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I think we will learn at some point that he's been working for free the last decade. It's the only explanation. 

52 minutes ago, SuckitKevin said:

Is this a rally cry or did it happen?

If only it were true that Galindo had been fired by LHN.  Guess it's gonna take moving to the SEC to finally get rid of him as a worthless fuck of an announcer for Texas games.

GALINDO MUST GO !!!     

To make the crowd happy, Galindo will be replaced with Beth Mowins and Dusty Dvoracek.

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28 minutes ago, 927 E. 41st said:

To make the crowd happy, Galindo will be replaced with Beth Mowins and Dusty Dvoracek.

 

Beth can handle Dusty...

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To make the crowd happy, Galindo will be replaced with Beth Mowins and Dusty Dvoracek.
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RE: The thread title, NTTAWT.

Galindo is the f***ing worst. I’ll give a grand to the Texas One Fund, Longhorn Foundation, whatever the f*** to be in the room when they shitcan Lowell. 
 

What happened with Alex Loeb? He  gets popped for 1 DWI and ESPN locks him in the LHN Studio for the past 5 years. Loeb is much more competent than Galindo. 

Edited by billfromlaketravis

On 12/13/2022 at 9:49 AM, Red Five said:

I think we will learn at some point that he's been working for free the last decade. It's the only explanation. 

 

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On 12/13/2022 at 9:49 AM, Red Five said:

I think we will learn at some point that he's been working for free the last decade. It's the only explanation. 

He's been paying ESPN.  Helping out with the royalty to UT.

25 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

LHN only broadcasts 2 games a year right, and the games tend to be low value non conference ones? Is Galindo truly a huge issue? Why not mute the sound?

2 football.  Many basketball.  Galindo sucks at both.

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I was over at his mom's house last night, and she told me even she turns the volume down on games.

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

2 football.  Many basketball.  Galindo sucks at both.

Baseball is his worst sport.

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

I was over at his mom's house last night, and she told me even she turns the volume down on games.

Wait. Lowell is South Austin?

I would pay a grand to watch Casey Studdard vs Galindo in a cage match to the death.

Take the under on how long that would last.
59 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Baseball is his worst sport.

This.  I don't think he's that awful at hoops.  He's no Craig Way, but I can tolerate him for basketball.  He's excruciating at football and baseball though, painfully so.  

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3 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

LHN only broadcasts 2 games a year right, and the games tend to be low value non conference ones? Is Galindo truly a huge issue? Why not mute the sound?

Why should I have to mute the sound when he is the one that sucks?

34 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

This.  I don't think he's that awful at hoops.  He's no Craig Way, but I can tolerate him for basketball.  He's excruciating at football and baseball though, painfully so.  

The more dead time there is between action, the more he feels like he has to talk to cover it, because silence is his enemy.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

The more dead time there is between action, the more he feels like he has to talk to cover it, because silence is his enemy.

Galindo uttering any words is Texas fans enemy 

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4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Baseball is his worst sport.

Yes, but thankfully they seem to have left baseball to Zeke and Zonk..

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

This.  I don't think he's that awful at hoops.  He's no Craig Way, but I can tolerate him for basketball.  He's excruciating at football and baseball though, painfully so.  

Did you watch on Monday? He wouldn't STFU about the Beard suspension.

Lowell Galindo is ESPN's sheltered workshop project. I'm sure they get a major tax credit or something.

I can't wait for Galindo to be unemployed or, at the very least, rooting his vagina off for someone else's opponents.

Fuck that loser.

 

I’ve browsed this thread a million times and only today realized that the title makes me think OP is sexually attracted to Lowell Galindo. NTTAWWT…

6 hours ago, 1leggedduck said:

Lowell Galindo is ESPN's sheltered workshop project. I'm sure they get a major tax credit or something.

He was the pilot young person for the Little Lowell Galindo Urban Achievers.  and how very proud are all of us...of all of them.

On 12/13/2022 at 8:30 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

RE: The thread title, NTTAWT.

Galindo is the f***ing worst. I’ll give a grand to the Texas One Fund, Longhorn Foundation, whatever the f*** to be in the room when they shitcan Lowell. 
 

What happened with Alex Loeb? He  gets popped for 1 DWI and ESPN locks him in the LHN Studio for the past 5 years. Loeb is much more competent than Galindo. 

They are both fucking awful but the fact that Galindo incessantly refers to base hits as “base knocks” as many times as Romo says “Jim” during a 3 hour CBS broadcast makes Loeb seem like Cosell or Jackson. 

On 12/13/2022 at 8:30 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

RE: The thread title, NTTAWT.

Galindo is the f***ing worst. I’ll give a grand to the Texas One Fund, Longhorn Foundation, whatever the f*** to be in the room when they shitcan Lowell. 
 

What happened with Alex Loeb? He  gets popped for 1 DWI and ESPN locks him in the LHN Studio for the past 5 years. Loeb is much more competent than Galindo. 

Fuckin' awesome post !!! 🤘

On 12/19/2022 at 4:34 PM, Ignatius said:

I’ve browsed this thread a million times and only today realized that the title makes me think OP is sexually attracted to Lowell Galindo. NTTAWWT…

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47 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Yo

Was he part of the espn purge?

That will be exactly one year from today.  July 1, 2024 is day one in the SEC and the death of LHN.

I could be wrong, but I dont want to be. 

17 hours ago, markstanco said:

That will be exactly one year from today.  July 1, 2024 is day one in the SEC and the death of LHN.

I could be wrong, but I dont want to be. 

 

17 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

They're not going to purge on/air talent that makes 80k

I doubt SEC Network will keep Galindo when LHN merges into it. but I could be wrong. 

2 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

He's calling all Texas games in 2024.  

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23 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

I doubt SEC Network will keep Galindo when LHN merges into it. but I could be wrong. 

They should to embarrass us. 

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I think aggy has a gentlemen’s agreement with ESiPN that Lowell will continue to do all of the UT broadcasts after the merger

That's actually good news, because we all know how aggy gentlemen's agreements end up.

1 hour ago, sdm said:

That's actually good news, because we all know how aggy gentlemen's agreements end up.

Exactly, he going to end up doing all of their sheepfucking analysis

..."esipn?"

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  • 3 months later...

Is he going to the SEC network?  Saw him on a game last weekend on the SEC channel.

Yormark needs to get busy and lure Lowell away from SEC and make him the new voice of the XII flagship, the Prime Buffalo Show.

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Lowell said during the WVU - Texas MBB broadcast that this will be the last MBB game on LHN. 

So that means we'll never have to hear that fucker's voice again during a game we care about. 

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Lowell said during the WVU - Texas MBB broadcast that this will be the last MBB game on LHN. 

So that means we'll never have to hear that fucker's voice again during a game we care about. 

He worked a football game on the SEC network last season.  Not sure if they are keeping him on the air going forward.

Just now, 66BUFF said:

He worked a football game on the SEC network last season.  Not sure if they are keeping him on the air going forward.

Which game? 

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