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  • I thought it was obvious we had a big letdown first half. Just played half asleep. Got caught napping.  That we were able to turn it on and win by 21 after being down 10 is not what this team cou

  • Sark was apologizing for having Traylor’s car towed at halftime 

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1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Am I the only one that just noticed the UTSA short pants? What’s up with that?

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Lowell on the upset narrative already … fucking muppet.


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Looked like that was going to be a wr screen.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

So this is where Card throws the Pick 6 and this whole board self immolates right?

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Fortunately the liquor store is open ‘til 9. I may have underestimated my inventory.

Just now, Zepol87 said:

Nah some dumb shit would haven't and they would have scored 

I called that we were going to get a penalty called on us... then they false started. 

 

but these big 12 refs love to toss a 4th down flag on us to keep the drive going for them 

if Texas does not score a TD here I am going to burn down some fucking casistas

The UTSA kicker has set a record with the shortest pants in football history. Next week he comes out in a Speedo…

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Yep.  With Card starting this game has me worried.  Hopefully Bijan can take over.

That’s the one thing UTSA isn’t going to let happen

4 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Lowell needs a good fucking punch in the mouth. 

Lowell needs to fly rubber dog shit on cargo planes out of Hong Kong. 

Just now, Wishbone said:

Fortunately the liquor store is open ‘til 9. I may have underestimated my inventory.

my buddy Steve has to work late and wants you to pick up some cheap whisky for him...

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Am I the only one that just noticed the UTSA short pants? What’s up with that?

Adidas sucks

Good first drive by Traylor's Roadrunners... 

Bijan has 5 rushes for 12 yards lol

If he doesn’t wind up with 150+ we probably don’t win this game
Just now, 6th Street said:

Bijan has 5 rushes for 12 yards lol

Sad that we couldn’t do better for him and Rochon, team first players who deserved at least average OLs for their careers but didn’t get it

2 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Just awful to watch

Fucking pitiful no matter how you slice it

Go get a touchdown or I punch a homeless person.

And I’ll punch his dog…
Just now, 6th Street said:

Bijan has 5 rushes for 12 yards lol

they are keying on him to NOT beat us... just like bama last week. 

 

so of course we will keep running him straight up the middle. 

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

I think Texas thought they could half-ass a W today. Now they know UTSA came to play and they need to turn it on. Good lesson for the team, should start rolling now.

If they think that they must be suffering from some kind of mental illness. Texas hasn't been good enough to halfass wins in a decade.

I don't think that's it. UTSA came out all fired up. We'll get them. They can't keep this up.

Is this the line for the ledge?

8-25 yard passes is going to be the range we need to stick with

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Team looks dead 

No reason for that. I thought a switch was flipped and all that shit. We should be fired up.

Sark no longer just calling random plays on his sheet.

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I think Texas thought they could half-ass a W today. Now they know UTSA came to play and they need to turn it on. Good lesson for the team, should start rolling now.

I was told this team was different. That we were being pussies for worrying about a let down against a scrappy UTSA team. We heard this team wanted to make a statement. 
 

We shall see. 

If bijan could get the ball without getting hit in the backfield...

is it too much to ask for bijan to be able to get to the LOS before he has to start making moves?

Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

Did somebody stock up on tampons and maxi pads?  Just in case

You leave King Charles III alone man he just lost his mum.

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1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Bijan has 5 rushes for 12 yards lol

He’ll be talked about for many years as a great Longhorn. You’ll always be a piece of shit.

Just now, dcbc said:

Is this the line for the ledge?

Closertojumping?

nm everything is fine

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