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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I could. The idea is that you have to create the illusion that there’s something physically connected between your hand and the bulge you create in your cheek with your tongue. I’m not going to waste my time googling a better gif. There must be thousands out there. But when I do it I’ll go from side-to-side and roll my tongue up under my lip when I do. It always gets great laughs.

I’ll bet she can’t even keep her hands on an even plane when she pretends she’s inside an invisible box.

And they said my Metoprolol prescription might hinder my ability to achieve an erection.

 

Not today, Mr Metoprolol!

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1 hour ago, TOR said:

OUsucks needs to win for our SoS.  

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Okay guys, hear me out....

..... would it be crazy if Nebraska plays really well today? Like their best game and complete performance from every position group? What if Scott Frost was literally the one thing holding this team back. What if they just fixed Nebraska football by firing Scott Frost last week?

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

 

Harsh, bro.  Data brings it.

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49 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

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is this idiot reggie bush?.....he just picked  kNebraska as did urbie the pizza man

The rare game where I am simultaneously rooting against both teams. 


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tee hee ousucks

This is such a great white trash rivalry. 

am I suppose to be sitting here thinking "oh yea Mickey Joseph kNebraska has something now" while pretending he was not a part of this steaming pile of shit for a while?

Holy crap OUsucks defense can't spell it.

Man, as much as Nebraska sucks, it’s fun to see them play an old rival compared to a bunch of big 10 teams that don’t give a shit about them.

OU acquaintances go to Lincoln for the game. First picture posted on FB half the table has the horns down. Rent free for eternity. Fuck em. 

CORN!

We can't lose to this shitty OU team. We just can't. I'll die. 

no point in watching until 2nd Half Casey is on the field. that guy is a different animal

2 hours ago, TOR said:

OUsucks needs to win for our SoS.  On the other hand (this one), a meteor strike would not make anyone weep.

Those muthafuckas need to lose today, tomorrow and any other time they play. Even if it's practice. 

Fuck ou.

Right down their F’ing throat.

Just now, crum said:

no point in watching until 2nd Half Casey is on the field. that guy is a different animal

This. Oh look, first half Casey dropping dimes. Lmao 

17 got his feet in quicksand 

8 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

So what medieval disease does venebels have anyway?

Asshole plague

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Lmao I hope ou gets blown out. 

They’ll lose.  Blowout definitely a possibility.  Everything set up for a disaster.  If asshole Frost could have squeaked by Georgia Southern…

I can picture Frost  watching this game on his pile of $15 million, tears rolling off his blotchy face right into his tub of Häagen-Dazs. 

OU qb is trash. D going to be gashed/gassed. Lebby better get the ground game going

With Casey, it's not the going up early that's the problem. It's hold the lead by not turning the ball over. We're all Corn today.

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

I can picture Frost  watching this game on his pile of $15 million, tears rolling off his blotchy face right into his tub of Häagen-Dazs. 


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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

We’re going to assfuck OU.

The gold cowboy hat will look good on top of the mullet.

Jesus—if The Mullet is healthy, we are absolutely going to push Mobilehoma’s shit in.

OUsucks trainer going to be fined for those shoes.

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

With Casey, it's not the going up early that's the problem. It's hold the lead by not turning the ball over. We're all Corn today.

He had no turnovers and 4 TDs last week. I think he’s just voodoo cursed to lose games.

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