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20 minutes ago, Noozak said:

I'm sure kurt bowels will get to the bottom of it for us on Monday

"Sark, how many times did Traylor insult your mother in the post game conversation at midfield?"

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I write in response to the comments about UTSA fans.  I would like to offer a counter perspective.

I have engaged in misdeeds, debauchery, gluttony and wild rioting in their city.  Unknown statutes of limitations prevent me from elaborating in great detail but I can share this tidbit.  I know how to recover a personal vehicle from the Alamo Area Narcotics Task Force.

I raise this because it is possible that their bad behavior was either learned from me, or in response to my prior actions.  I know for a fact that others on this message board occupy a similar position.

I’m willing to tolerate their fan jackassery - kinda feel like I deserve it.  I suggest that, if anything, we might owe a general apology to the good people of San Antonio.  I’m confident I do.

 

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

With the caveat that I can't see who was open on TV that Card missed...I think all this Card criticism on here is overblown. He is accurate and strong-armed on short and intermediate routes. His mobility came up big even with his injury. He seems like a good "culture" guy, for lack of better words. 

Yes, he is awful on deep balls. I think he basically has the yips at this point. And the processing still seems subpar although again, I can't tell on TV. Pocket presence used to be a nightmare but seems to be improving.

So yeah, Ewers is clearly the guy but I'm glad to have a guy like Card as a backup, especially once he's back to full health.

The problem though is Sarkisian's offense is predicated on deep shots. It will grind to a hault against better defenses with more depth when you can't get the box light. For all the training Card has received, he still consistently throws off his back foot on the intermediate and deep shots.

16 hours ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Tbt to when Huckleberry called me a pussy for being worried about UTSA

He was right.

4 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Bijan and Rojo led the offense. 1980s Run the Ball Style.

And that’s what we’ll do until QE is back. Grind out wins 

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

"Sark, how many times did Traylor insult your mother in the post game conversation at midfield?"

Except it would sound more like this:

Steve it looked like Coach Traylor insulted your mother at the post game handshake. How will that affect your relationship with your mother and when will you see her again? Can you talk a little about that?

1 hour ago, Texasrocks said:

You're an idiot. How many 4 and 5 stars are on the UTSA roster again? Is there a single player on UTSA that Texas recruited? They had a walk on playing tackle at one point. Not a Charles Wright 3 star type of player with offers from D1 programs, a UTSA walk on. And they scored 20 points. Yes, Traylor absolutely outcoached Sark.

They came out fired up while we slept through the 1st quarter.  We then proceeded to roundly kick their ass.  Traylor scripted game plan worked, but he made no adjustments and got the ball shoved down his throat.  He had the ream ready to play, but to say he out coached Sark is hyperbole.  

1 hour ago, FloridaHorn said:

The onside kick Traylor called was a bad call that worked

Not a bad call for a double digit underdog on the road. They watched film from the first 2 games and saw that Texas was turning their backs to the kicker. It was a smart gamble 

1 hour ago, sportsbay said:

He's good.  He makes most QB's at "Blue Blood" schools look like ass.

Until he realizes the game is over and quits?

14 minutes ago, CoTex said:

I’m willing to tolerate their fan jackassery - kinda feel like I deserve it.  If anything, we might owe a general apology to the good people of San Antonio.  I’m confident I do.

 

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Yep.  Look very rarely when you lose do you outcoach the other side.  Last week MAY be a rare example where 20.5 point underdog lost by 1 with a lot of other bullshit thrown in that we don't need to rehash here where you could say the losing team "outcoached" the winning team.  But when you get beat, the other team covers and the game wasn't in question in the 4th quarter....you didn't outcoach anybody.  

1 hour ago, Yesh said:

To me on the last UTSA drive I thought they were content to run the ball and end the game, but then they ended up throwing the ball and trying to score and we were blitzing rather than playing back.  It wasn't clear which side escalated first, but I assumed that was what their conversation was about.

Looks like at the very beginning of that clip Sark says “This just happened?” Than after Sark says “That’s between you and me.” He says something like “He came right up to me.” So it sounds like they were reacting to what someone did after the game. 

Just now, TexasRenegade said:

Until he realizes the game is over and quits?

