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Nancy Pelosi is a badass MF and I want her to be Speaker

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Why the hell would anyone put up with all that shit just for a stale piece of cracker and a thimble full of wine (or grape juice for the real lunatics)?

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6 hours ago, Satchel said:

Here are the sins for which one must receive absolution before receiving Communion. Why then, is Pelosi being singled out?
 

If one has not gone to confession first,  one must  NOT receive Holy Communion if HE OR SHE IS GUILTY of having committed  the following  MORTAL sins, KNOWING that they are GRAVE and in spite of that, FREELY CHOSE to do it:

1. Having MISSED a SUNDAY or HOLY DAY MASS WITHOUT a valid reason (i. e., out of laziness, giving priority to sports, shopping, parties etc.)

2. Having SEX OUTSIDE of marriage, with ONE’S SELF (masturbation) or with SOMEONE else (either opposite or same sex); having voluntarily indulged in pornography.

3. COHABITING with someone WITHOUT BEING MARRIED IN THE CHURCH and LIVING as if they were spouses (either with opposite or same sex)

4. Having DESECRATED the Holy Eucharist or committed the sin of SACRILEGE (by receiving Holy Communion without being in the state of grace, i.e., free of any mortal sins)

5. Having used CONTRACEPTIVES (pills, condoms, IUD’s, patches)

6. Having committed ABORTION, encouraged someone to abort, or participated in the abortion

7. Having committed MURDER or participated in the destruction of lives, including embryos and mercy-killing or euthanasia. Having committed acts of violence, physical, verbal, psychological abuse against other persons and their integrity.

8. Having committed GRAVE INJUSTICE towards one’s subordinates or co-employees etc. or in the exercise of one’s profession (for example, unjust wages, retainment of wages, unjust accusation, false testimony, defamation, calumniesunjust firing of employeeskickbacks, corruption

 

They should just move her to another diocese and not tell anybody why.

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Why the hell would anyone put up with all that shit just for a stale piece of cracker and a thimble full of wine (or grape juice for the real lunatics)?

The power of Christ compelled them? 

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7 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Ok cool.  What's your fucking point?

He has no point.  Thus the neg.  But he did follow me to my travel thread.  What a fucking pussy @ftf82 is.

Idk why people choose the DUI thing to go on about. Who gives a shit? There's plenty that's shitty about the Pelosi's that we can talk about. I'd like to say her backing Cueller was the last straw for me, but I think we passed that point a while ago.

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lol

She power moved an archbishop and went over his pointy hatted head.

Someone should swap out the communion wafers in SF diocese with Plan B

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congrats for scoreboarding her local archbishop.

now, her 82 year old ass needs to step the fuck aside before she and Chuck Schumer fuck up any momentum the Dems may have at this point.

The House has passed a ton of bills, but Schumer can’t/won’t put them to a vote bc of Manchin and Sinema. That said Id like a more vocal and influential Speaker

23 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

The House has passed a ton of bills, but Schumer can’t/won’t put them to a vote bc of Manchin and Sinema. That said Id like a more vocal and influential Speaker

I'd like one whose response to Roe being overturned is more than telling people to vote and reading a poem she's read from multiple times before.

She's been beautiful at every age. She's 82? That's a remarkable 82.

Of course the fuckwads wanting to point and yell ugly won't consider what a woman born when she was had to fight to get to where she is. Her beauty was likely a hindrance. 

Now she goes to the beach and a bunch of mouth breathing idiots want to go after for her looks. Fuck you.

Enjoy the beach, Nancy. Fuck the hate engine.

On 6/29/2022 at 12:29 PM, wildcat09 said:

I'd like one whose response to Roe being overturned is more than telling people to vote and reading a poem she's read from multiple times before.

Literally the only fix for this is at the ballot box 

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She's been beautiful at every age. She's 82? That's a remarkable 82.


 

She’s not going to fuck you.

well, not in the biblical sense.

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9 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

She's been beautiful at every age. She's 82? That's a remarkable 82.

Of course the fuckwads wanting to point and yell ugly won't consider what a woman born when she was had to fight to get to where she is. Her beauty was likely a hindrance. 

Now she goes to the beach and a bunch of mouth breathing idiots want to go after for her looks. Fuck you.

Enjoy the beach, Nancy. Fuck the hate engine.

They should read her this poem at her sentencing hearing for inside trading. 

19 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

They should read her this poem at her sentencing hearing for inside trading. 

If she broke the law, prosecute and jail her. I'd hate to see it, but that's the way it should go.

