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6 minutes ago, Loop 1604 said:

Mixed feelings today for the ultimate helicopter dad? 
 

 

No moreso than last year. 

If there is a God Venables will find a way to fuck this one away. 

But I've watched enough Texas football to know that there either isn't a God or he's disinterested. 

OUsux choking on Nebraska's limp glizzy would be an exceptional start to this day of collegiate athletics.

 

Fuck the gooners and Nebraska can eat a dick.

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It is storming in Lincoln at the moment, but its supposed to clear up before kickoff. 

Huskers kept it to a one score game at OU last year. The Sooners have a new coach. Struggling teams often raise their game after their coach gets fired. I’ll be surprised if the Huskers don’t keep it close today. This is their Super Bowl. If they can just limit penalties and not turn the ball over, maybe get a couple takeaways, they’ll have a chance.

I’ll bet Nebraska fans are glad Bob Stoops isn’t on the Big Noon Kickoff crew and won’t be leading Sooner fans in cheers like he did last year in Norman. 

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3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Huskers kept it to a one score game at OU last year. The Sooners have a new coach. Struggling teams often raise their game after their coach gets fired. I’ll be surprised if the Huskers don’t keep it close today. This is their Super Bowl. If they can just limit penalties and not turn the ball over, maybe get a couple takeaways, they’ll have a chance.

I’ll bet Nebraska fans are glad Bob Stoops isn’t on the Big Noon Kickoff crew and won’t be leading Sooner fans in cheers like he did last year in Norman. 

BV’s first road game and the emotional bump Nebraska should play with makes this very interesting. I think OU is better on both lines though, so we’ll see what happens. 

OUsucks needs to win for our SoS.  On the other hand (this one), a meteor strike would not make anyone weep.

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3 minutes ago, TOR said:

OUsucks needs to win for our SoS

Are you fucking serious? OU needs to lose every game they play from now until the end of time. Wanting them to win for strength of schedule in week 3 is some fucking aggy shit. I hope Nebraska beats them 70-0. 

Won’t get the ratings Texas had, but hopefully Nebraska rallies to beat ou! Go Corn!

OUsucks needs to win for our SoS.  On the other hand (this one), a meteor strike would not make anyone weep.

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dangit, yeah

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Will Venables “Charlie Strong” the coin toss? Remains to be seen. 

2 minutes ago, Loop 1604 said:

suck my dick GIF
 

Good lord. That’s the worst I’ve ever seen anyone perform that gesture. She’s not just unfunny when she speaks. She also sucks at pantomime. Which is weird because here her pantomime is supposed to be about sucking and she can’t even get that right. 

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Good lord. That’s the worst I’ve ever seen anyone perform that gesture. She’s not just unfunny when she speaks. She also sucks at pantomime. Which is weird because here her pantomime is supposed to be about sucking and she can’t even get that right. 

Why don’t you show us all how to do it correctly? 

8 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Good lord. That’s the worst I’ve ever seen anyone perform that gesture. She’s not just unfunny when she speaks. She also sucks at pantomime. Which is weird because here her pantomime is supposed to be about sucking and she can’t even get that right. 

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3 minutes ago, Pdawg88 said:

Why don’t you show us all how to do it correctly? 

I could. The idea is that you have to create the illusion that there’s something physically connected between your hand and the bulge you create in your cheek with your tongue. I’m not going to waste my time googling a better gif. There must be thousands out there. But when I do it I’ll go from side-to-side and roll my tongue up under my lip when I do. It always gets great laughs.

I’ll bet she can’t even keep her hands on an even plane when she pretends she’s inside an invisible box.

Hate both teams, but I like Mickey Joseph. Would be huge for him to knock off OU in his first game as HC.  

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I could. The idea is that you have to create the illusion that there’s something physically connected between your hand and the bulge you create in your cheek with your tongue. I’m not going to waste my time googling a better gif. There must be thousands out there. But when I do it I’ll go from side-to-side and roll my tongue up under my lip when I do. It always gets great laughs.

I’ll bet she can’t even keep her hands on an even plane when she pretends she’s inside an invisible box.

Sexy Alison Brie GIF

6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I could. The idea is that you have to create the illusion that there’s something physically connected between your hand and the bulge you create in your cheek with your tongue. I’m not going to waste my time googling a better gif. There must be thousands out there. But when I do it I’ll go from side-to-side and roll my tongue up under my lip when I do. It always gets great laughs.

I’ll bet she can’t even keep her hands on an even plane when she pretends she’s inside an invisible box.

You sure know a lot about giving imaginary head. 

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7 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I could. The idea is that you have to create the illusion that there’s something physically connected between your hand and the bulge you create in your cheek with your tongue. I’m not going to waste my time googling a better gif. There must be thousands out there. But when I do it I’ll go from side-to-side and roll my tongue up under my lip when I do. It always gets great laughs.

I’ll bet she can’t even keep her hands on an even plane when she pretends she’s inside an invisible box.

Wasn’t expecting such eroticism this early. 

37 minutes ago, TOR said:

OUsucks needs to win for our SoS. 

 

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I took Nebraska +11 because why not and fuck OU.  

Grew up an OU fan, Pruitt, Selmon Bros., etc…. Loved this rivalry back in the day, shame what’s happened to it. 

As amusing as it would be for ou to fuck around and screw this game up, it will be a buttfucking of epic proportions. Nebraska is awful. 

good news is Charles Thompson gets to root against his son one more time. 

Lol. I wonder how many of those top 4 Heisman candidate QBs Crouch has ever actually watched play. 

I took Nebraska +11 because why not and fuck OU.  

Feel like it’s either going to be OU by 40 or come down to the last possession.
Just now, gmr548 said:


Feel like it’s either going to be OU by 40 or come down to the last possession.

That means I have a 50/50 chance.

16 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

You sure know a lot about giving imaginary head. 

I know enough about comedy to know that Kristen Wiig has never been funny and I find her pathetic attempts at it offensive. I’d never seen her attempt that pantomime before. Jesus, she’s just a disaster at everything. I’m endlessly amazed that she has a career at all. 

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I know enough about comedy to know that Kristen Wiig has never been funny and I find her pathetic attempts at it offensive. I’d never seen her attempt that pantomime before. Jesus, she’s just a disaster at everything. I’m endlessly amazed that she has a career at all. 

No Way Wow GIF

13 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Feel like it’s either going to be OU by 40 or come down to the last possession.

This OU team isn't beating them by 40. 

18 minutes ago, SDG said:

I took Nebraska +11 because why not and fuck OU.  

I’d say that’s a safe bet. Vegas wants you to bet on OU and the money is going about 2:1 on the Sooners. It’s been a good year for the underdogs and, just going by the result of last year’s game on the road, why shouldn’t we expect the Huskers to do that well as home dogs? This is their season. They definitely want this more.

They’ve lost so many big games by one score recently. I think there’s a chance they could win outright. And even if they lose, is Venables going to kick them when they’re down and run up the score? I don’t see it. There’s also the possibility of a backdoor cover which is good for some percentage points. I think that’s the right bet. 

I always thought those seats at below field level at Memorial Stadium were weird. Like what are those people doing down there?

24 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

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The fuck is up with her Left nostril?  Did Buttermaker shove half her mustache up it? 

8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

The fuck is up with her Left nostril?  Did Buttermaker shove half her mustache up it? 

Stink eye

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