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#51
5 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Max Johnson needs a nickname, like Mark "The Rifleman" Farris or Reggie "Real Deal" McNeal. 

How about...

Max "Following Johnny to Fat Canadian Stacks" Johnson?

or

Max "1.5x Better Than Quinn" Johnson?

Someone clever could incorporate Johnson being a dick somehow.

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#52

Max Johnson in College Station is what, three inches?

#53

I fucking love how they are favored

I love how Espin isnt going to stop talking about them and the QB change

I love how they are the only big game of the weekend, night game

Go Canes!

 

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#55
7 minutes ago, Zeus said:

I fucking love how they are favored

I love how Espin isnt going to stop talking about them and the QB change

I love how they are the only big game of the weekend, night game

Go Canes!

 

Nobody beats aggy at Pyle field at night. 

 

 

#57
59 minutes ago, Zeus said:

I fucking love how they are favored

I love how Espin isnt going to stop talking about them and the QB change

Guy on the FSU/Louisville broadcast hyping this game for Sat night said Kyle Field alone is worth 6 points, which just means that App St is actually 9 points better than aggy.

Snicker.

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#58

Unfortunately for us (and everyone who enjoys being amused) "da U" is only a shell of what they used to be in their heyday and it will take Crystalball a while to get them competitive again.

#59

Yes, please go with Max Johnson and keep Fatheree at RT to protect his blind side. I see this not ending well at all.

#61
2 hours ago, Zeus said:

I fucking love how they are favored. I love how Espin isnt going to stop talking about them and the QB change.  I love how they are the only big game of the weekend, night game.     Go Canes!

 

Wow, wasn't aware aggy favored...

The No. 24 Texas A&M Aggies (1-1) host the No. 13 Miami Hurricanes (2-0) at Kyle Field on Saturday, September 17, 2022.  The Aggies are favored, but by less than a touchdown (-6), versus the Hurricanes. The over/under for this game is 44.5 points.

#64
8 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Max Johnson needs a nickname, like Mark "The Rifleman" Farris or Reggie "Real Deal" McNeal. 

How about...

Max "Following Johnny to Fat Canadian Stacks" Johnson?

or

Max "1.5x Better Than Quinn" Johnson?

I already thought it was a screen name for a porn star. Why would he need anything else? 

#65

I don’t care how shitty Miami looks in two games missing key players. Aggy LITERALLY lost to Appalachian State. Last weekend. 2022. 

#67
I don’t care how shitty Miami looks in two games missing key players. Aggy LITERALLY lost to Appalachian State. Last weekend. 2022. 

It’s college football bro. If you think a aggy loss is a lock wager your next 12 house payments.
#68
2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Sadly, aggy wins, but Miami covers the 5.5 

Boooo this man, booòoo,, go Canes drag aggy through their sewer infested ponds...

#69
1 hour ago, markstanco said:

After last week are they still doing the midnight yell?

It is aggy you know...

#70
1 hour ago, markstanco said:


It’s college football bro. If you think a aggy loss is a lock wager your next 12 house payments.

Did I say it was a lock? No. The confidence in them doing anything besides diarrheaing themselves on the field for a third week is just unwarranted until proven otherwise 

#71
 
Wow, wasn't aware aggy favored...
The No. 24 Texas A&M Aggies (1-1) host the No. 13 Miami Hurricanes (2-0) at Kyle Field on Saturday, September 17, 2022.  The Aggies are favored, but by less than a touchdown (-6), versus the Hurricanes. The over/under for this game is 44.5 points.

I don’t get why every pundit thinks Kyle Field is an advantage. Every P5 team, and many G5 teams, regularly beats aggy ass in that shit box.
#72
11 hours ago, Deej said:

Max Johnson in College Station is what, three inches?

Are you fucking retarded?
Well, do you know what they say
about retards...
they have huge cocks
and superhuman strength.
Well, congratulations,
you're definitely not retarded.

#74
17 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Max Johnson needs a nickname, like Mark "The Rifleman" Farris or Reggie "Real Deal" McNeal. 

How about...

Max "Following Johnny to Fat Canadian Stacks" Johnson?

or

Max "1.5x Better Than Quinn" Johnson?

Max "because of me LSU won" Johnson. You know it's coming and just like in Baton Rouge last year it'll be Max's fault when aggy loses again. 

#78

Word on the street is they were out at Prairie View?

LMAO Jimbo has completely lost this locker room.

#79
1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

Word on the street is they were out at Prairie View?

LMAO Jimbo has completely lost this locker room.

As a Black, I’d rather party at PV than at Northgate (or whatever the fuck it’s called in C-Stat) too.

#81

This should be an epic beatdown tonight.  Gonna tape up the bottom of my TV to avoid the scores and take this in from start to finish after our game.

#83
21 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

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Source on this appears to be #RapeAggy - not sure where he got it from.

 

#84

A lot of talk about how Miami isnt as good as their ranking indicates… they’re playing aggy that has shown what, exactly?


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#85
Source on this appears to be #RapeAggy - not sure where he got it from.
 

Why does Liucci think anyone is actually scared to meet with him face to face?


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#88
9 minutes ago, ALexusTexus7 said:


Why does Liucci think anyone is actually scared to meet with him face to face?


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"Meet me at my office, where I'll have people ready to pretend to hold me back."

#89
1 minute ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

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Add in Chris Marshall to the confirmed report. Aggy isn’t winning.


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Hahahahahaaha. Don’t care got Jimbo. 
Why don’t they serve their suspension agains UMass?  That’s SECX3 standard procedure. 

#90
16 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Sadly, aggy wins, but Miami covers the 5.5 

In light of the recent testimony from Tarp and Chin Pubes:

 

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#92
10 minutes ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

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Add in Chris Marshall to the confirmed report. Aggy isn’t winning.


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December?  Why would they wait?

#96
1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Tough guy Looch

 

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Big talk from a “man” that can’t comprehend how to use an apostrophe. 

#97
18 minutes ago, ALexusTexus7 said:

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Add in Chris Marshall to the confirmed report. Aggy isn’t winning.


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#98

It’s not that they weren’t at the hotel, they just ran out of curfew.

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#99
54 minutes ago, Pancho said:

As a Black, I’d rather party at PV than at Northgate (or whatever the fuck it’s called in C-Stat) too.

As a normal white person, so would I. 

#100

I gotta admit I’m almost more interested in the aggy game tonight. If they get pounded the meltdown is going to be an all-timer. And they can’t fire that wee little coach.

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