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We are everyone's Villain--EMBRACE THE HATE !!!

FUCK YEAH !!!

 

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“…we sure get their best shot every year.”

LOL. Maybe you just suck ass?

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

This ain't our 2004 offensive line, and this ain't our 2004 defense.  I think we beat Tech, but not by anywhere close to 30.

And Quinn appears to be a total badass, but there will never be another Vince!

14 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

I do like me some Adidas but LOL Dr. Thunder.

1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

I would bet that you will never see our kickoff return team retreat again so quickly.

This better be the case. That was some junior high bullshit. 

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

This ain't our 2004 offensive line, and this ain't our 2004 defense.  I think we beat Tech, but not by anywhere close to 30.

And we aren’t getting shut out by ou

Texas Tech football: Key member of the offense to return this week

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Lubbock, Texas, USA; Texas Tech offensive lineman Weston Wright (70) 

by Matthew Conner10 hours ago Follow @RockyMntRaider

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Ahead of this week’s conference opener, Texas Tech football fans got some good news on Monday when it comes to the injury front.  That’s because head coach Joey McGuire revealed that guard Weston Wright has returned to practice and will be able to play against the Longhorns on Saturday.

“Excited to get him back,” McGuire said on Monday.  “He’s definitely a leader for us and brings a presence in that offensive line.”

This is a tremendous development for an offensive line that has a number of question marks.  After all, Wright is arguably the team’s best lineman.

The 6-foot-6, 320-pound senior has made 33 starts in his Red Raider career.  Along the way, he’s earned honorable-mention All-Big 12 recognition (2020) while helping to solidify the Texas Tech offensive front.

Wright went down with a sprained ankle in the Houston game and missed this past weekend’s loss at NC State.  And without him, Tech has struggled to run the football averaging just 2.7 yards per carry against the Cougars and 2.1 yards per carry against the Wolfpack. Also, in the past two games, Tech has given up 10 sacks, a number that is obviously far too high.

Wright’s return will have a trickle-down effect on the line as well.  In the Houston game, prior to Wright’s injury, redshirt freshman Jacoby Jackson had replaced starter Landon Peterson at right guard after Peterson struggled early in the game.

 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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Maybe it's like holstering the guns?

13 hours ago, fatheryeet said:

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Post of the month. Well done

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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Yeah, I’m sure Chris Beard the basketball coach is helping us game plan and prepare for a football game against Texas Tech.

Thought this was an interesting stat when pertaining to last week.

Since 2014, Texas is 7-35 when trailing by double digits at any point in a game.

Obviously not surprising that when you get down double digits you lose the majority of the time, but shows how many previous Texas teams would have mailed it in last Saturday.

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7 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

Yeah, I’m sure Chris Beard the basketball coach is helping us game plan and prepare for a football game against Texas Tech.

Sark: What can you tell me about Lubbock and Tech?

Beard: Shit hole town, cracker jack stadium.  They waste perfectly good tortillas throwing them on the field like a bunch of redneck retards.  They have a massive inferiority complex because their school sucks.

Sark: How does that help me beat Tech?

Beard: Bro if you can't beat Tech in football, you aren't gonna last long here. 

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

Thought this was an interesting stat when pertaining to last week.

Since 2014, Texas is 7-35 when trailing by double digits at any point in a game.

Obviously not surprising that when you get down double digits you lose the majority of the time, but shows how many previous Texas teams would have mailed it in last Saturday.

8-35 now, bobby

11 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

there's a pic somewhere from mack's office with katie.com on his screen

I’d like to think Mack sat down at his desk to get the lay of the land one day and went to Shaggy to see what people were saying about him and got an eyeful of scat porn.

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

That's weird. I thought Torchy's was from Austin, California. 

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Unfortunately it sounds like I need to walk back my prediction about Ewers playing Saturday. He's throwing the ball fine, but apparently doesn't feel healed up well enough to take a hit.

This is exactly what Sark would want us to think

1 hour ago, PatSolitanojr said:
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Lotta missing tortillas in that second pic 

Saving up for Saturday

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

that last Vanderbilt victory in 1928 still stings.

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Tacos from Austin. Nice. 
 

Eggo beat me to it. 

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2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

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No one calls them "Icy Whites".

10 minutes ago, Yuk said:

No one calls them "Icy Whites".

It probably depends how old you are. They’ve been doing graphics with the “icy white” name for a while now. 
I’ve actually never heard anyone refer to them as stormtroopers outside of this website. 

1 hour ago, CashMcCoy said:

Hookah Horns on IT:

This is exactly what Sark would want us to think

Eh, it's wednesday. Let me know how he's feeling tomorrow. Friday. 

38 minutes ago, Yuk said:

No one calls them "Icy Whites".

You mean besides, let's see here....Texas Football?

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

What is that, a box of fried dog turds?

and this just in, torchys sucks…go try another chain restaurant tech tards

8 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

You mean besides, let's see here....Texas Football?

They've called them that since Herman, at least (when I first really started paying attention to their social media).

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52 minutes ago, Yuk said:

No one calls them "Icy Whites".

They're called Stormtroopers.  Just like it's called Town Lake.

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

They're called Stormtroopers.  Just like it's called Town Lake.

I stormed your mom at Town Lake. #FIRSTIN #punintended

13 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

and this just in, torchys sucks…go try another chain restaurant tech tards

I, for one, find it very brave that McGuire decided to give the student managers massive diarrhea a few days before the game

So looking like it could be Card again, huh?

Gonna need to double my supply of beer.

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2 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

So looking like it could be Card again, huh?

It's Wednesday. They don't know. 

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I, for one, find it very brave that McGuire decided to give the student managers massive diarrhea a few days before the game

That queso is currency

Maybe I missed it elsewhere, but did Agent 0 win UT's appeal on the "targeting"?

6 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

I would bet that you will never see our kickoff return team retreat again so quickly.

5 hours ago, jw4381 said:

This better be the case. That was some junior high bullshit. 

I told the entire room I was in, on Saturday, that they are going to try an onside kick at some point and the first line has to stay FUCKING FACED FORWARD. As a former kicker, i was dissapoint.

27 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Maybe I missed it elsewhere, but did Agent 0 win UT's appeal on the "targeting"?

TBD.  Someone said NCAA decisions come out on Thursday? 

The only question that matters for this game is this:  How good is the UT secondary at catching the ball?

Because Donny, bless his heart, is going to throw the ball right to them.  Can they catch?  If so, well, congratulations on the not-so-hard-fought victory ahead of time.

It’s beyond stupid to be too quick to start back with fair catches and whatnot. 

1 minute ago, Uncle Nate said:

The only question that matters for this game is this:  How good is the UT secondary at catching the ball?

Because Donny, bless his heart, is going to throw the ball right to them.  Can they catch?  If so, well, congratulations on the not-so-hard-fought victory ahead of time.

The cut of your jib gets the JW seal of approval. 

2 hours ago, po elvis said:

that last Vanderbilt victory in 1928 still stings.

When Armybrat took his grandson to that game, the loss just ruined the whole experience.

Not sure I would any stock in rumors about Quinn right now.  Sark clearly doesn’t want to show his hand. He doesn’t seem above some gamesmanship to keep Tech in the dark. 

15 minutes ago, Js1 said:

TBD.  Someone said NCAA decisions come out on Thursday? 

I wasn't clear.  On Thursdays, the NCAA publishes a handful of the plays that they were asked to review (or are reviewing for training purposes) from the week prior.

This type of appeal is new, so I don't know what they are going to do.  I suspect it might come sooner and that the conference/school/player would know first.

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