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Mongoloid

saying that someone can't stop "stepping on their dick"

They are fucked up like a soup sandwich.

Watching them work is like watching a monkey fuck a football.

The world does need ditch diggers.

Butthole.

3 different examples

When people are too scared to say asshole: "That guy is a butthole."

When my 6yo uses it literally: "Look, you can see that dog's butthole!"

Sexually: I'd eat (whatever food item) out of her butthole.

"RC didn't offer"

"Fuck you Bret Bielima, you fat fucking retard"

"Woke up in the mornin' and took a whole bottle of dumbass pills."

"Harder than woodpecker lips."

"Looks like a can of smashed assholes."

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4 hours ago, RexWilson said:

Butthole.

 

 

Reps to anyone who gets the reference. 

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Not sure if he's still here, but on shaggy bevo/texas, the poster referred to as "Numbers" who had some random numbers as his user name.  Every time he was called "numbers" I laughed my ass off.

Hotter than a whore on nickel night.

Off like a prom dress.

I'll be ready in five minutes.

14 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said:

Not sure if he's still here, but on shaggy bevo/texas, the poster referred to as "Numbers" who had some random numbers as his user name.  Every time he was called "numbers" I laughed my ass off.

Whatever happened to him? Hope that douche nozzle was IP banned from here. 

“Is that your face or did your pants fall down?”


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Like my dad said when my ma  would go to the beauty parlor: good luck to ya. 

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When I was young and did something stupid:  Son, dammit.  I buy you books for school and a mule to get to school on. What do you do?  Stand on the books and screw the mule. 

Just now, deadshank said:

When I was young and did something stupid:  Son, dammit.  I buy you books for school and a mule to get to school on. What do you do?  Stand on the books and screw the mule. 

Jimbo Baggins? That you?

Slicker than owl shit

Wilder than a shit house rat 

Busier than nine cats taking a shit and trying to cover it up 

Finer than a frogs hair split five ways 

Hotter than a half fucked fox in a forest fire 

He's so unlucky, it could be raining pussy and he'd trip and fall into a puddle full of dicks.

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