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6 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Not me bro, sounds more like you...

Shooter:

•enters a thread about how much lowell galindo sucks 
 

•sees a post about how much lowell galindo sucks 

•responds with, "OK?????"

me:

 

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4 hours ago, Slacks said:

I don't have LHN. 

Duver-Yay?

Fixed

9 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Bring back Dave Lapham

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And I once thought LHN would be a great recruiting weapon.

Little did I realize it would be aimed at UTSA.

4 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

He got a boner off that RB pass for the TD after the on side.  That was weird for the home team announcer to be so giddy about it. 

This was the exact moment where I had had all I could take.  Before, Galindo had never made caused much more than an eye roll with me, but he sounded like he about to jizz his pants after that TD, I could no longer take it.  Muted the TV, and pulled up Craig Way on the Longhorn Radio Network website...much more enjoyable experience.

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

I guess it’s the only way that will shut Lowell up.

"Challenge accepted" /LG

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5 hours ago, South Austin said:

I guess it’s the only way that will shut Lowell up.

Clearly not since he was tongue fucking Traylor’s shit box for 3.5 hours 

You want him to eat your ass?
Weird kink but I respect it 

I guess the only question is syrup or jelly?
7 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I honestly thought he was going to cum when they showed that video of Mack congratulating Acho. 

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2 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Bring back Dave Lapham

mumble mumble .....facerape ...more mumbling. 

Lapham was awkward but I would take him over pretty much all the current color guys.

3 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Bring back Dave Lapham

He’s been the Bengals color guy for @ long time. 

5 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Texas @ Iowa State 2003. RIP Dave Lapham 

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That’s him. Dave Lapham was the worst. I always associated his voice with an inconsequential game no one was watching. 

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4 minutes ago, troph said:

That’s him. Dave Lapham was the worst. I always associated his voice with an inconsequential game no one was watching. 

Hahaha, me too. Which in a way was comforting. Remember when UT would play Baylor or Iowa State in the early 2000s and there was never any sort of worry about "man, I hope the team shows up today"? 

That’s him. Dave Lapham was the worst. I always associated his voice with an inconsequential game no one was watching. 

Unfortunately, him and the guy with the unnaturally deep voice (Joel something maybe?) always seemed to have the Raycom/Big 12 game of the week. They were terrible, not Galindo terrible but pretty bad.

Unfortunately, him and the guy with the unnaturally deep voice (Joel something maybe?) always seemed to have the Raycom/Big 12 game of the week. They were terrible, not Galindo terrible but pretty bad.

Joel Myers

some dumbass on Reddit is actually arguing with a straight face that Acho was worse than Galindo yesterday

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To be fair, thats an argument that could be made..

Not likely to win, but still.

I always felt like Lapham was just a goofball.

Galindo is nails-on-the-chalkboard unlistenable. He tries so hard to make everything he says into some big quotable declaration. And yes, he is openly hostile to Texas, constantly referencing failures and shortcomings. And he gets orgasmically excited about visitors threatening an upset.

He should be working as a mortgage broker in San Antonio. 

5 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Texas @ Iowa State 2003. RIP Dave Lapham 

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Fuck Lapham.

But not those unis. So solid, and with the helmets free of dents and holes. 

10 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

He should be working as a mortgage broker in San Antonio. 

at a souvenir stand in the river center mall. 

FIFY

11 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I always felt like Lapham was just a goofball.

Galindo is nails-on-the-chalkboard unlistenable. He tries so hard to make everything he says into some big quotable declaration. And yes, he is openly hostile to Texas, constantly referencing failures and shortcomings. And he gets orgasmically excited about visitors threatening an upset.

He should be working as a mortgage broker in San Antonio. 

Galindo is an embarrassment to this Texas and this AD. He's the bitch of cunts.

I think Galindo was trying to get a job with UTSA last night.  

This thread fucks 

They should find whoever said “Henry Shelton” during the 2005 Baylor game and give him Galindo’s job.

4 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

Shooter:

•enters a thread about how much lowell galindo sucks 
 

•sees a post about how much lowell galindo sucks 

•responds with, "OK?????"

me:

 

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[Curly]"don't mind him...he's drunk"[Bill]

There were so many comments like “UTSA *has* to answer here”. He was riding them all game - including their jag RB with like 2.9 yds per carry. “The stats don’t show how much he’s affected the game.”  Then Bijan runs for 200+ and 3 TDs and it’s all ho hum. Fuck that guy

13 hours ago, Cajun said:

Yup.  Easy decision.  Galindo is the worst announcer I’ve ever heard.  Even Dave South thinks Lowell sucks.

dave south is not an announcer

6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

dave south is not an announcer

Exactly

7 hours ago, WBT said:

Or Amazon (Kaylee Hartung)

if we are stuck in this league for another year let's give jane slater a shot

she's a horn with west campus pedigree and has been seemingly stuck at the nfl network for years on the cowboy beat

1 hour ago, Goodman said:

 He's the bitch of cunts.

