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[IDEA] Weekly "Seen Hotter On Campus" Thread each CFB Week

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Trying to think of something fun to get people to post more on gameday outside of game commentary. 

Post non creeper pics of girls that you see on campus/tailgate each weekend (not school dependent)

Pics will be deleted if they are obviously not consensual - preferably it will be posed with school handsign or whatever. Lots of potential IMO

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I think the only thing creepier than sniping a photo of an unsuspecting coed is an old, fat surly poster asking to take a picture of said coed. 

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"Hi.  I'm from the internet and am wondering if you would pose for a picture?  Just do a handsign or something.  It's for the internet."

Jackie Chan Creeper GIF

I, for one, think this is a fantastic idea.

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What could go wrong?

 

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Alex: This word best describes this thread. 

Contestant: What is milquetoast?

 

56 minutes ago, immamac said:

I mean I'm fine doing it all day and setting up a fucking photo op thing with the hashtag. You guys think they dress that way not to be seen?

It's not fucking hard to get pics like this. 

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Definitely have seen you post this one before... cover photo of your spank bank album?

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5 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

Definitely have seen you post this one before... cover photo of your spank bank album?

No all your attachments are saved in the other media tab in the post form. It was just a good example that I knew I had on hand. 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I mean I'm fine doing it all day and setting up a fucking photo op thing with the hashtag. You guys think they dress that way not to be seen?

It's not fucking hard to get pics like this. 

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x,1,x

4 hours ago, 40acredropout said:

I think the only thing creepier than sniping a photo of an unsuspecting coed is an old, fat surly poster asking to take a picture of said coed. 

Did you hit "Submit" before you listed the problem?  Or?

2 hours ago, immamac said:

I mean I'm fine doing it all day and setting up a fucking photo op thing with the hashtag. You guys think they dress that way not to be seen?

It's not fucking hard to get pics like this. 

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What are their surly handles? No not yours. Asking for a friend.

5 hours ago, immamac said:

Pics will be deleted if they are obviously not consensual

Case McCoy has left the chat.

4 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

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(…..WERE STILL FUCKING LOSERS!!!  )

No all your attachments are saved in the other media tab in the post form. It was just a good example that I knew I had on hand. 
I had this one handy as well....

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16 hours ago, immamac said:

I mean I'm fine doing it all day and setting up a fucking photo op thing with the hashtag. You guys think they dress that way not to be seen?

It's not fucking hard to get pics like this. 

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Dude everyone wants to take pictures with the Geico caveman. 

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whatever happened to this idea.  i keep looking for a new hot or not - memorial stadium edition, but sadly no.

I rarely post, but definitely in before classics.

This could be as good as the co-op statues thread on shaggy.

14 hours ago, thrillhammer said:

whatever happened to this idea.  i keep looking for a new hot or not - memorial stadium edition, but sadly no.

Thot game weak. I thought you knew. 

Yes. We need more posts calling nice looking people too ugly to fuck. 

16 hours ago, thrillhammer said:

whatever happened to this idea.  i keep looking for a new hot or not - memorial stadium edition, but sadly no.

worse idea than Sark's play calling last week

On 9/29/2022 at 8:21 AM, 52-80 said:

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This is hilarious, have some rep.  Sometimes I think we should have a "Surly Man" newsfeed like "Florida Man" for all the sketchy fucks on this site.  The world probably wouldn't believe it though.  I'm pretty sure 90% of us are full of shit 90% of the time on here.  But even if that's the case, if just 10% of the actual shit we post is true for just 10% of us, this is a very suspect group.  I've been to that tailgate a few times, I get the vibe we're all behaving nicely but are hiding some weird shit. 

The most depraved tailgates I ever went to were the LFZ shindigs of the early 2000's.  The sexism, vulgarity, drug use, etc.  All up to 11.  guess we're getting older.  Not wiser, but certainly older. 

Back on topic---the hotter on campus thing is being put to the test today.  Cross posting from other threads, but it's mom's weekend.  It's a contest of 50 year old ass versus 20 year old ass, and the yoga pants and my libido are winning.  should make a very fun Saturday afternoon though I'm not sure they'll be lured with CNN headlines like this one ;)  

 

This chick was stalking me before the Bama game. She followed me into the men's room so I took this pic:

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