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Nancy Pelosi is a badass MF and I want her to be Speaker

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Interesting how the cycles repeat themselves.

Lost both house and senate in Bush's last years. Then a huge letdown and loss to a random candidate named Obama in 2008, Rep. leadership never changed with the same people pulling the strings.

It wasn't until they could no longer control their own party vote that we would see a slight change in Trump.

Losing both houses and then losing to Trump should have been a wake up call for Democratic voters. Huge embarrassments and exposed manipulations in the Clinton/Bernie fight and then further embarrassment in the Trump/Clinton fight, a lost one. A complete failure to shove Clinton down our throats again and again. Yet, here we are with the same Democratic leadership.

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I don’t care for her personally, but I think Pelosi will make him sweat hard.  She’s already pushing his buttons and she’s been in charge of the House less than 24 hours.   Feels like Ivanka hid his phone tonight  

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5 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Probably got a bigger dick than you to.

that's my fetish

8 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Great! Who's bringing the tomatoes?

Also... some of the posts on the first page of this thread aged poorly.

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7 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Great! Who's bringing the tomatoes?

Also... some of the posts on the first page of this thread aged poorly.

Give it some time.

Ha holy shit that’s funny 

8 hours ago, Skinny Tie said:

He literally came into a Nancy Pelosi thread and got sassy with Hugo about posting something regarding Nancy Pelosi.

Oooh yeah,  saaaaaasy, 51 posts ?  Socks get recycled around here more than yer mom on SS check day

1 hour ago, Skinny Tie said:

You don’t have real life friends. If you did, you would have realized by now none of your zingers ever land.

Says the sock dick

Queen Boss Bitch clapping back on that young commie.

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Nancy Pelosi “cannot be seen by her party as being weak on negotiating with Donald Trump,” says President Donald Trump’s acting chief of staff Mick Mulvaney. And “Nancy Pelosi is only looking to protect her speakership … and that’s why she’s unwilling to negotiate with us,” according to White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders. These were excuses by the Trump administration to shift blame for the government shutdown. But they also were intended to suggest that Pelosi’s hold on the speaker’s gavel is tenuous, buffeted by a left-wing insurgency led by ambitious, impatient newcomers like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

The reality is that Pelosi grabbed the gavel on Thursday with a firm grip. The first two battles led by Ocasio-Cortez and her Instagramming army of rebels ran smack into Pelosi’s establishment fortress. When Ocasio-Cortez made waves by loudly demanding a new committee tasked with drafting a “Green New Deal,” Pelosi quietly brushed it aside last week, as if to say: Kids, brush up on your Schoolhouse Rock. Then after a meek surrender, Ocasio-Cortez, along with Rep. Ro Khanna, hastily tried to derail restoration of the so-called pay-as-you-go rule or “PAYGO”—a limitation on new spending without offsets that some on the left see as a threat to their big-ticket agenda—only to watch the chairs of the Congressional Progressive Caucus side with Pelosi and nip the rebellion in the bud.

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2019/01/03/pelosi-ocasio-cortez-congress-223690

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Pelosi surely knows as much, which explains why she was unfazed by Ocasio-Cortez’s attempted show of force. After Ocasio-Cortez and Pelosi traded niceties following the Sunrise protest, some speculated that the two were actively cooperating and we shouldn’t assume intraparty friction. But Pelosi has not exactly hidden her disdain with those on the activist left who push proposals she considers foolish. In a New York Times interview conducted before the midterm elections but published shortly afterward, she sarcastically said, “I have those who want to be for impeachment and for abolishing ICE … Two really winning issues for us, right? In the districts we have to win? I don’t even think they’re the right thing to do.”

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Begun the Liberal Wars have.

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Guess that Trump’s locker room talk actually mattered.  

Pelosi is itching to fund the wall.

 

 

Just now, Fozzz said:

Pelosi is itching to fund the wall.

 

 

Um, no thanks.  They renege on any deal.  They're actively limiting LEGAL immigration while bitching about the wall.  They'd never do the deal in good faith.  Trump and the Freedom Cockus already blew up one DACA/wall deal. 

24 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Pelosi is itching to fund the wall.

