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Just now, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Miami is not a top 25 team. 

Nope.  They will probably go like 8-4 and that is because they play a crap schedule in the ACC.

Roller coaster goes back up a little bit. Tick, Tick, Tick. 

Who’s that kid with Jimbo?


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His wife’s boy toy

The only games aggy is gonna win this year will be when they can hold the opponent to like 10 points.

Just now, redshirtexas said:

Who’s that kid with Jimbo?


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Isn’t that his dumbass nephew that got punched by the LSU coach?

Did I just hear aggy play Mo Bamba over their PA system at home?

It’s what everybody else is doing

Ahhh Aggy not falling off rollercoaster yet... 

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Just now, redshirtexas said:

Who’s that kid with Jimbo?


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That's Jimbo. 

Cristobal is one of the worst game managers I've ever seen. 

Down 8 points with 4 minutes to play and he's running the clock all the way down to 5 seconds on 2nd and 30. He did a lot of of other dumb shit in the game too. 

1 minute ago, redshirtexas said:

Who’s that kid with Jimbo?


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His ex-wife’s kid. Jimbo refuses to get paternity test

2 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

Why does aggy never play a road game 

Seriously wtf. How many road games do they even have?

32 minutes ago, elfenix said:

miami doesn't seem to understand that touchdowns (+xp) are worth 7 but field goals are only worth 3

Cristobal is a fucking retard. 

The announcers are talking about beating Miami like this was a Michael Irvin or Ed Reed Miami team.  It’s like saying OU was great for beating a Nebraska team that hasn’t been good for what, 2 decades.  

4-8 for them this year. SEC schedule too much


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2 minutes ago, wood said:

Seriously wtf. How many road games do they even have?

4 plus the neutral field against Arky.  The 4 games are Miss St, Bama, SC and Auburn so not exactly a murderers row they have to face on the road.  

They look bad. They’ll have to bust ass to be 500 this year.

4 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Cristobal is one of the worst game managers I've ever seen. 

Down 8 points with 4 minutes to play and he's running the clock all the way down to 5 seconds on 2nd and 30. He did a lot of of other dumb shit in the game too. 

Just poorly coached, offense looks like some Watson shit

Just now, redshirtexas said:

4-8 for them this year. SEC schedule too much


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Auburn florida and scar are even more ass than aggy. 

1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

4 plus the neutral field against Arky.  The 4 games are Miss St, Bama, SC and Auburn so not exactly a murderers row they have to face on the road.  

“Neutral field” 

4 minutes ago, wood said:

The only games aggy is gonna win this year will be when they can hold the opponent to like 10 points.

Offense really only scored 10 points. 7 came off a fumble on a punt return inside the redzone. 

Miami beat themselves. A blocked FG, another missed FG, and then a fumbled punt return. Plus, the normal shitty game management from Cristobal. 

Johnson was better than King, but it's like debating basement vs cellar.

How in today's transfer world could a Cristobal coached team in Miami not have capable WRs??

Miami looked like a better team that really didn't want to be there.

Good god they changed QBs and he got them 3 more points than the other QB. Eventually they’ll realize it’s a Jimbo problem 

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Miami looked like a better team that really didn't want to be there.

They are in College Station.  Do you blame them?

I'm trying to understand what Miami was doing in this game down 8 points and running the clock down with under 5 minutes.

Have they never practiced hurry up or is Cristobal that stupid? Even the broadcasters were confused when they ran the clock all the way down on the last punt. 

That’s, uh, 2.7 football fields of offense with no touchdowns.

4 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Offense really only scored 10 points. 7 came off a fumble on a punt return inside the redzone. 

Miami beat themselves. A blocked FG, another missed FG, and then a fumbled punt return. Plus, the normal shitty game management from Cristobal. 

Cristoball looked like a deer in the headlights. Being a HC is too big for him.

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14 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

cristobal's O is worse than Jimbo's.

Dude, yes. It's amazing that Jimbo and Mario are basically one in the same. Buy players but can't coach for shit. 

Cristobal was an awful game day coach at Oregon too. Just recruited his ass off and beat OSU that one time.

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Ole miss pirate Bama will be L

maybe arky lsu

theyll beat Fla scar and barn. 
 

7-5 or 8-4

6 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Cristobal was an awful game day coach at Oregon too. Just recruited his ass off and beat OSU that one time.

I am so tired of hearing that Cristobal, Jimbo, Saban, Smart and Pruitt are great recruiters.

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2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I am so tired of hearing that Cristobal, Jimbo, Saban, Smart and Pruitt are great recruiters.

Exactly. They're purchasers 

15 minutes ago, wood said:

Cristoball looked like a deer in the headlights. Being a HC is too big for him.

Too big for Jimbo too. Good for them their employers don’t know that.

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Just an ugly game all around. Miami and their play calling didn't deserve to win but man that muffed punt was the only difference. Without that 12-10 would have been the final. Both teams suck from what I can tell

Miami hasn't played anyone and damn they suck 

I only caught a little of the game, but what I saw looked like two pretty bad teams playing each other basically evenly.  I haven’t watched Troy at all this year, but I’m thinking that Troy would beat both of them.

5 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Miami's qb is worse than King and Johnson. Let that sit in. 

I think he is 40 yrs old and was recruited off a farm.

He's gonna be in the portal 2 seconds after it opens.

54 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I think he is 40 yrs old and was recruited off a farm.

They did a segment on him early in the game. Sang his praises. He was terrible. 

Any competent FBS team should have put up 30+ on aggy which was missing 4 defensive backs.  

7 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Evan stewart lit up that stat box I see

He and Rufus were on a leave of absence.

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