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Fuck that mother fucker.

Rush Limbaugh

Donald Rumsfeld

Ken Starr

It's a start, but a lot of work still to do.

Dude was Jeffrey Epstein's lawyer that helped get him off the hook about 15 years ago too. Should always refer to him as such, "Ken Starr defense attorney of Jeffrey Epstein."

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

All the drivel about "our beloved university" being persecuted. I don't know how Baylor still hasn't been brought to account for decades of blaming rape victims long before the football story broke. We all thought that the Texas Rangers looking into this might lead to something. Nope. The Rangers are just another shit outfit with a false reputation.

Baylor should be leveled. Kenn Starr's body should be hung naked dangling from a single foot from the Baylor exit sign on the freeway.

These are wicked people with no remorse. Fuck them all. If the hell they believe the rest of us are going to really exists...well, take it away Jack

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Baylor, Penn State, et al.  There are a lot of people out there that will do anything, and I mean ANYTHING to have a winning collegiate sports program.  It's sickening.

With private security no longer an option, thoughts and prayers to the Starr family on Ken's wife's pending guilt-ridden suicide.  

She covered up way more than she should have regarding Baylor rape victims.  Should a father of a victim get to her first, I'd certainly understand.  

Also, we should pray Art Briles kills himself as well...just to be sure.

I very rarely speak evil of the dead.

Ken Starr was a terrible person who actively enabled and abetted Baylor’s rape scandal. I hope he burns in hell. I offer his family no grace.

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They should bury him next to a Mexican restaurant so that the line to shit on his grave can be efficient.

 

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57 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Baylor, Penn State, et al.  There are a lot of people out there that will do anything, and I mean ANYTHING to have a winning collegiate sports program.  It's sickening.

I don’t think it was really about keeping a winning football program for Ken. I think he liked enabling the humiliation, abuse, and rape of young women (and also underage girls). 

He was honestly one of history’s low key monsters 

3 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

You know--what he did to her was completely unforgivable.

She came on to him. She was an adult. She knew what she was doing. 

Anyone know how Ken Starr qualifies to be interred at the Texas State Cemetery?

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Anyone know how Ken Starr qualifies to be interred at the Texas State Cemetery?

oh sweet. a local grave to shit on

I'm just gonna come right out and say it...we're  all going to Enchiladas y Mas with Brisket and then starting a crossover thread "StarrShart 2022" thread, right?  

18 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

She came on to him. She was an adult. She knew what she was doing. 

Slow ya roll and reread 

18 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

She came on to him. She was an adult. She knew what she was doing. 

I think he’s referring to Starr not Bill

25 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

Slow ya roll and reread 

I’ve read her account. 

6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I’ve read her account. 

Well, moving on.

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1 hour ago, trauma babe said:

Well, moving on.

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I guess I missed your point because it sounded like you were disagreeing with my statement that Monica was an adult and a willing participant in her affair with Bill Clinton.

My bad? Okay then.

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I guess I missed your point because it sounded like you were disagreeing with my statement that Monica was an adult and a willing participant in her affair with Bill Clinton.

My bad? Okay then.

Yes, your bad. GoLL was referring to what Starr did with Lewinsky and Linda Tripp.

Unless pronoun antecedents work differently with lawyers and/or people from Ohio.

I like my former presidents classy with a bit of shade.

On 9/14/2022 at 1:49 PM, Kel Varnsen said:

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A Seinfeld reference always gets a posrep. 

At a time like this, I take a small bit of solace knowing that Ken Starr and Baylor will always be linked to each other. 

On 9/18/2022 at 10:35 AM, 956 Worldwide said:

At a time like this, I take a small bit of solace knowing that Ken Starr and Baylor will always be linked to each other. 

 . . . and both are grateful about it.

On 9/18/2022 at 11:20 AM, Bama Chick said:

I like my former presidents classy with a bit of shade.
 

I would have loved he if didn’t hold back, he was about to say, fuck that piece of shit 

I can't believe an oval office BJ was once the biggest scandal going on in the country. Those were the days.

3 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

I can't believe an oval office BJ was once the biggest scandal going on in the country. Those were the days.

Well technically, it was the perjury thing.  But for some reason, and I'm still kinda old school purist about the dignity of the Office, perjury over oral sex and perjury over top secret nuclear secrets.  I dunno, one seems different.  Not so much apples and orange but blow jobs and nuclear codes.  That's the way I point out differences in comparison attempts.  And yes, it gets me a lot of weird looks at my church. 

Thread title makes me giggle each time because I picture the newscaster in "Kentucky Fried Movie."  

"The casket you're lying in has been pissed in, film at 11."  

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On 9/18/2022 at 10:29 AM, Superhero said:

A Seinfeld reference always gets a posrep. 

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On 9/18/2022 at 10:20 AM, Bama Chick said:

I like my former presidents classy with a bit of shade.
 

You know you were a piece of shit when you die and pretty much everybody goes, "Well, I'm sure somebody loved him and this is sad for them."

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