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I mean what an absolute 5’4” cunt! I hope this makes him cry!  Nonbelieving fuck!

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

“Bijan Johnson.”

He’s clearly got dick on his mind.

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This fuck stick isn’t hiding the fact that he wants as close as game as possible. Thank god we won’t have to hear from him much longer.

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a totally insufferable cunt of the highest order.  

Apologies for starting other thread. Didn’t search. But yes, fuck him to the highest order.

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Well, I apologize for calling @immamac a cunt.  Next bud is on me.  My gf broke up with me so next home game I’m there because I have my fucking BALLS back.  Unless you CUNTS come to Dallas!

9 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

He’s just calling it as it is. We look like shit. Don’t get your feelings hurt on it. 

There’s no “Bijan Johnson” on this team 

Learned something new today - Lowell taught me the ball can hit the ground as the WR catches it as long as he has control. 

13 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

He’s just calling it as it is. We look like shit. Don’t get your feelings hurt on it. 

Bruh, a 6 yard completion for UTSA sounds like the miracle on ice call coming from Galindo.

Galindo has always been a no talent, fuckstick pole smoker. ESPN spent all the money on paying UT, so they had to find announcers willing to work for free. 

God willing this is the last LHN broadcast of a UT football game and this hack can start his R/TV teaching career.

CDC and ESPN should be under max pressure for this shitshow.   You don't need to sound like a homer of course, but especially FOR THE OTHER FUCKING TEAM!

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Hey, Lowell, to quote the quote the great warrior poet, Zach Quesadilla, all of y’all can smd…

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I don't like the "Lowell is biased" angle only because it conflates the issue of how bad he is at commentary.  I don't want him reading these threads and falling back on "they don't like me because they think I'm preferential to the opponent."  No.  He's not good at the gig.

Hey, what is the deal with all the reverb on the other LHN channel? I don't know if it matters but I'm watching on Dish.

He had Acho speechless with some of his idiocy tonight. The guy's gotta go.

When the other team does well, he sounds like my wife ordering at a drive thru.  Pitch goes up multiple steps 

Is he the only dude that has been on LHN from the start and is still there? That should tell you all you need to know. Terribad

Just now, StassneyHorn said:

You guys are the only ppl who constantly complain

Well yeah, because only Texas fans watch LHN.

He said something like “so much for any thought that the Alabama game was meaningful” after a 2nd quarter score from UTSA. That was Tim Brando bad.

50 minutes ago, troph said:

Learned something new today - Lowell taught me the ball can hit the ground as the WR catches it as long as he has control. 

That’s actually true. I didn’t see the game and don’t know the play you’re talking about. But if the player has control of the ball, doesn’t use the ground to catch it, and the ball doesn’t move when it touches the ground, then that’s okay.

And to make this recruiting related, fuck Lowell Galindo, who was never recruited to play any position at Texas.

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