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  • I thought it was obvious we had a big letdown first half. Just played half asleep. Got caught napping.  That we were able to turn it on and win by 21 after being down 10 is not what this team cou

  • Sark was apologizing for having Traylor’s car towed at halftime 

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Gary Patterson should lock PK in the locker room bathroom during halftime

1 minute ago, DoubleQuarterPounder said:

Arky getting their shit pushed in 

Nah tsip, them Fighting Texum Aggies are about to take the field!

Just now, longhornmatt said:

It was PI.  The bad call was last week when it wasn’t PI when Bama did it.  

This QB seems like he’s actually good, and this probably isn’t going to stop.

The QB is good with no protection. We are giving him all day and a running game. We are losing this game on both LOS right now. 

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Patterson is fuckin' up tonight...

Patterson’s not the DC. 

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2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Our defense couldn’t steal a slice of pizza from a Mr. Gattis buffet open at midnight managed by a blind mute.

This is what happens when GP doesnt spend 4 months game planning for utsa

Just now, redshirtexas said:

Patterson will be DC before too long


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Better be tonight 

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Defense major letdown. They got up for Alabama and have the ability to be great but can't get it together

Texas football in a nutshell

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Our defense couldn’t steal a slice of pizza from a Mr. Gattis buffet open at midnight managed by a blind mute.

I don't know about now but I could pull this off in '94 except Double Daves and the manager was an obese woman with a neck beard who saw everything and had much to say. 

I remember y'all laughing at me when I said we'd start the season 1-2. Y'all still laughin'? Because I'm not fucking laughing.

Traylor already been squawking in the refs ear since 1st quarter. The bad news is that UTSA keeps fighting until the refs call the game. So hopefully, we will wake the fuck up.

Brady is averaging 2.8 yards per carry and LHN announcers are acting like UTSA is 05 Nebraska 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Say what you want about our D Harris is playing his fucking ass off. He's been flawless. 

6th year senior will do that. Also they have legitimately good receivers. No idea why Texas fans thought this was a cakewalk.

Lol at Sam Acho saying Brady “walked into the end zone untouched” as they replay of him bouncing off a tackle and diving into the end zone plays. 

I’m just getting home from racing ironman Maryland.  Why I’m the fuck does utsa have 10 and why are we losing 

Just now, MillerEP said:

Gary Patterson should lock PK in the locker room bathroom during halftime

Why?  Let him keep going and he might get a promotion.

1 minute ago, deech said:

I don't know that I want it, but if anyone has a link  - first two didn't work for me

Just take my word for it. Don’t 

Just now, Get ln My Van said:

It’s miserable listening to Galindo practically cheering for UTSA

Mute the bastard. That's what I did. Tried Craig Way, but way out of sync. Silence is better than Galindo and Acho.

7 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Texas looks look like last year. 

Yes. 
 

Also I’m going to have to mute. Jesus

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

It was definitely PI.

That 50/50 hand fighting happens on every single end zone fade.

Did we at least have a good week of practice?

absolutely worst coached team ever

Oh

They need to watch that front line drifting back before the ball is kicked. Wouldn't be surprised to see a surprise onside kick at some point if it continues.
Did nobody listen to what I said?!?!?

Oh they are fucking us in the eyeholes.

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