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minority colleges have zero issues finding minority PHd's / profs 

10 hours ago, ultimaton said:

We really are SEC now

Can't spell incest without SEC!

johnny has finally found a class of plaintiffs that he doesn't hate himself for representing

8 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Maybe it paid more?  People change jobs for all sorts of reasons.  There are also civil rights issues since A&M is a state actor.  

Isn't this program he's objecting to a fellowship program.  That does not pay more than a tenure-track faculty position.

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

minority colleges have zero issues finding minority PHd's / profs 

That's likely not true, and even if it is, they're more likely to hire profs without PhDs.

7 hours ago, elfenix said:

johnny has finally found a class of plaintiffs that he doesn't hate himself for representing

I think it’s great that he’s finally decided to be like his hero, Roy Den Hollander.

15 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

You people are so blind and stupid.

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Wait, sack is a lawyer? Is he Rudy?  It’s all making sense now…

This thread is my daily reminder never to put anything in email. I am legitimately curious about the emails our buddy Johnny has. I have zero doubt some of them are damning based on what I’ve heard at the table of both industries over the years.

11 minutes ago, Brew said:

This thread is my daily reminder never to put anything in email. I am legitimately curious about the emails our buddy Johnny has. I have zero doubt some of them are damning based on what I’ve heard at the table of both industries over the years.

I’m sure he’s pretty good about keeping his worst thoughts out of emails. At least he is before Thursday happy hour.

On 9/14/2022 at 8:34 AM, CowboyFred said:

Wait, sack is a lawyer? Is he Rudy?  It’s all making sense now…

Bets on how much time he spent in Pennsylvania during the election

I'm confused as to whether this lawsuit is good bull

On 9/13/2022 at 3:49 PM, Johnny Sack said:

You people are so blind and stupid.

Not enough so to fail to recognize an obvious fascist.

Will there be midnight yell practice the night before trial?

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Will there be midnight yell practice the night before trial?

Is that before or after the #6 dance? 

On 9/14/2022 at 9:34 AM, CowboyFred said:

Wait, sack is a lawyer? Is he Rudy?  It’s all making sense now…

The one and only…. Briscoe Cain!!!! 

17 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

Bets on how much time he spent in Pennsylvania during the election

Bets he can’t find Pa. on a map.  

14 hours ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Not enough so to fail to recognize an obvious fascist.

Naw, Johnny recognizes the fascism. It's just that he loves fascism.

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

The one and only…. Briscoe Cain!!!!

God it would fucking rule if that was true

Douchebag has protected tweets

 

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looks like he beats off to muppet porn

Edited by Sawbonz

12 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

looks like he beats off to muppet porn

Wait, are you suggesting that's a bad thing?

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Wait, are you suggesting that's a bad thing?


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Well, the Muppets are into fisting. 

It’s gotta be tiring being such a hateful piece of shit. 

Nothing is tiring with a large enough trust fund

I'm more upset at the fact we are paying him and gave him tenure track for some reason

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

Well, the Muppets are into fisting. 

I am sorry...I laughed out loud at this. Well played. 

8 hours ago, Underdog said:

Well, the Muppets are into fisting. 

There’s no sign saying it isn’t allowed, so…

11 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Douchebag has protected tweets

 

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looks like he beats off to muppet porn

If this dude was alive in the 1860s he would have broken his neck nodding along to Alexander Stephens’ Cornerstone speech. 

doesn't look like a thumb in a coat so i guess he has that going for him at the weekly meetings

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