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2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Active stream? Just left the bar. 

You may be making a mistake.

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Can we give Wright a series atleast??  Might be a improvement over Card. 

2 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

My eyes have monkey pox after watching that half of football

My eyes are nothing compared to my ears having to listen to Lowell and Acho that half. I honestly can’t think of a worse possible pairing than those two dumbfucks. 

I don’t understand why the DBs have gone back to giving such huge cushions to these receivers. 

Utsa has an automatic win by putting the Alamo on their helms, but put some stupid numbers there instead

Just now, Hook1997 said:

Can we give Wright a series atleast??  Might be a improvement over Card. 

It won’t be. Wish Roschon was a threat to at least make the short passes

11 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Hold the ball that long, bound to be holding on the line 

go outside the tackle box and bound to be holding

They are averaging around 3.2 a rush, even with the big runs by thier QB. The problem is that our corners are still playing with a cushion even though we all know that they want the ball to get out fast.

30 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

zeus: the stupidest god

God of overreaction to mediocrity

 

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Galindo has been totally slobbering over UTSA's nob.

Just now, Burt Macklin said:

My eyes are nothing compared to my ears having to listen to Lowell and Acho that half. I honestly can’t think of a worse possible pairing than those two dumbfucks. 

how about Acho & Acho? 

5 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

I thought their OL was supposed to suck and our dl would dominate. 

Turns out, it’s the other way around

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

This defense has no answer for that UTSA QB's passing 

Pressing at the line of scrimmage would help imo. They are giving him lots of cushion to make easy pitch and catch completions.

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

Can we give Wright a series atleast??  Might be an improvement over Card. 

Wish y’all wouId stop saying this!! It’s probably a good reason he’s not in

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

This defense has no answer for that UTSA QB's passing 

Agree but think Patterson/PK will make needed adjustments.

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

They are averaging around 3.2 a rush, even with the big runs by thier QB. The problem is that our corners are still playing with a cushion even though we all know that they want the ball to get out fast.

That’s coached. We saw it all year last year.

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

Can we give Wright a series atleast??  Might be a improvement over Card. 

Yeah or just go RoJo the rest of the game and run it down their ass and get out with a dub. 

RoJo can throw it if they are going to completely stack the box

Just now, D3zii said:

Wish y’all wouId stop saying this!! It’s probably a good reason he’s not in

He sucks. It’s embarrassing to our program that’s the backup option right now 

7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

I wonder what the deepest pass in the air we completed was? 8 yards would be my guess. 

19

Just now, pacman said:

Pressing at the line of scrimmage would help imo. They are giving him lots of cushion to make easy pitch and catch completions.

PK hates man/press. I never see us do it

1 minute ago, ONE YARD said:

I’m just happy with a one point win   We need to just survive till Ewers is back 

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3 minutes ago, Basil said:

I was worried Sark had been spending all his time scheming against Alabama to the detriment of the rest of the schedule.

What kind of fucking "scheming" should he need to do against a goddamn G5 team?!?  The problem is that WE are the Alabama for UTSA and they spent all THEIR time scheming against US.

Galindo has been totally slobbering over UTSA's nob.

Can't wait for this network to die because of him and only him.
14 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Card has no business being a QB if we’re being completely honest

I’m beginning to think he may not be the next Aaron Rodgers. 

Offense has been relatively fine against a jacked up UTSA. 

 

The run defense is doing its job....the pass defense is frustrating.

1 minute ago, TriStone said:

What kind of fucking "scheming" should he need to do against a goddamn G5 team?!?  The problem is that WE are the Alabama for UTSA and they spent all THEIR time scheming against US.

just as UTSA was Bama for Cougar High. 

During halftime I checked on okie st. Damn the have starters in up 62 to 7.    We need to wake the fuck up and kick roadrunner ass 

1 minute ago, Jameslaw121 said:

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air yards. Not including YAC. the 19 yard play was a 10 foot throw and was a shitty throw that needed Roschon to 1 hand catch it. 

8 minutes ago, Loop 1604 said:

Don’t be a bunch of pussies now. 
 

We got this shit. I’m thinking 45-17

 

so you honestly think that Sark- the guy who has a reputation (well deserved) for being unable to do any 2nd half adjustments, and has a losing record if tied or behind at the half, is going to somehow force this defense to actually stand up and stop a QB who is a legit dual threat?

 

you are out of your fucking mind. 

 

we might win.  and we might even win by 2 scores... but we arent blowing this shit out barring us getting 4 turnovers in a row. 

Card is so bad that there's nothing you can do passing wise.  His arm is so bad that anything beyond a dump off to a running back is a total crap shoot. 

3 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Galindo has been totally slobbering over UTSA's nob.

The only play by play guy shitty enough to make me wish Beth Mowins was on the call.

I've never paid much attention to Galindo, I tune out most announcers anyway, but is he always this excited for the opponents?

He creamed his fucking shorts when they got the onside kick.

 

WTF

1 minute ago, Tylerocks said:

I've never paid much attention to Galindo, I tune out most announcers anyway, but is he always this excited for the opponents?

He creamed his fucking shorts when they got the onside kick.

 

WTF

 

https://espnpressroom.com/us/bios/galindo_lowell/

A native of San Antonio, Texas, Galindo was graduated from Emerson College in 2003 with a bachelor’s degree in Broadcast Journalism.

Must be nice getting to come up with a defensive game plan against a QB who can't throw over 7 yards and is suddenly scared to run.

1 minute ago, Tylerocks said:

I've never paid much attention to Galindo, I tune out most announcers anyway, but is he always this excited for the opponents?

He creamed his fucking shorts when they got the onside kick.

 

WTF

He’s a dickeater to whoever we play every week 

Just now, Tylerocks said:

I've never paid much attention to Galindo, I tune out most announcers anyway, but is he always this excited for the opponents?

He creamed his fucking shorts when they got the onside kick.

 

WTF

our best guess is he is trying to put together a broadcast reel showing his ability to be neutral when Texas is playing so that when LHN folds he can find a job somewhere.

 

its got to be the only explanation.   cause hes fucking giddy anytime texas has issues. 

Watch us try the onside kick right here.  Then again, most of the kick offs this year haven’t gone much further than an onside kick. 

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1 minute ago, Tylerocks said:

I've never paid much attention to Galindo, I tune out most announcers anyway, but is he always this excited for the opponents?

I honestly think he actually believes he's gonna have a job in this industry after the LHN is gone.  How many other commentators came in and spent a year or two at LHN then moved on to bigger gigs?  Yet here he is all these years later.  Like fucking herpes.

At an out of town basketball clinic for one of my daughters and just got done.
What the fuck is going on with this horse shit?

4 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Card is so bad that there's nothing you can do passing wise.  His arm is so bad that anything beyond a dump off to a running back is a total crap shoot. 

Had Bijan wide open for 5 seconds one on one with a db on sideline. Instead scrambles right and throws 4 yrd pass to 8. 
 

when you suck, get the ball to your playmakers as quick as possible. 
 

the deep ball to worthy was an abortion. 
 

UTSA fans fully lubed. Tried to get a pic of the purse taco the pregnant chick next to me just crushed. Think I heard a crunch. Shocked. No way that’s old El Paso. 
 

*and fuck your Conte. Two decades of the same seats then moved to some bullshit. You can fuck right off 

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1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

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Mesmerizing.

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