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1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:
4 minutes ago, Js1 said:
Nebraska is bad. They’re not remotely close to below average. They’ll probably never be good again. The national media waiting around for them to return to the glory days will be waiting until the sun explodes and consumes Earth. 

How did they become good in the first place in their glory days? Middle of the cornfield school in Nebraska. No real ties to any good recruiting pipelines, or that I know of.

$$$ and early steroid adoption?

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:
4 minutes ago, Js1 said:
Nebraska is bad. They’re not remotely close to below average. They’ll probably never be good again. The national media waiting around for them to return to the glory days will be waiting until the sun explodes and consumes Earth. 

How did they become good in the first place in their glory days? Middle of the cornfield school in Nebraska. No real ties to any good recruiting pipelines, or that I know of.

Money and steroids.

Busting out trick plays to beat their ass into oblivion. Hilarious.

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:
4 minutes ago, Js1 said:
Nebraska is bad. They’re not remotely close to below average. They’ll probably never be good again. The national media waiting around for them to return to the glory days will be waiting until the sun explodes and consumes Earth. 

How did they become good in the first place in their glory days? Middle of the cornfield school in Nebraska. No real ties to any good recruiting pipelines, or that I know of.

They had some weird scholarship deal that was funded within the state that didn't count against their numbers.  NCAA closed the loophole and here we are.  I may be completely wrong though.

OU pulling out all the stops --looking to fuck NU up.  

Just now, Texas St. Armadillos said:

They had some weird scholarship deal that was funded within the state that didn't count against their numbers.  NCAA closed the loophole and here we are.  I may be completely wrong though.

Big 12 closed it I believe

1 minute ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

They had some weird scholarship deal that was funded within the state that didn't count against their numbers.  NCAA closed the loophole and here we are.  I may be completely wrong though.

"county scholarships"

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
7 minutes ago, Js1 said:
Nebraska is bad. They’re not remotely close to below average. They’ll probably never be good again. The national media waiting around for them to return to the glory days will be waiting until the sun explodes and consumes Earth. 

How did they become good in the first place in their glory days? Middle of the cornfield school in Nebraska. No real ties to any good recruiting pipelines, or that I know of.

I’m wondering the same thing

Just now, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Gabriel can play though.  I’m not confident we win without Quinn.

Meh. Dude has a Nolan Ryan windup.

3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Why would anybody pick Nebraska to win this game? 

They lost to Northwestern and Georgia Southern. They were also in a battle with North Dakota for about 3 quarters. This team is pitiful. 

Until now, not like they've been blown out. No matter who the play they seem to always be within a score at the end

 

Nebraska was able to take partial qualifiers that Pac-10 schools rejected. That loophole is gone.

Is Mathis even playing?

1 minute ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Gabriel can play though.  I’m not confident we win without Quinn.

The Nebraska defense is a joke. They gave up 45 points and 409 yards passing to Georgia Southern. 

6 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Venables is an asshole. Schmidt is an asshole. I just don’t see them getting/ keeping super blues

Sometimes we see what we want to, brother.  

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Until now, not like they've been blown out. No matter who the play they seem to always be within a score at the end

 

Herman is perfect for the job then 

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Just now, ajax said:

Is Mathis even playing?

He is. He’s no where near what he was. He looks slow and too heavy. 

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Until now, not like they've been blown out. No matter who the play they seem to always be within a score at the end

 

Because they've played 3 bad teams and they're still 1-2. 

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

Sometimes we see what we want to, brother.  

I’ve seen them both up close in action. We will see

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Nebraska is bad. They’re not remotely close to below average. They’ll probably never be good again. The national media waiting around for them to return to the glory days will be waiting until the sun explodes and consumes Earth. 

this will be the fault of Texas right?

Is it too much to hope BlowU chokes this game away and gives Nebby false hope for the rest of the season?

Yes, it's too much to ask, I need to aim a bit lower. For some reason the good Lord hates the children of the Corn more than sisterfucking cock smokers. Imagine that..

2 minutes ago, ousux said:

Is it too much to hope BlowU chokes this game away and gives Nebby false hope for the rest of the season?

Yes, it's too much to ask, I need to aim a bit lower. For some reason the good Lord hates the children of the Corn more than sisterfucking cock smokers. Imagine that..

Going to need more than hope. 

A team that gave up nearly 50 points and 409 passing yards to Georgia Southern isn't going to beat anybody with a pulse. 

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5 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Nebraska was able to take partial qualifiers that Pac-10 schools rejected. That loophole is gone.

Pay the man his money 

25 minutes ago, JMFP said:

Surly has a bad habit of making judgements based on the first drive... 

I said that before the game. And I'll stand by it. 

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4 minutes ago, Constant said:

Was that guy crying?

 

I’m not pulling for BlowU but I would love for College Gameday to be in Dallas Oct 8

So weird. I thought for sure Casey would step up admist crisis and lead his team to redemption.

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

So weird. I thought for sure Casey would step up admist crisis and lead his team to redemption.

Hopefully he saved some time and boxed up his locker pregame. 

7 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Nebraska was able to take partial qualifiers that Pac-10 schools rejected. That loophole is gone.

yep. they were big in Cali with that and the Texas pipeline went away when they went to Big 10.

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I said that before the game. And I'll stand by it. 

Alright they might lose by 40. 

you know you are bad when your own field is working against you

For those asking how Nebraska was ever good…it’s easy.

They were a team of psychopaths, murderers and rapists with the collective IQ of a rock.  Do you see any of that today?  Urban is the man to bring them back to that.  I hope they hire him and it incinerates the program.

Edited by Fondren & Main

13 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

They had some weird scholarship deal that was funded within the state that didn't count against their numbers.  NCAA closed the loophole and here we are.  I may be completely wrong though.

You didn't know Lawrence Phillips was a poor dirt farmer's son taking one of the county scholarships?

that "oh incomplete" moan reminded me of the start of "oh me so horny"

7 minutes ago, Constant said:

 

She’s got to be a 10 in Nebraska. Dude better man up 

I don’t think there is even 1 good player on this Nebraska team. 2-10 might be best case scenario.

7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

That guy is getting pegged tonight.

He’s getting pegged right now too.

Somehow, even with 'brasky being terrible at defense they keep getting in the backfield.

🤣🤣🤣 fucking kickers 

holding them to a missed field goal attempt here is the kind of physiological thing that a guy like Mickey Joseph can build on at the half!

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