I had no issue with him coming out at that point. A win for UTSA would have been nice but at that point, it was over and they still have their goals ahead of them.  No point in getting him hurt in a 3 score loss 

2 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:

Looks like at the very beginning of that clip Sark says “This just happened?” Than after Sark says “That’s between you and me.” He says something like “He came right up to me.” So it sounds like they were reacting to what someone did after the game. 

Like a lackey for UTSA went outside the CoC, maybe

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17 hours ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Tbt to when Huckleberry called me a pussy for being worried about UTSA

I called you a pussy for thinking karma for message board posts would have anything to do with it, so you can add fucking idiot to pussy on the list of things mean old Huckleberry has called you. 

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I had no issue with him coming out at that point. A win for UTSA would have been nice but at that point, it was over and they still have their goals ahead of them.  No point in getting him hurt in a 3 score loss 

I don't know, Traylor was obviously trying to make the score look better.  All his other starters were still in....

Didn't he come out after the hit by Overshown?   Maybe he got his bell rung.

When I watched it live it looked like Sark was looking for Traylor for the handshake. Shortly after locking eyes on Traylor, someone jogged past Sark and said something that caught his attention. Sark immediately swung around to get in that ass and had to pull off so that he could shake hands with Traylor. Traylor probably asked "wtf man, what's up?" and Sark then told him to keep his cronies in check. After that, it seemed like the two coaches came to some sort of an agreement that they should handle shit like that between themselves. 

 

At least, that was my interpretation. Just watched the Traylor post game interview and man, dude seems likeable as hell. Good luck to the Roadrunners going forward. They play hard.

In fairness to Jeff he’s pretty used to wandering around the field at DKR bitching about something after a gutting loss.

56 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Here yah go in case you haven't seen it...

 

How big a boy is Traylor?  He makes Sark look small. 

11 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I called you a pussy for thinking karma for message board posts would have anything to do with it, so you can add fucking idiot to pussy on the list of things mean old Huckleberry has called you. 

Did you sulk and stew over that response over the last ~12 hrs?

1 minute ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Did you sulk and stew over that response over the last ~12 hrs?


That’s the best you can come up with after (rightfully) being called out for being a vaginal retard? It would have been better if you simply ghosted this thread. 

I knew we had a bunch of Lake Travis and Westlake honks on here, but I didn’t realize Gilmer inspired such devoted group think. 

6 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

How big a boy is Traylor?  He makes Sark look small. 

Don't know but pretty sure Sark is not a very big person. Looks like he's about 5' 9" and a fluffy 185 pounds.

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Google says Sark is 6' 2" so apparently I suck at judging size from pictures. Fuck me right?

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Here yah go in case you haven't seen it...

 

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3 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

This was an easy and trendy “upset special” for national analysts and many Surlys. We took their best “underdog with nothing to lose” shot, wobbled a little, then buckled up and beat the crap out of them the rest of the way….all with a pedestrian QB. I’m as gruntled as I could have hoped to be after 3 games.

They were definitely someone we could have lost to.  I remember on the season prediction thread, most of the people were scoffing at me for saying UTSA was not a sure thing.

11 hours ago, Chico_SA said:


You sound sort of soft


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Meh. Your program and school are trash. I will never hire anyone with a UTSA degree. 

3 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Card / Thompson don't play defense which was probably the worst in Texas history and maybe the worst in all of CFB last year.  And let's keep in mind Casey had a bad throwing hand which is a big deal for a QB or baseball pitcher (who won't play with such an injury).  Fans focus too much on the QB position, 2021 was much deeper than that. 

They had one stat:  This is the first time since 2011 we have held our first 3 opponents to 20 points or less.  We've been pretty bad on defense.

28 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I called you a pussy for thinking karma for message board posts would have anything to do with it, so you can add fucking idiot to pussy on the list of things mean old Huckleberry has called you. 

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27 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

When I watched it live it looked like Sark was looking for Traylor for the handshake. Shortly after locking eyes on Traylor, someone jogged past Sark and said something that caught his attention. Sark immediately swung around to get in that ass and had to pull off so that he could shake hands with Traylor. Traylor probably asked "wtf man, what's up?" and Sark then told him to keep his cronies in check. After that, it seemed like the two coaches came to some sort of an agreement that they should handle shit like that between themselves. 

