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Lmao. An INT called back and Kyler promptly throws another INT. Lmao. Take the INT pussy.

Scott Frost jealous of how much money Kyler is stealing. 

 

edit: 160M guaranteed.  hahahahahaha

Edited by ChiTownDoc

Any chance you get to pay someone $231M, who you have to include anti-video game clauses in the contract, you have to take it.

Edited by aggie08

Romo: Gene Jones is like an extra mother-in-law.

Who the fuck needs that?

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Any chance you get to pay someone $231M, who you have to include anti-video game clauses in the contract, you have to take it.

It depends on the video games but I guess I’d have to take it. I’d need a performance bonus for abstaining though…that’s a tough one. Because in that scenario I’ve made so decent money already. 

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Lmao. An INT called back and Kyler promptly throws another INT. Lmao. Take the INT pussy.

Dave Chappelle Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

 

Just now, Deej said:

Romo: Gene Jones is like an extra mother-in-law.

Who the fuck needs that?

Because he's a clown. 

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

Fuck Joe Burrow

Because his offensive line sucks ass? 

Joe Burrow is on pace for like 50 turnovers and I dig it.

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Imagine if you took Dak and Zeke off the team and had $60M in extra cap to spend.

9 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

I see the Bengals are back.

They might be a good team, but they love getting their QB killed.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Imagine if you took Dak and Zeke off the team and had $60M in extra cap to spend.

Apparently the owner(s) and GM(s) don’t give two fucks about the cap or how and when they spend it. Hence, 26 years of seeking.

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Imagine if you took Dak and Zeke off the team and had $60M in extra cap to spend.

Does it matter? Jerry would spend it unwisely. 

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I’m not a huge fan of Colin but this is so true:

 

Another hot take by Cowherd.

HC of Denver…yeh I’m not sure. Im just…wtf? You have Russel and it’s like ok. Use him. Wtf? 

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Another hot take by Cowherd.

He excels at them. But it is a shitshow and it’s funny that it is happening to Kyler and Kliff. I’m here for it.

7 minutes ago, slorch said:

They might be a good team, but they love getting their QB killed.

That's not a good team. That's a team with a couple of good/great players.

Congrats to Flacco, also.

 

Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Damn, those Browns 'highlights' were even better this time. 

Flacco! I honestly forgot he was still there. Not bad…sometimes there’s a man and sometimes it’s just the Browns. 

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Ha ha ha! Holy shit Seattle! 

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6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

HC of Denver…yeh I’m not sure. Im just…wtf? You have Russel and it’s like ok. Use him. Wtf? 

Dude doesn't know what he's doing. 

14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Imagine if you took Dak and Zeke off the team and had $60M in extra cap to spend.


they have 20M now not being spent

Per usual Cowboys determined to lose the game by stupid penalties 

Nobody hates Joe Burrow more than that Bengal OL.

Texans been playing well so far. Interesting. Good for Lovie. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Texans been playing well so far. Interesting. Good for Lovie. 

I'm interested to see who out dumbs who between these two coaches.

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Wilson trying to get Court killed. 

Yes 🙌 know I’m a massive homer for Sam but having said that (this tweet doesn’t say it but a lot of players appear to want Sam):

 

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Wilson trying to get Court killed. 

Oh and he already got JJ killed. Nice. 

2 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

I'm interested to see who out dumbs who between these two coaches.

I have always though highly of Lovie. Granted he appears to be cosplaying as Santa right now but that team should literally be not doing well at all. The Cardinals however should be doing better than this and it’s more hilarious. Fuck Kliff. 

Just now, Sawbonz said:

Zeke is a liability 

Yeah, he's spent.

1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

Zeke is a liability 

But he’s a straw something something that stirs the drink. He’s supposed to be the jam in the jelly roll but he’s a speed bump on the way to mediocrity.

I could easily google this but Davis Mills? It sounds like a place they make oatmeal. Good for him. 

Why Kliff has a job after October will be perplexing even to me…

9 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Zeke is a liability 

has-been.

Multiple levels there.

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100% catchable. Easy call. 

"Throttling in the hole?"

WTF Romo?

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

"Throttling in the hole?"

WTF Romo?

It explains why even as a fairly decent golfer he’s doing the commentary instead of being on tour?

He was a better QB than announcer.

Never was a hater when he played.

Edited by slorch

You can’t see how bad it was here but the reaction from other players kinda let’s you know it’s bad…

 

The HC for Denver is a dumb mofo. I can name most Surlies that could easily Coach better than this bullshitZ

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