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Anyone at DKR who can report if their fanbase sucks in person? Where are they on the Ohio State continuum?

When they were at the baseball game a couple of years ago, there was about 20 of them that were there early and were loud , obnoxious, assholes for about 2-3 innings.
The Horns took it personally and shut them up the rest of the way.


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  • I thought it was obvious we had a big letdown first half. Just played half asleep. Got caught napping.  That we were able to turn it on and win by 21 after being down 10 is not what this team cou

  • Sark was apologizing for having Traylor’s car towed at halftime 

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We got ourselves a kicker y’all. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

My friend who was declaring it over at 17-7 has been dead silent. That Traylor was shitting all over us and out coaching Sark

Hes a miserable Longhorn fan

Check out the first 20 pages of this thread lol..he wasn't alone

My friend who was declaring it over at 17-7 has been dead silent. That Traylor was shitting all over us and out coaching Sark
Hes a miserable Longhorn fan
Why you friends with @chainsaw ?

fuck happened to Mack's face?

Just now, TexArcher said:

I'll take another sack, please.

Mack will take another snack. Jesus Christ 

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

24-3 second half.  That seems good.

And yet my joy is less than full.

why does Mack have to say "sam your old coach here, coach mack brown"

 

we know who the fuck you are mack... you have a 2005 skin on the wall 

So after going down 17-7 we have outscored them 34-3? That’s decent. 

5 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Reminds me of Chris Ogbanaya.   Does everything asked of him and does it well. 

That is a good comp. I don’t know if he is an NFL RB, but the guy is just good at football. I mean that as a compliment 

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Looks like Card is going to win his first game as a starter this year.

That makes him.... undefeated as a starter in 2022.  

 

That long run he had was impressive.  Let him handle Tech next week before bringing Ewers back.

15 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Fuck these refs for disqualifying our best player on defense for our conference opener. This is going to piss me off all week

 

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

My friend who was declaring it over at 17-7 has been dead silent. That Traylor was shitting all over us and out coaching Sark

Hes a miserable Longhorn fan

What's his handle?

Fuck Mack Brown.

Mack out there killing himself on zoom

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

So we're about to go 3-0 ATS right?

Good teams win, great teams cover

How much did that Cameo by Mack cost for Sam?

Just now, Newy25 said:

So after going down 17-7 we have outscored them 34-3? That’s decent. 

Yeah. Don’t do that shit anymore tho in the first half

Way to fight horns. I’m thrilled we took their best shot and wore them down. Get ready for another teams super bowl next week.

Weren't there reports before the season opener that we would have the worst kicking game in recent memory? Card looked better, kicking game sucks, blah, blah ... lol

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Looks like Card is going to win his first game as a starter this year.

That makes him.... undefeated as a starter in 2022.  

 

That long run he had was impressive.  Let him handle Tech next week before bringing Ewers back.

Get his legs involved and he brings another dimension to the offense 

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

My friend who was declaring it over at 17-7 has been dead silent. That Traylor was shitting all over us and out coaching Sark

Hes a miserable Longhorn fan

I was there. First half was triggering

1 minute ago, naija said:

fuck happened to Mack's face?

"Nothing fucks you harder than time."
-Ser Davos

You can say it’s an ugly win but I remember lots of these in the early 80’s, love beating teams down in the second half with superior athletes. Hopefully this trend will continue although it can be frustrating early in the game.

7 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Anyone at DKR who can report if their fanbase sucks in person? Where are they on the Ohio State continuum?

Yes. They were screaming "that's Texas football, not UT football!" 

Later on they started saying "well it's 2 stars vs 5 stars. What do you expect?" 

Maybe Mack was a soccer player that just found football

Mack looks like he's trying to eat his way to Acho's old playing weight.

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

Fuck you Mack.

Piece of shit wasn't willing to pick a color other trhen UNCs either

1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:

Mack always had a gut but damn. He looks 7 months pregnant.

Butter

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

 

I love Joel. 

3 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

We got ourselves a kicker y’all. 

Yeah he is much better than we were led to believe. So long as we get the ball down he can kick it.

Man can Galindo shut the fuck up about Mack?

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

Weren't there reports before the season opener that we would have the worst kicking game in recent memory? Card looked better, kicking game sucks, blah, blah ... lol

our kickoff kicker seems suspect still. 

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