 

At least, that was my interpretation. Just watched the Traylor post game interview and man, dude seems likeable as hell. Good luck to the Roadrunners going forward. They play hard.

 

Good post...  Yeah looks like someone from Utsa came at Sark while he was looking for Traylor to shake hands.  Appears that's part of what Sark and Traylor probably were discussing...

Not cool for whoever did that from Utsa

 

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2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

This was a vintage Mack Brown game. Mack always had close games at the half and then blew them out in the second half.

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1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Good post...  Yeah looks like someone from Utsa came at Sark while he was going to shake Traylor's hand.  Appears that's part of what they were discussing...

Not that it really matters but I'd like to know what was said to Sark. Seemed like we played a pretty straight up game. Maybe they said something about their QB "getting targeted" but that would be pathetic seeing as how our starting QB was out of the game, too.

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22 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Don't know but pretty sure Sark is not a very big person. Looks like he's about 5' 9" and a fluffy 185 pounds.

Maybe this will give you a better perspective:

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1 hour ago, Tylerocks said:

As a quick, kind of gay aside, (NTTAWWT) anyone know what the brand(Nike?) pants the staff was wearing on the sideline last night?

I assume they're some sort of nike golf pant.

I like them..

Fellas, is wearing pants gay?

4 minutes ago, D_Goose said:

Maybe this will give you a better perspective:

 

Not gonna lie, I remember seeing this picture and thinking holy fuck Jimbo really is a midget but now I think maybe Sark is just not as small as I had in my head.

Idk why anyone would think a former starting D1 quarterback not named Kyler Murray was 5’ 9”

Nvm 

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Yada, Yada, Yada, blah, blah, blah, I just want to say I love me some JWhitt, no homo, NTTAWWT, 

Feed the beast!

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Idk why anyone would think a former starting D1 quarterback not named Kyler Murray was 5’ 9”

Maybe because he's squatting 99% of the time he's on camera. Also, it looks like there's some discrepancy about his height in Google. Saw a couple places that say 6' 0" so 5' 9" doesn't seem absurd. Also, we all know football players lie about their physical stats and have been for, like, ever.

Was able to watch the highlights this morning. Feels like that onside was a wolid 14 point swing. 24-10 at half wouldn't have been a stretch imo. 

Also, isn't Sark like 50 years old? Most people start to lose bone density and begin to shrink as they age. Jimbo was once 5' 4" at his peak. Now? 4' 4" 

2 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Also, isn't Sark like 50 years old? Most people start to lose bone density and begin to shrink as they age. Jimbo was once 5' 4" at his peak. Now? 4' 4" 

Well he is a dwarf right? 

If Sark lost 3 inches due to “bone density” at age 50 he should probably be in the hospital instead of the sidelines

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Well he is a dwarf right? 

I'm not sure what the requirements are to actually be a dwarf but yeah pretty much.

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

If Sark lost 3 inches due to “bone density” at age 50 he should probably be in the hospital instead of the sidelines

You're really hung up on my inability to judge a man's height from pictures on the internet aren't you? 

Leta hear it, Hank. Tell us all exactly how tall Sark is. While you're at it, go ahead and list his weight, amount of dental fillings and which specific teeth, current status of his hemorrhoids, and, for good measure, let us know what his ideal BMI is. You're the professional here, amigo. Have at it.

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3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

If Sark lost 3 inches due to “bone density” at age 50 he should probably be in the hospital instead of the sidelines

Lost my bone density in ya momma last night. 

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Just now, hookemATL said:

Lost my bone density in ya momma last night. 

I believe the 3 inches here

3 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

You're really hung up on my inability to judge a man's height from pictures on the internet aren't you? 

Leta hear it, Hank. Tell us all exactly how tall Sark is. While you're at it, go ahead and list his weight, amount of dental fillings and which specific teeth, current status of his hemorrhoids, and, for good measure, let us know what his ideal BMI is. You're the professional here, amigo. Have at it.

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56 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Don't know but pretty sure Sark is not a very big person. Looks like he's about 5' 9" and a fluffy 185 pounds.

Sark is about 6-1, so traylor is probably close to 6-3. He also made 5-11 1/2 Kris Boyd look small. 

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