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Just now, Pam Cummings said:

I hate the crying about distance crowd. Just set the courses up to be harder and faster with longer rough and it won't be so easy. We just saw this at API.

Agreed. You don't have to gimp the balls. You don't have to keep buying land and moving back the tees. The solutions are higher rough and trees. Plant trees along the fairways around 300-330 yards. Make 300-320 yard long drives a risk/reward situation. Cut the rough a little higher in strategic sections to promote risk/reward. Get creative with golf course designs to force certain yardages on certain shots.

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Dialing back the ball is dumb, dumb, dumb. It’s a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist 

6 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

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I'm against the rollback, but the argument in the interview about it being cool that I can play the same ball as JT is what makes the game great. No it's that I can play some of the same courses. I can also play the same driver too, but I don't want to pay 800 for a shaft and also it wouldn't work for my slower swing speed.

 

If the usga and the Brits are concerned about distance, then pinch the fairways at 300 yards and make the rough penal as shit. Cool you drove it 360 and have 120 to the pin. Good luck hitting it out of 18 inches of fescue.

 

And while I'm bitching, get rid of the ball spotters. If they can't find their ball on their own, back to the fucking tee, puto.

The last thing either association wants to do is slow down time of play. If someone knows where the ball is, let's go. 

34 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

The last thing either association wants to do is slow down time of play. If someone knows where the ball is, let's go. 

Pace of play is definitely an issue. Shorten the time they have to hit their shot to 1 minute. Put a shot clock on the standard bearers board. 

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What the fuck is "Scottie-Style"???  Does that mean blended with haggis or that Scottie doesn't know what's in the slider?  Scottie doesn't know?  Scottie doesn't know?  

18 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Pace of play is definitely an issue. Shorten the time they have to hit their shot to 1 minute. Put a shot clock on the standard bearers board. 

Jordan Spieth:

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Actually it may benefit Jordan because he overthinks the fuck out of some shots. Listening to him and Michael argue for 2 mins is sometimes fun, but then when he chunks the ball into the water or does what Michael warned him about, not so fun.

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

What the fuck is "Scottie-Style"???  Does that mean blended with haggis or that Scottie doesn't know what's in the slider?  Scottie doesn't know?  Scottie doesn't know?  


I figured it served how Scottie dresses his? Everybody has their standard goto.

 

25 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


I figured it served how Scottie dresses his? Everybody has their standard goto.

 

It better fuckin include mustard.... 

“Because all the other 4-letter words were taken.”

 

I love that bit, and the whole show is classic Robin.

 

Hey, that’s what we’ll call it, a stroke! 😂

3 former Horns are T3 or better going into the weekend. 

19 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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didn't expect striping the driver and chipping like ass, that's for sure.

striping driver then takes less than that on 18 and hits it in the trees, just stupid

It’s impossible to convey how much I don’t give a fuck about Indiana farm marriages in one sentence. 

Anyone know why Schenk’s caddie has “Bunker” on his back instead of “Schenk”? 

Jesus. What a disaster

30 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

Anyone know why Schenk’s caddie has “Bunker” on his back instead of “Schenk”? 

Caddies get to fuck around with the name this week

i haven’t watched much.

assuming Schenk was in the sand a lot this week 

 

somebody made birdie on 18 Thursday to “save” an 89. So the next day, caddie had “Mr. 89” on his back 

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Speith saving an improbable bogey with a long putt going to the hardest hole on the course just about guarantees a birdie on 17, right?

10 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Tough swing Jordan... been battling all day!!!

Awesome bogey !!!

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Speith saving an improbable bogey with a long putt going to the hardest hole on the course just about guarantees a birdie on 17, right?

Gotta love Spieth's grit...

Fucking wizard

14 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Caddies get to fuck around with the name this week

i haven’t watched much.

assuming Schenk was in the sand a lot this week 

 

somebody made birdie on 18 Thursday to “save” an 89. So the next day, caddie had “Mr. 89” on his back 

Ah, ok.
 

I wonder if it’s because of the two stroke penalty Schenk received in 2019 when his caddy stood behind him when he was in the bunker to talk after he had already addressed the ball, violating the rule that had been introduced outlawing caddies aligning players. 

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4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

What a terrible effort

hit the ball 

was wishing it in

8 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

Ah, ok.
 

I wonder if it’s because of the two stroke penalty Schenk received in 2019 when his caddy stood behind him when he was in the bunker to talk after he had already addressed the ball, violating the rule that had been introduced outlawing caddies aligning players. 

Bunker is the name of the caddie’s dog. Or Schenk’s dog. Someone’s dog, anyway. 

What a cruel lie. Just brutal

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