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Just now, TrashMaster G said:

3,2,5,4,1,6

6, 1, 5, 3, 4, 2

8 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

on LHN, Austin radio and here:

https://texassports.com/watch/?Live=497&type=Live

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Horns defeat UTSA 41-20. Next up, road game:

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3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

3,2,5,4,1,6

 

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

6, 1, 5, 3, 4, 2

You morons.

It shouldn't matter, they are National Champions!

By the way.....

3, 2, 1, 4, 5, 6

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

6, 1, 5, 3, 4, 2

I double checked your math. This is correct. 

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You look at Texas Tech over there and it's just all about the tradition of there being no way Texas is playing you every year after we leave for the SEC. Would you want to go to Lubbock every other year if you didn't have to?

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Of all the pictures of women from TTech, that was the one you went with? Very, very disappointing.

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You look at Texas Tech over there and it's just all about the tradition of there being no way Texas is playing you every year after we leave for the SEC. Would you want to go to Lubbock every other year if you didn't have to?

We need to offer a 2 for 1 deal.

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47 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

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middle 2 looks like they bond over wine coolers at brunch complaining about their 4 kids

6 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Here’s a better one of the whole squad I think
 

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Fuck you, technical difficulties. 

So…. Let me guess… all the QBs are still day to day? 

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So…. Let me guess… all the QBs are still day to day? 

Apparently the ability to stream video of this press conference is day to day
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1 minute ago, bigup2dahorns said:


Apparently the ability to stream video of this press conference is day to day

If he wanted you at the press conference, he would have invited you to the press conference. 

Top notch question from Bohls. "Do you trust the team?".

Not one mention of Ewers through the opening statement and three reporters' questions. 

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Top notch question from Bohls. "Do you trust the team?".
Not one mention of Ewers through the opening statement and three reporters' questions. 

Kurt gonna Kurt
1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

3,2,5,4,1,6

 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

6, 1, 5, 3, 4, 2

 

1 hour ago, Davis Lane said:

 

 

You morons.

It shouldn't matter, they are National Champions!

By the way.....

3, 2, 1, 4, 5, 6

Unfortunately all of these are incorrect.  I have run this through my company's supercomputer and there is actually no correct sequence of ranking that is valid. 

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Top notch question from Bohls. "Do you trust the team?".

No kurt, no I don't.  I'm always scared they are going to sneak out the night before a game and visit the Prairie Valley Pom Squad for a little midnight nookie.   I also don't trust my staff or the administration while we are at it.  Now - lemme go back to the locker room and get these guys to play hard.  

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1 minute ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Whatever time our game is over + 1 minute.

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2 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

live look at the big 12 office...

 

Office Sloth GIF by Disney Zootopia

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Whatever time our game is over + 1 minute.

I think they'll expedite to deliver the results directly to the locker room at halftime of our next game. 

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1 minute ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

*an unbelievable shithole

Do you like Roschon? He is versatile. Do you like that he is versatile? 

These damn questions that provide nothing. Yes, we all like Roschon. 

4 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Probably next Monday they'll overturn it.

Pretty sure the presser stream just got driven to the ground by Dallas Taylor

11 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

Probably next Monday they'll overturn it.

So, he gets a free shot for f-up right?

10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Do you like Roschon? He is versatile. Do you like that he is versatile? 

These damn questions that provide nothing. Yes, we all like Roschon. 

"Is that Roschon Robinson or Bijan Johnson?  Oh Roschon Johnson, oh you mean the guy that came here as a QB, willingly made the transition to running back for my predecessor that seems like everybody fucking hated and lays his blood and guts on the field each and every week for this team.  That guy?"

"Yea I hate that guy"

1 minute ago, TreatyOak said:

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Square toe boots, underbelly bicep tats, AND hanging out with Mexican Weird Al?  The trifecta we need, @RGBIII

16 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Pretty sure the presser stream just got driven to the ground by Dallas Taylor

Turner

5 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

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so that's what the interior of the infamous RV looks like... For some reason I was expecting mirrored ceilings and mood lighting... 

1 minute ago, BERT said:

Turner

I guess you're not an Underoath fan. 

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