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Oh shit prepare yourselves. Game day crew announced Rod Gilmore on the broadcast crew today. Fuck that’s going to suck.

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51 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

 

Wife material, but we lost that fucking game

16 hours ago, Fud said:

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Don't worry we don't have any plays designed to exploit this fact. Nor a line that can block long enough for anybody to go deep. Nor a QB that can get him the ball. So, other that than, you should be scared.

5 minutes ago, CustersDoctor said:

Don't worry we don't have any plays designed to exploit this fact. Nor a line that can block long enough for anybody to go deep. Nor a QB that can get him the ball. So, other that than, you should be scared.

Considering Brenen Thompson exists, odds are you’re wrong.

5 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Considering Brenen Thompson exists, odds are you’re wrong.

We're still sure about that, right?

15 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

His rushing stats weren't any better last year. 

The "Donovan Smith is a great runner" is so weird. He's not a bad athlete but he's never done anything spectacular in the run game even dating back to last year. 

So in other words, he’s tall and black, so he must be just like VY.

Where did you get that Quinn didn’t travel? There’s no way he’s not making the first road trip. 

4 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Where did you get that Quinn didn’t travel? There’s no way he’s not making the first road trip. 

Nobody said that. 

Where did you get that Quinn didn’t travel? There’s no way he’s not making the first road trip. 

I’m sure he traveled to stay involved and experience the travel aspect. He’s not playing though.
49 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

So in other words, he’s tall and black, so he must be just like VY.

I thought that too, but it wasn’t true.  In a fairness Vince was taller than me. 
- Reggie McNeal

1 hour ago, troph said:

Mommy how’d you get that scar on your forehead? 

“Well, let me take you back to the day you were conceived…”

10 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

So our town and our school is a prop for that no talent hack... fuck that shit.. gtfo

 

 

i just came here to say fuck tech

fuck their stupid waste of tortillas. fuck their stupid "goin'" band, they should get goin' somewhere else. like antarctica

fuck their shitty ass school filled with basic ass Masters of Relational Sciences (Mrs) degree candidates 

fuck their stupid lazy river

fuck Lubbock and its uncreative street naming scheme

fuck their administration for using that cunt craig james dickhead son's phony bullshit as an excuse not to pay the only decent coach they ever had

fuck their lame fans who think they'd have won every game they ever played if not for the refs

fuck crabtree on general principle

i hope they lose every game by nine gazillion points and set a record for awfulness and die obscure after we leave this shit ass conference

the second amendment should be amended to exclude the "guns up" gesture

now excuse me, the raisin bran has done its job and I need to go to the bathroom to dump a few Tech Degrees

The foreplay is interesting.

I think Quinn plays today. He’s a baller. He’s practiced all week and has a damn mullet. This is conference play and he’s my quarterback. 

Guns Up? Someone must have lost a bet.

 

 

41 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

^^^ you forgot one thing...

and ou sucks.

Please. We're much more enlightened than that. We know better than to make fun of the mentally handicapped.

Just now, Rimbo said:

Please. We're much more enlightened than that. We know better than to make fun of the mentally handicapped.

I'll consider an extra Hail Mary tonight.

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3 minutes ago, The Deuce said:

 

Figured. But bummer and sucks. We are going to get like 17 games of Ewers career on the 40 which is a bummer. 
Good luck to Hudson. 

Figured this is what sark would do. Bring Quinn back against WV @ home next week right before chokelahoma 

10 minutes ago, The Deuce said:

 

Am I allowed to be gruntled and disgruntled simultaneously? 

13 minutes ago, The Deuce said:

 

Mullet Jesus returned on the 3rd game  after injury.

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Just now, DaysOff said:

And that guy died.

You’re just a doubting Thomas.

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20 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

And that guy died.

Not after he returned. He ascended into heaven. I’m fine with Ewers doing that after winning it all next year. 

Just now, 4th&Five said:

 

Embrace the hate! 🤘🤘🤘🤘

Welp, I underestimated us having shitty PK.

Tech's offense sucks all year and then we make them look like this. Texas football for you. 

46 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Techs QB isn’t as bad as advertised 

PK is. 

8 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

So in other words, he’s tall and black, so he must be just like VY.

Apparently, we make every QB look good. 

On 9/23/2022 at 11:06 AM, po elvis said:

1. Charlie Strong

2. Tom Herman

3. Tom Herman

4. Steve Sarkisian.

8 hours ago, Rimbo said:

i just came here to say fuck tech

fuck their stupid waste of tortillas. fuck their stupid "goin'" band, they should get goin' somewhere else. like antarctica

fuck their shitty ass school filled with basic ass Masters of Relational Sciences (Mrs) degree candidates 

fuck their stupid lazy river

fuck Lubbock and its uncreative street naming scheme

fuck their administration for using that cunt craig james dickhead son's phony bullshit as an excuse not to pay the only decent coach they ever had

fuck their lame fans who think they'd have won every game they ever played if not for the refs

fuck crabtree on general principle

i hope they lose every game by nine gazillion points and set a record for awfulness and die obscure after we leave this shit ass conference

the second amendment should be amended to exclude the "guns up" gesture

now excuse me, the raisin bran has done its job and I need to go to the bathroom to dump a few Tech Degrees

and fuck our defense for allowing every 4th down conversion, when they didn't let a third and long go by

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