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Guys, calling a last second timeout trying to get a td is normal. Herman did it down 25 against Baylor 

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  • I thought it was obvious we had a big letdown first half. Just played half asleep. Got caught napping.  That we were able to turn it on and win by 21 after being down 10 is not what this team cou

  • Sark was apologizing for having Traylor’s car towed at halftime 

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Donta didn't have 2 games with 200 and 3 scores? 

Just now, taybo20 said:

“Bijan Johnson” might be the worst I’ve ever heard 

No.  The worst was his attempted cover to suggest he “meant” it as a the Johnson and Robinson law firm. He knew it. 

That was a pretty intense game ... for three quarters. Super impressed with UTSA, especially Harris. Aside from that one bad throw, he was accurate, made good decisions, and proved surprisingly elusive.

 

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1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Card is average as fuck. Glad he got that run in, but fuuuuuuuck. 

he's so basic, if you threw him into a vat of acid, he'd neutralize the pH

That was a pretty intense game ... for three quarters. Super impressed with UTSA, especially Harris. Aside from that one bad throw, he was accurate, made good decisions, and proved surprisingly elusive.
 

Ok, Lowell [emoji1787]
Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

That was a pretty intense game ... for three quarters. Super impressed with UTSA, especially Harris. Aside from that one bad throw, he was accurate, made good decisions, and proved surprisingly elusive.

 

He should have lost a fumble, too. 

But yeah he was the only thing that kept them in it. That and the fucking onside kick shittery.

6 minutes ago, Aslan24 said:

UTSA recovered an onside kick, ran a trick play for a touchdown to go up 17-7 and then got outscored 34-3.

That's improvement from last season. Hook 'em.

This. We probably lose this game last season or under Herman.

1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

They're having a hangover first half and playing with a backup QB who is backup QB quality. 

Card isn't a starting level QB. He's a game manager at best who throws a bad ball past 10 yds. 

Get it together and finish off this win then tough out as many wins as needed until Ewers is ready, and then the offense can open back up to what it should be and we can be the explosive team they can be. 

I expect the defense to have a much better 2nd half. 

Yep

Just now, ztejas said:

He should have lost a fumble, too. 

But yeah he was the only thing that kept them in it. That and the fucking onside kick shittery.

Don't discount the refs ability to keep them in the game.

Just now, pearlandhorn said:

This. We probably lose this game last season or under Herman.

100% loss last year. Going down 10 was basically an auto loss 

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Please God make that the last game I ever have to listen to Lowell Galindo call for Texas.

6 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I don't know how many more of these LHN-televised games I can take. Even Sam Acho is becoming difficult to listen to because Lowell is rubbing off on him like some kind of perverted frotteur.

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I don't know how many more of these LHN-televised games I can take. Even Sam Acho is becoming difficult to listen to because Lowell is rubbing off on him like some kind of perverted frotteur.

That was Emmanuel Acho on color tonight

1. Offense did what it had to do.

2. Defense pulled its head out if it's ass after letting them get the 17 early.

3. The targeting call on Overshown was total crap.

4. Whatever adjustments we made on defense at the half worked.

5. Depth is a beautiful thing 

6. Decent workmanlike effort against a team we were superior to.  Held them to a season low in points.

7. Team showed good hear and leadership not panicking early.

8. These games happen.  We responded correctly.  

9. Jeff Traylor looks alot like Herman on the sideline.

I believe it was James Street who said. " Teams would start a game feeling like they could play with us.  You could see it as the game wore on, it went from they aren't so tough, to this is OK, to oh crap here they come."

1 minute ago, ElChupacabra said:

Please God make that the last game I ever have to listen to Lowell Galindo call for Texas.

Amen

Damn Texas sucked at running the ball vs Utsa, and the Texas Dline pass rush pressure and containment was just fuckin' horrible...

1 minute ago, C-Man said:


That was Emmanuel Acho on color tonight

Nope. It was Sam Acho.

Which of y’all was it

 

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:


That was Emmanuel Acho on color tonight

Both are terrible on air. Apparently it was Sam though.

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1 minute ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

 

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Traylor would have drank Herman’s milkshake. 

5 minutes ago, SlingeroGuitaro said:

Bijan signing the little man's stuff after the eyes. Love that guy. 

After every game he’s always doing some wholesome shit on the field.

 That guy is going to make a fuckton in endorsements.

4 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

This. We probably lose this game last season or under Herman.

And under Strong... we might lose 38-7 lol.

3 minutes ago, WBT said:
frot·teur
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  1. a person who obtains sexual gratification by touching or rubbing against the clothed body of another person in a crowd.
     
    TIL

Is that wrong?

5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

he's so basic, if you threw him into a vat of acid, he'd neutralize the pH

We should try it and see. 

5 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

This. We probably lose this game last season or under Herman.

A 10 point deficit was the kiss of death for a Herman UT team. 

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:


That was Emmanuel Acho on color tonight

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Nice seeing Bjon and Card with the fans and photos 

 
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Really? I thought it was Emmanuel in the booth.
1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Which of y’all was it

 

Bevo is about the size of a Vic special. I'm just saying is all.

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:


That was Emmanuel Acho on color tonight

They had like a 7 minute segment on Sam Acho (the announcer) getting inducted into the Longhorn Hall of Fame. 

5 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Please God make that the last game I ever have to listen to Lowell Galindo call for Texas.

We got him for basketball and baseball.   

Just now, Jiggy-Z said:

Bevo is about the size of a Vic special. I'm just saying is all.

Way too many options in the UTSA section to choose from. 

Glad we got the test out of the way this week. Get that pass defense fixed before Tech

1 minute ago, C-Man said:


Really? I thought it was Emmanuel in the booth.

did you watch the game with your eyes closed?

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

They had like a 7 minute segment on Sam Acho (the announcer) getting inducted into the Longhorn Hall of Fame. 

All brothers look alike. 

J. Sanders is very impressive as a blocker. Having a legit TE will be such a welcome relief.

13 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Wonder about the handshake.  Sark was saying, "I understand" multiple times.

Traylor saying he had nothing to do with the video?

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:


That was Emmanuel Acho on color tonight

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Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

All brothers look alike. 

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2 minutes ago, Bevoette said:

Nice seeing Bjon and Card with the fans and photos 

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1 minute ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Way too many options in the UTSA section to choose from. 

Your probably right...just thinking outside of the fat box.

7 minutes ago, C-Man said:


That was Emmanuel Acho on color tonight

It was Sam. He had to leave the booth before the end of the first to get recognized in the break. 

We didn’t shit the bed in the second half, and they is a refreshing departure from last year. This would have been an L last year. 

did you watch the game with your eyes closed?

Apparently. Ha. Thought they were both there.
25 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Yeah. Don’t do that shit anymore tho in the first half

 

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