 

 

Pelosi knows Trump won’t cave on DACA.  

30 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I was unaware AOC was supposed to walk into congress and dethrone Pelosi.   

The manufactured narrative that AOC is going to disrupt the Democratic Party is amusing tho

Do you even Politico bro?

14 hours ago, triplehorn said:

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This kid stands for 60% of the nation.

58 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Pelosi is itching to fund the wall.

 

 

He can have the money if it means he'll sign the DREAM Act.

Also, is that really what you take away from that tweet? Really?

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Pelosi telling Trump that he can't come to the House and give the SOTU during a shutdown is a fantastic power move.

It’s a thing of beauty. A lot of pretty words to basically say Fuck Off.

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That's magnificent. Hit him where it really hurts; take away his pulpit to spew his bullshit. 

He can submit it to Congress in crayon

7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Trump will probably give it from the Oval Office.

That would be fine.  As his recent performance shows, he's shitty in that venue.  He needs the live studio audience to perform.

Just now, Ghost of LL said:

That would be fine.  As his recent performance shows, he's shitty in that venue.  He needs the live studio audience to perform gratify/fawn over him.

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36 minutes ago, Jograves said:

That's magnificent. Hit him where it really hurts; take away his pulpit to spew his bullshit. 

Did I miss where Pelosi shut off Twitter?

Yes, a badass move.  Yet I'm uncertain that I like this additional step into permanent dysfunction.

Trump’s first and only SOTU was 9 min short of the record for longest delivered (WJC) and he claimed it was the most watched SOTU ever.  Even if the SOTU is a pointless media circus, he’ll experience this as a loss and appearing weak.  guaranteed.

1 minute ago, triplehorn said:

Trump’s first and only SOTU was 9 min short of the record for longest delivered (WJC) and he claimed it was the most watched SOTU ever.  Even if the SOTU is a pointless media circus, he’ll experience this as a loss and appearing weak.  guaranteed.

I will venture a guess he holds his own SOTU in a Red State at some arena venue and touts the attendance.

1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

I will venture a guess he holds his own SOTU in a Red State at some arena venue and touts the attendance.

Unlikely, based on security reasons.  Ain't no money to protect him.

Just now, Incredulity said:

I will venture a guess he holds his own SOTU in a Red State at some arena venue and touts the attendance.

Exactly.  They can rent out a bounce house and a giant ball pit and get the kind of bingo hall optics that Trump loves where he can blame the shortage of burrito covers on the Dems.  

4 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I will venture a guess he holds his own SOTU in a Red State at some arena venue and touts the attendance.

You misspelled Red Square

He’ll do something retaliatory and immature, for sure.  He just shot a blank using the networks for a primetime address over his baloney border crisis.

Fair odds he never delivers another SOTU.

16 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I will venture a guess he holds his own SOTU in a Red State at some arena venue and touts the attendance.

Chuck E. Cheee? 

I love Nancy. She’s a fierce bitch and I mean that in the biggest term of endearment from a gay man

Say what you want about Nancy, she's good at the game.

4 minutes ago, Bat Guano said:

Say what you want about Nancy, she's good at the game.

This.  In this arena, she's goddamned Tom Brady.  Most of us may hate him, but when it comes to consistent, disciplined, and clutch QB play, he's the fucking man.  You don't have to like Pelosi (I doubt that many people do).  But you gotta respect the game.

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

THIS.

Exactly what I was saying when I pointed to how he negotiates with contractors who he stiffs.  They NEED his money.  So they'll agree to a shitty deal just to get paid so they can pay their bills.

Nancy ain't a contractor.  She doesn't need him.  He has no leverage.  And he has ZERO idea how to play the game when he doesn't have complete leverage.  He's flailing.  Let him flail.  

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

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Need to be shopped with Trump's head on a stick.

On 1/3/2019 at 8:29 PM, Onboard 2.0 said:

Probably got a bigger dick than you to.

Speaking of dicks....do you personally suck orange cock wrapped or raw? 

 

Or are you one of those that don't see color? 

Trump does best when he's being interviewed by Hannity so he could do that as an alternative.  However the downside of that is that only Fox News covers it live.  

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