Ridiculing her looks at 82 is petty. I also think her poem was apt to tell you the truth. It's my understanding that poetry can be the best expressions of human experience.

But no, let's make fart noises and hoot because it's a poem! Look, she's old and WNB! 

Yes, let's add poetry to the evils of being woke and a social justice warrior. Ridicule has become much more powerful than argument. 

I'm comfortable supporting and admiring her for the reasons stated. I'm fine with criticism of her as well. It's not a world divided into goblins and angels. 

22 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

It's not a world divided into goblins and angels

Self awareness score: 0.0

9 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Self awareness score: 0.0

Irony deafness score: 9.99 with only the East German judge not scoring you perfect.

9 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Irony deafness score: 9.99 with only the East German judge not scoring you perfect.

Originality score: 0.0

You’re completely derivative.

1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

Originality score: 0.0

You’re completely derivative.

See post above yours.

Or, if you're actually being ironic, well played. But, really, see post above yours.

1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

See post above yours.

Or, if you're actually being ironic, well played. But, really, see post above yours.

Are you fucking retarded?

22 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Are you fucking retarded?


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Big Tits bringing the snark

 

 

 

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the "democrats are in bed with china" crowd is really shrill about WW3 on twitter.

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

the "democrats are in bed with china" crowd is really shrill about WW3 on twitter.

I’ve read from Trump that this all has to do with her husband and semiconductors. Whatever my thoughts were, once China announced she can’t do it, she has to go and do it. 

15 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I’ve read from Trump that this all has to do with her husband and semiconductors. Whatever my thoughts were, once China announced she can’t do it, she has to go and do it. 

This is where I land.  Originally, I was thinking, "we kind of have a lot going on right now, why do we need to poke China in the eye?"  Now I'm like, "Oh shit, they're on the ropes internally with Covid and their pal Russia getting their asses handed to them.  Now is EXACTLY the time we want to poke China in the eye.  Boss bitch move."

Remind them who's the sole superpower.  

Incidentally, this seems like just the kind of thing certain folks desperately wanted tfg to do, but now that Nancy's doing it, they're whistling a different tune.  

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

the "democrats are in bed with china" crowd is really shrill about WW3 on twitter.

39 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Incidentally, this seems like just the kind of thing certain folks desperately wanted tfg to do, but now that Nancy's doing it, they're whistling a different tune.  

The Democrats are afraid of China and are showing weakness!  OMGWTF

The Democrats are trying to get us in a war with China and this scares us!  OMGWTF

 

5 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I’ve read from Trump that this all has to do with her husband and semiconductors. Whatever my thoughts were, once China announced she can’t do it, she has to go and do it. 

China even threatening to shoot down her plane is wildly unacceptable. She's not lacking in courage, and I also think she must go.

We really need to start dangling out big nuts more; let the world know; we packing here and what you gonna do.

21 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

We really need to start dangling out big nuts more; let the world know; we packing here and what you gonna do.

Clapping Applause GIF
 

We need to be who Russia and China thinks we are - a country willing to stand up to other countries when we think they are in the wrong.  Somebody has to stand up to the bullies of the world.  Plus it’s good for the American economy.  But mainly because we claim to be the beacon on the hill for democracy.  But it is good for the American economy.  

Since everything already costs more maybe now's a good time to stop relying on cheap shit from China?

Fuck China. Make them do something stupid or call their bluff. Either way, one of our leaders should be able to go to a (currently) free country if they so choose and if the country allows 

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Pelosi jetting all over the Pacific without telling the Chicoms when she'll get to Taiwan is like using a hand puppet to terrify a toddler.

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Pelosi jetting all over the Pacific without telling the Chicoms when she'll get to Taiwan is like using a hand puppet to terrify a toddler.

To borrow a popular Twitter meme

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China is not the boss of Nancy.

I haven't really been paying attention to this one, but did fucking China really threaten to shoot down the plane of the speaker of the house?  What would happen if we were to threaten to shoot down the plane of some member of the China govt?  That seems like a really big deal.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

I haven't really been paying attention to this one, but did fucking China really threaten to shoot down the plane of the speaker of the house?  What would happen if we were to threaten to shoot down the plane of some member of the China govt?  That seems like a really big deal.

Threatened to shoot down jets that escort her there. 

1 hour ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Threatened to shoot down jets that escort her there. 

Ok, still not great.

10 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Threatened to shoot down jets that escort her there. 

hey China:

Come On GIF by HBO Max
 

11 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Threatened to shoot down jets that escort her there. 

With what? Your Russian designed SAMs? 

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