for @30 years) killed that season. 

 

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SEC Shorts - Texas A&M can't ditch his Playoff Minstrels

 

Just fast forward to the end... Minstrels have a new goal for aggys season😂😂😂

 

 

Edited by LTtxfan

The aggy one from two weeks ago is really good.

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Inaugural SEC shorts as an actual member of the conference. I laughed out loud a few times. 

 

Edited by Hank Kingsley

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