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Semi Crashes, spills a Load of Dildos and Lube in Oklahoma City

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Well life is a highway and now you can ride it all night long 

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Ironically, nobody is getting off at that exit

Having spent four years only an hour away from OKC, that is definitely an improvement.  

Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo(s).

Edited by Bobby_Batronic

Anybody got Bob Stoops private jet on flight aware yet?

And in other news, Bob Stoops was seen picking up roadside litter in OKC today.  Sources say his love for the state of Oklahoma has no limits, and that he was panting and frothing at the mouth while helping clean up and setting a pace that Teddy Lehman couldn't manage.

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

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all these years later and I still laugh out loud at this.  

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I don't know what caused the wreck, but someone definitely got rear-ended. 

Which one ya want, coach?  How big?

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42 minutes ago, Nivek said:

all these years later and I still laugh out loud at this.  

It's always the green hat guy at the end that starts the giggles

only about 20 miles from their final destination that's a fuckin bummer man

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

Ironically, nobody is getting off at that exit

I am sitting on the shitter at work, reading this thread, and this post made me laugh way too loud. Thankfully, no one else is in here to hear me. 

11 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

It's always the green hat guy at the end that starts the giggles

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this is the one that always gets me

Guessing that was after game party supplies for Nebraska game tomorrow.

6 hours ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Sources cannot confirm or deny Bob Stoops at the scene of the crash.

User name may check out.  Not sure of dildo brand names. 

6 hours ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo(s).

What movie is this from?

Dear Oklahoma,

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Take a few deep breaths and you'll get through this. 

2 hours ago, Superhero said:

What movie is this from?

I’m not supposed to break that rule. 

11 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Ironically, nobody is getting off at that exit

On the contrary, someone lost their load

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