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I thought it was appropriate that they spent most of the last minute of the game talking about men's hairstyles.

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Which game? 

No idea.  Just remember him on the screen image.png.27c7eab9b423a737b5c5836f42d3dafa.png

As I said upthread, I think he's done on Longhorn broadcasts, but he's well liked by the admin for some reason. I think he'll get a soft landing at the SID. 

Thank God Craig Way does the coaches' radio shows. Lowell would be all over that if there was a vacancy. 

I will not miss his need to make a nickname stick to everyone who comes on the screen.  "Scotty Mac!!"    You know he's the only person who ever calls him that.

3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Lowell said during the WVU - Texas MBB broadcast that this will be the last MBB game on LHN. 

So that means we'll never have to hear that fucker's voice again during a game we care about. 

 

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3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Lowell said during the WVU - Texas MBB broadcast that this will be the last MBB game on LHN. 

So that means we'll never have to hear that fucker's voice again during a game we care about. 

It moved.

I thought I read somewhere that Galindo was going to SEC Network, but maybe that was a joke?

4 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Lowell said during the WVU - Texas MBB broadcast that this will be the last MBB game on LHN. 

So that means we'll never have to hear that fucker's voice again during a game we care about. 

Did he promise not to show up on any baseball games this spring???

4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Did he promise not to show up on any baseball games this spring???

This is our concern dude. Does LHN have a dugout reporter? 

26 minutes ago, n64ra said:

I thought I read somewhere that Galindo was going to SEC Network, but maybe that was a joke?

Jokes are funny 

  • 4 months later...
  • 2 months later...

Found him:

Saturday, September 7, 2024

Buffalo @ 9 Missouri
7:00 PM
ESPN+, SECN+
Lowell Galindo, Fozzie Whittaker

poor Fozzie... just trying to make a living and being boat anchored to that guy

Edited by AUS-97HORN

1 hour ago, n64ra said:

Found him:

Saturday, September 7, 2024

Buffalo @ 9 Missouri
7:00 PM
ESPN+, SECN+
Lowell Galindo, Fozzie* Whittaker

* Fozzy

  • 3 weeks later...

Fuck it tho. We winning by 60

Edited by kingkoopa6

there was a point in the 1Q last night where lowell and fozzy would not stfu about texas’s low national ranking in “longest run by a running back through three games” as if it was some huge black eye for the program that was going to cost us dearly down the road. we’re winning every game 50-6, but yeah, let’s spend a bunch of time during the broadcast consternating over texas’s glaring lack of 23+ yard runs by our running backs through three cakewalk games.  

also i knew lance blanks (rip 🙏🏼) my entire life, and i used to know fozzy a little bit when he was at Texas, and i could not think more highly of both of them. it frustrates me greatly that both have had to be the color guy (a little racist) for lowell galindo. that’s setting each of them up for failure, and i really hate that. lowell legitimately makes each of them worse at their jobs with his incessant rambling and unending string of questions to his color guy while the action is happening. he brings down his partner every time. 

Edited by Derka

14 minutes ago, Derka said:

also i knew lance blanks (rip 🙏🏼) my entire life, and i used to know fozzy a little bit when he was at Texas, and i could not think more highly of both of them. it frustrates me greatly that both have had to be the color guy (a little racist) for lowell galindo. that’s setting each of them up for failure, and i really hate that. lowell legitimately makes each of them worse at their jobs with his incessant rambling and unending string of questions to his color guy while the action is happening. he brings down his partner every time. 

If it makes you feel any better, to someone that’s not emotionally invested in fozzy, he was great. Lowell is a goofy dumbass but it’s fine. I’d argue he’s better than Gus-gasm. 

The was definitely the F-list broadcast team.

Long runs are not even the most pressing need of an offense, getting 10 yards a pop is perfectly fine for us, I saw Michigan pop 3 long runs but it was because the USC safeties were in the box. One bad angle or one hillarious tackle and it is off to the races, Texas will never get that luxury, because it requires a 3 yards and a cloud of dust offense.

Again I am not saying it is impossible to do, just unnecessary.

8 hours ago, Derka said:

there was a point in the 1Q last night where lowell and fozzy would not stfu about texas’s low national ranking in “longest run by a running back through three games” as if it was some huge black eye for the program that was going to cost us dearly down the road. we’re winning every game 50-6, but yeah, let’s spend a bunch of time during the broadcast consternating over texas’s glaring lack of 23+ yard runs by our running backs through three cakewalk games.  

They had game notes provided by the Gig'em Gazette.

On 9/5/2024 at 1:48 AM, Dennis Taylor said:

* Fozzy

*Foswhitt

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