June 19, 20187 yr On 6/18/2018 at 7:22 AM, luke duke said: 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound sack I used the phrase last week to describe a large woman in yoga pants. That's a 10 ton Bahama mama in a 5 ton bikini. Grinnin' like a mule eatin' corn.
June 19, 20187 yr On 6/13/2018 at 9:03 AM, Mileslong said: It’s so hot I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog down the street... It’s so hot I saw a chicken pulling a worm out of the ground and it was using potholders... It's so hot a frog come up on the front porch and got a drink out of my iced tea.
June 20, 20187 yr When someone would say “fuckin a” I had a friend that would respond “shittin’ b.”Also when someone would say “he just shit the bed” he’d respond “and wiped with the sheets.”
June 20, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, 'stache said: When someone would say “fuckin a” I had a friend that would respond “shittin’ b.” Also when someone would say “he just shit the bed” he’d respond “and wiped with the sheets.” Every time someone says "Fuckin A", I think of this guy: And I chuckle. Then I think of Dirt Bike, and my day becomes brighter. Edited June 20, 20187 yr by lateshow
June 21, 20187 yr Author naoch. Just read the nachos thread, and every single time i come across naoch, I giggle
June 21, 20187 yr On 6/20/2018 at 8:33 AM, 'stache said: When someone would say “fuckin a” I had a friend that would respond “shittin’ b.” Also when someone would say “he just shit the bed” he’d respond “and wiped with the sheets.” Friend in high school - "fuck an o, its easier."
June 26, 20187 yr Not even sure I've ever seen the word used outside of a Mark Twain book but "fantods" gets me.
June 26, 20187 yr 5 hours ago, El Diablo said: Not even sure I've ever seen the word used outside of a Mark Twain book but "fantods" gets me. It's also used in Infinite Jest.
June 27, 20187 yr On 6/21/2018 at 11:27 AM, Jerry Callo said: Friend in high school - "fuck an o, its easier." Fuck a B, it has more holes.
June 27, 20187 yr On 6/8/2018 at 7:15 PM, ernest_t_bass said: Reps to anyone who gets the reference. Butt, butt, hole, - butt, butt, butthole
July 5, 20187 yr https://www.google.com/maps/place/ClitHeroe,+UK/@53.8753313,-2.4104116,14z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x487b77e50d2a93bb:0x7294a3f0312a973!8m2!3d53.871098!4d-2.393083 Edited July 5, 20187 yr by clapclapclap
July 5, 20187 yr On 6/10/2018 at 3:53 PM, Equinox said: He's so unlucky, it could be raining pussy and he'd trip and fall into a puddle full of dicks.
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