Hell yeah, props for the Tarot reference.

At some point in the game, he described Frank Harris taking a deep shot, which was like a 12 yard pass to a tight end.

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Dave South: 

"Aggies facing 2nd and 10 from their own twenty-three. Dropping back to pass! Pressure from the outside, steps up, HE'S GONNA THROW ... WAYYYY DOWNFIELD!!! IT'S CAUGHT!!! BREAKS BACK INSIDE, LOOKING FOR ROOM!!! And he'll be brought down at the thirty ... that'll bring up 3rd and 3."

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55 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

if we are stuck in this league for another year let's give jane slater a shot

she's a horn with west campus pedigree and has been seemingly stuck at the nfl network for years on the cowboy beat

Fuck yeah. In for that on the screen.

16 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

For the photoshops: 

dude.

if we are stuck in this league for another year let's give jane slater a shot
she's a horn with west campus pedigree and has been seemingly stuck at the nfl network for years on the cowboy beat

Umm, she left LHN to do the job she has now.
2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

some dumbass on Reddit is actually arguing with a straight face that Acho was worse than Galindo yesterday

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Reddit is for porn

36 minutes ago, PantsTent said:


Umm, she left LHN to do the job she has now.

yes, but that was before beth mowins mowed down the pbp gender barrier.  slater was the sideline talent.  but i've heard slater on the radio.  she could possibly do it.  give her a shot.  and then hold a drawing and give every current RTF student a chance at 10 open auditions.  CDC chooses the winners for the color slot alongside slater.

also, re: slater at 41, and unmarried, what does she have to lose?  the cowboys beat is not the glamour gig it once was, and it probably doesn't pay big.

2 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Fuck Lapham.

But not those unis. So solid, and with the helmets free of dents and holes. 

We need to go back to black shoes/socks with our home jerseys.

3 hours ago, troph said:

That’s him. Dave Lapham was the worst. I always associated his voice with an inconsequential game no one was watching. 

How did you know his voice then...?

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4 hours ago, Lat22 said:

He’s been the Bengals color guy for @ long time. 

Good.  He can stay gone with my blessing.

Dumbass Lowell:  "BI JAN JOHNSON" !!!

 

Fun fact. The Galindos used to be  family acquaintances. We went to their house a few times, I had his email, and we'd email each other occasionally, so I know his email worked. Anyway, our paths led in different directions, and I didn't see him for a few months. At that time, I was raising money for poor kids in Austin, and I thought a tour of LHN studios would make a great auction item. So I emailed Galindo to see if he could arrange a tour, and....no response. I waited a week and followed up with another email, reiterating that this was to help poor kids. No response. I tried one more time, and nothing. He completely ghosted me. This would have taken two minutes of his time to forward my email to the right person, but he just ignored it. Who does that?

 

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15 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Dumbass Lowell:  "BI JAN JOHNSON" !!!

 

That's really pathetic. Absolutely no excuse for that 

2 hours ago, Mikey4 said:

Fun fact. The Galindos used to be  family acquaintances. We went to their house a few times, I had his email, and we'd email each other occasionally, so I know his email worked. Anyway, our paths led in different directions, and I didn't see him for a few months. At that time, I was raising money for poor kids in Austin, and I thought a tour of LHN studios would make a great auction item. So I emailed Galindo to see if he could arrange a tour, and....no response. I waited a week and followed up with another email, reiterating that this was to help poor kids. No response. I tried one more time, and nothing. He completely ghosted me. This would have taken two minutes of his time to forward my email to the right person, but he just ignored it. Who does that?

 

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7 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

if we are stuck in this league for another year let's give jane slater a shot

she's a horn with west campus pedigree and has been seemingly stuck at the nfl network for years on the cowboy beat

 

4 hours ago, Mikey4 said:

Fun fact. The Galindos used to be  family acquaintances. We went to their house a few times, I had his email, and we'd email each other occasionally, so I know his email worked. Anyway, our paths led in different directions, and I didn't see him for a few months. At that time, I was raising money for poor kids in Austin, and I thought a tour of LHN studios would make a great auction item. So I emailed Galindo to see if he could arrange a tour, and....no response. I waited a week and followed up with another email, reiterating that this was to help poor kids. No response. I tried one more time, and nothing. He completely ghosted me. This would have taken two minutes of his time to forward my email to the right person, but he just ignored it. Who does that?

Answer: A douchebag

LoWell perfect for a douch bag.

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