June 8, 20187 yr Shitgibbon Morphodite Troglodyte Mongoloid saying that someone can't stop "stepping on their dick"
June 8, 20187 yr They are fucked up like a soup sandwich. Watching them work is like watching a monkey fuck a football. The world does need ditch diggers.
June 8, 20187 yr Butthole. 3 different examples When people are too scared to say asshole: "That guy is a butthole." When my 6yo uses it literally: "Look, you can see that dog's butthole!" Sexually: I'd eat (whatever food item) out of her butthole.
June 8, 20187 yr "Woke up in the mornin' and took a whole bottle of dumbass pills." "Harder than woodpecker lips." "Looks like a can of smashed assholes."
June 9, 20187 yr Author 4 hours ago, RexWilson said: Butthole. Reps to anyone who gets the reference.
June 9, 20187 yr Author Not sure if he's still here, but on shaggy bevo/texas, the poster referred to as "Numbers" who had some random numbers as his user name. Every time he was called "numbers" I laughed my ass off.
June 9, 20187 yr Hotter than a whore on nickel night. Off like a prom dress. I'll be ready in five minutes.
June 9, 20187 yr 14 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said: Not sure if he's still here, but on shaggy bevo/texas, the poster referred to as "Numbers" who had some random numbers as his user name. Every time he was called "numbers" I laughed my ass off. Whatever happened to him? Hope that douche nozzle was IP banned from here.
June 10, 20187 yr On really any word that had a curse word built in. Like you can say pussycat freely but not pussy. Or shitake, or shitzu
June 10, 20187 yr Like my dad said when my ma would go to the beauty parlor: good luck to ya. Edited June 10, 20187 yr by deadshank
June 10, 20187 yr When I was young and did something stupid: Son, dammit. I buy you books for school and a mule to get to school on. What do you do? Stand on the books and screw the mule.
June 10, 20187 yr Just now, deadshank said: When I was young and did something stupid: Son, dammit. I buy you books for school and a mule to get to school on. What do you do? Stand on the books and screw the mule. Jimbo Baggins? That you?
June 10, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Trey3216 said: Negged/nuked/bombed/blown/xxxxx to Bolivia. Downvoted to Detroit.
June 10, 20187 yr Slicker than owl shit Wilder than a shit house rat Busier than nine cats taking a shit and trying to cover it up Finer than a frogs hair split five ways Hotter than a half fucked fox in a forest fire
June 10, 20187 yr He's so unlucky, it could be raining pussy and he'd trip and fall into a puddle full of dicks.
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